I love Clerks II

[Freddy4190]

I haven't watched it in awhile. I'm watching it now. Hilarious movie. Kevin Smith is the shit.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Good but not better than the original.

 

[Scotty]

Kevin Smith <33333333333

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

Kevin Smith is a funny MoFo.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

What scotty said.

 

[Scotty]

I even like Jersey Girl. Yeah, I said it.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

What Scotty said again.

 

[Prax]

Sorry to disappoint all the Kevin Smith fanboys, but he's overrated. He makes the same damn movie every time.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Do people still rate him?

 

[Prax]

Do people still rate him?

There's a fat joke in here, I just can't put my finger on it.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Who gives a shit about how people "rate" him?

 

[Prax]

Who gives a shit about how people "rate" him?

Besides it makes him appear as something that he isn't.

That thing that he isn't is a good director.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Do I care if people think he's a good director? No. I just sit back and enjoy his movies.

 

[Prax]

Do I care if people think he's a good director? No. I just sit back and enjoy his movies.

If you can sit through shitty movies and enjoy yourself, then good for you man.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Glad know what you think!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I enjoyed his moves, then I realised he was lacking in any sort of wit or imagination.

 

[Prax]

I enjoyed his moves, then I realised he was lacking in any sort of wit or imagination.

Don't forget originality, technical skills and writing ability.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Thanks for the opinions, I think I'm going to pop in Dogma now.

 

[Scotty]

What Blue said.

 

[justinsayne]

Sorry to disappoint all the Kevin Smith fanboys, but he's overrated. He makes the same damn movie every time.

Actually it's the same 3 movies, he's openly admitted this, and he's making comedies filled with poop, fart and fuck jokes (and if you haven't noticed they're something that is quite common on these forums) and chooses to use a fairly small budget in doing so, it's not like he's trying to be Scorsese or something for fuck sake, the mans not trying win a motherfucking Oscar

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

What Justin said.

 

[Prax]

Actually it's the same 3 movies, he's openly admitted this, and he's making comedies filled with poop, fart and fuck jokes (and if you haven't noticed they're something that is quite common on these forums) and chooses to use a fairly small budget in doing so, it's not like he's trying to be Scorsese or something for fuck sake, the mans not trying win a motherfucking Oscar

So he purposefully makes shitty movies?

Ya, that totally makes it better.






















(/sarcasm)

 

[Y 2 Jake]

technical skills

Uwe Boll has more flair than him.

chooses to use a fairly small budget

Chooses? Nah. It's more along the lines of ''Your films don't make much, so you can have (this amount) or nothing''

Or maybe they bring up Dogma, Jersey Girl & Zack & Miri and say ''Here's what happens when we let you have money/do what you want''.

the mans not trying win a motherfucking Oscar

But he is trying to make good films, and he's failing.

 

[J-Dogg]

Im on BC and Scotty's side...fuck the rest of you haters, i hope you all get sodomized by a spiked *****.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'd squeal if a cotton bud when up my bottom. Never mind a spiked *****.