I Think Crocker And BSE Are Impostors

[klunderbunker]

I have reached the point where I do not believe those two schnooks can possibly be this dumb. Like, I don't believe it's possible. Therefore, I have a theory:

They're alts of some good posters here who have gotten bored and decided to jazz this place up a bit. Like Sly maybe. Or Coco. I mean, I don't accept the notion that two people can appear around the same time and be this dense. Like, it can't be possible.

So commence investigating.

 

[John McCass]

Ahm... Too logical of you, KB. They could be 14 year kids too. Though, I'm only 3 years older.

 

[Akhilleus]

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[Miko]

They're both too clever and arrogant to be that stupid without leaving clues

 

[Reflection]

I think Crocker is real... he was arguing against Slyfox with a lot of passion and dedication, the other day. This guy is prepared to fight for what he believes.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Maintenance bot TO THE RESCUE!

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I think BSE is Jared Fogle just looking to get some tail. Both guys are putting way too much effort in to this if they are really trolling alts.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Notice that he never mentions that it could be KB? This thread is probably just to throw us off his trail.

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

Just make them cellmates down in the prison. At least SoS would have something to do down there.

 

[Blade]

I feel like Coco would troll us in a more clever manner. I mean, he's done it before. Simply repeating that Cena sucks is a little low-brow for him...

Although, it wouldn't be the first time that Sly has debated himself. So that's an interesting theory.

 

[Akhilleus]

Just make them cellmates down in the prison. At least SoS would have something to do down there.

I'm not as familiar with Crocker, but BSE is slowly killing my brain cells every team I try to venture into the non spam sections. I would not lose sleep over seeing him gone.

 

[John McCass]

I'm not as familiar with Crocker, but BSE is slowly killing my brain cells every team I try to venture into the non spam sections. I would not lose sleep over seeing him gone.

You replied to his adulthood thread, didn't you?

 

[ABMorales787]

If you believe in ghosts in the shell, I guess these guys can be Coco's spirit haunting us.

 

[Cereal Killer]

Ahm... Too logical of you, KB. They could be 14 year kids too. Though, I'm only 3 years older.

I was never that dumb 3 years ago.

 

[Cereal Killer]

Well when you think about it, they are the only posters of their kind which have found their way into the non-spam sections for quite a while.

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

Maybe KB and Sly have been a little complacent.

 

[hatehabsforever]

I'm pretty sure that Crocker is indeed an alt created by Coco. Because if Coco wanted to have a little fun and create an alternate account to antagonize people, he would be sure to create a character totally opposite from his own. And there's no denying it, Coco was definitely an intelligent and interesting guy.

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

The forum hierarchy has been working us for years. Nothing shocks me anymore.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Did I Hate Cena just magically appear after Crocker was thrown in Prison?

 

[klunderbunker]

Yes, yes he did.

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

And his posts are just shitty yet even harder to read.

 

[John McCass]

I was never that dumb 3 years ago.

Bingo! Neither was I.

 

[Akhilleus]

You replied to his adulthood thread, didn't you?

Yes, and many other of his threads that make me wish his mother had an abortion.

 

[John McCass]

Yes, and many other of his threads that make me wish his mother had an abortion.

A condom could have helped too

 

[Bernkastel]

I had Crocker pegged as a JusDynamite alt. But he being an I Hate Cena alt would also make sense.