The Dave
Dave of Daves
Just Dave
I'm Dave
AKA Dave
and for the League of Gentleman fans..
Hello Dave
I'm sorry?
Is that Dave?
No, I'm sorry. I think you have the wrong house.
Okay, is Dave there?
No, nobody called Dave lives here.
Okay.
*holds door open*
Dave.. My wife would like to use your toilet.
No I don't think-
*barges through door*
Don't worry Dave, she won't go in the sink again.
Look, you've got the wrong hous-
Wanna buy some pegs, Dave?
I'm sorry..?
Wanna buy some pegs? I got some pegs, belonging to you.
No, I'm alright for pegs.