I need cheering up....

[Hollywood Naitch]

Right,

After the crushing disappointment in finding out that the issue of Penthouse with Tara in is just an interview and I will not have the opportunity to see her boobs, I need you guys to cheer me up and make me feel positive about life again...

GO!

 

[Nate DaMac]

At least you're not Milenko.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Alright, bend over and I'll milk your e-prostate.

That'll cheer ya up.

 

[Davi323]

You can still use your imagination when you *********e...

 

[Slyfox696]

Right,

After the crushing disappointment in finding out that the issue of Penthouse with Tara in is just an interview and I will not have the opportunity to see her boobs

Strange, I would have thought that would be a good thing.

She is absolutely hideous, and always has been. I've never understood why people think otherwise. I guess for the same reason people thought Chyna was hot?

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Strange, I would have thought that would be a good thing.

She is absolutely hideous, and always has been. I've never understood why people think otherwise. I guess for the same reason people thought Chyna was hot?

Hush now

 

[Slyfox696]

Hush now

Seriously, what's hot about someone who looks like a tranny hooker?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Seriously, what's hot about someone who looks like a tranny hooker?

Would love to read a debate with Sly and Ba-Bomb/SD/Mantaur Rodeo Clown/Nightmare on the appeal of tranny hookers.

Victoria is not hideous. That is a overly dramatic. She is not for everyone, but she is far from hideous. Personally, i like her. She's kind of a two-face depending on the image she is trying to project but when she looks hot, she is crazy hot.

 

[Slyfox696]

Would love to read a debate with Sly and Ba-Bomb/SD/Mantaur Rodeo Clown/Nightmare on the appeal of tranny hookers.

Me too.

 

[Lowdown]

Kick back and have a brew dawg. A man can still dream. You never know, there might be a sex tape out there circulating.

 

[The Man They Call WMD]

I agree with Sly, she isn't hot and now she is 41 and old as well.
But would I want to see her tits?

Spoiler

DUH

 

[Davi323]

There is also this.

And this.

And this.

Judging Victoria/Tara by what she looks like now in TNA is doing her a disservice.

 

[Slyfox696]

There is also this.

And this.

And this.

EXACTLY! Thank you for providing extra proof for what I was saying. Definitely suffering from PBS.

 

[Davi323]

I dunno, Sly...when she was Victoria in the WWE, I thought that once you got past the kinda gothy makeup and all that, she was hot. (I also thought Ivory was kind of hot, I have a thing for that black haired Italian look).

Tara/Victoria/Lisa Marie Varon has certainly seen better days, she is aging...but as a single guy, I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

 

[Slyfox696]

I dunno, Sly...when she was Victoria in the WWE, I thought that once you got past the kinda gothy makeup and all that, she was hot. (I also thought Ivory was kind of hot, I have a thing for that black haired Italian look).

Tara/Victoria/Lisa Marie Varon has certainly seen better days, she is aging...but as a single guy, I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

PBS...


...just have to make sure to avoid the penis. And if she has to run to the bathroom before you get down to business, don't ignore those warning sirens going off in your head.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

I thought she was always the fug.

 

[Diet Soda]

Definitely suffering from PBS.

Spoiler

Howzat?

 

[The Dragon Saga]

She comes across as somebody who'd enjoy whips and chains.

 

[Lowdown]

She comes across as somebody who'd enjoy whips and chains.

Wouldn't put it past her.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

I get the feeling this isn't going as well for Naitch as he hoped.

Keep on rollin' buddy

Spoiler

Yeh so he's not doing the whole 'Rollin'' maneuvre, but its funny to see him jig.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

I like Tara more now than ever, amazing body for being over 40.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

I like Tara more now than ever, amazing body for being over 40.

Hell Fucking Yeah!

Oh, and I got laid last night, so I am in a good mood again haha

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Oh, and I got laid last night

He took me up on that e-milking of his e-prostate.

 

[Alex]

Hell Fucking Yeah!

Oh, and I got laid last night, so I am in a good mood again haha

You made her come into the room to Tara's theme song didn't you??

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

You made her come into the room to Tara's theme song didn't you??

Hahaha, no that will be happening next time!

To be honest, I don't even know what her theme song sounds like...too busy staring to listen to the music!

Maybe I could use that old TaTu music she used to use back in WWE....