I just...(MILF stories thread)
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Because kids are all cute, innit? Also, peope are too naive to understand how much responsibilty it takes.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
yea, basically. they are like WAY cute til they start that crying buisness
Damn am I looking forward to having kids...
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
you shouldnt. wretched little heathen mongrels, they are.
A MILF is somebody who's significantly older than you. Porn says so.
Shame, we could've been great together.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
the acronym STANDS for
Mom Id Like Fucking
I dont give a flying rats ass what porn says. fool.
Mom Id Like Fucking
I dont give a flying rats ass what porn says. fool.
Cena's Little Helper
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By your definition here, and what I've said, we can still hit up the pubs one day. Don't get me wrong: from time to time, I don't mind the company of a loose woman (hopefully, there are quite a few in Britain just like there are here in the States).
TheOneBigWill
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I've never fucked a Woman older than me. But came close a couple times. Had the opportunity at least twice.
As for the actual understanding of what a MILF is.. yeah.. fuck one practically every other day/each week.
As for the actual understanding of what a MILF is.. yeah.. fuck one practically every other day/each week.
It's much tighter Wes. It's like, scientifically pleasing man
Gotta make sure that shit is clean though.
what he said
TheOneBigWill
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Just because you can't seem to find a girl willing to take your dick in her ass. Doesn't mean you have to play off knocking it.
Think of all the "greatness" surrounding fucking a tight virgin. Well, the anus is like a virgin who never loses her tightness.. or her moaning ability upon first slow entry.
Listening to a chic moan w/ pleasure from entering her ass > entering any other part of her body and receiving a moan.
They usually wince, I must be doing it wrong. Anyways I had the chance to have an older lady on friday night, I turned her down and focused on her Daughter as did many other people, needless to say Chris didnt get no sex that night
TheOneBigWill
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They usually wince, I must be doing it wrong. Anyways I had the chance to have an older lady on friday night, I turned her down and focused on her Daughter as did many other people, needless to say Chris didnt get no sex that night
I remember once upon a time, I had a hard time figuring out Doggy Style. True story, kept trying to enter at an angle. Kept hearing the wrong type of moaning.Use plenty of lube. Or spit. Sometimes the tears of your victims are the best kind of lube as well. WHAT? Just sayin.
It is not a MILF if she is not a mom. She needs a kid to classify her as such.
What you are referring to is a Cougar. Any older female who is interested in younger guys, dating, one nighters, whatever happens to happen. Hope this is of help.
And to the thread, no MILF or Cougar yet. Hoping at school some time since it is a community college to get my Associates Degree, and boy there are some older hotties.
TheOneBigWill
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I have straight up slept with TWO MILF's.. the first happened 9 months after her Daughter was born. The second is my Wife, and regardless of if the children are mine or not.. I'm still sleeping with her. Oh yeah..
I'd give you anal sex rep if I could Will.
Use plenty of lube. Or spit. Sometimes the tears of your victims are the best kind of lube as well. WHAT? Just sayin.
Even though she winced it didnt stop me from jamming my junk up there
In hindsight though I wish I would have used lube, as the relationship didnt last much longer. Next time lube is on the shopping list.So I take it you don't watch it for the backstory then?
I have never fucked a milf, but I think it is something I'd like to accomplish before graduating college.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
dont watch it all. bud.
