I just...(MILF stories thread)

[BooCocky]

CM?

 

[Fizzy]

Your wife will have a kid someday.

Touche my friend...

 

[Lee]

actually that was pretty earlyish on, CM lives in Vegas, so you have to remember the time difference

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

And in Vegas, it's not impossible for a guy to find a MILF...or the clap.

 

[Lee]

it was 9PM Vegas time that CCS was bant.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Having sex with a MILF and modding a forum. All in a day's work for CM.

 

[Lee]

it was norcal who bant CCS

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

it was norcal who bant CCS

oh.

 

[Murfish]

Milfs ftw.

 

[klunderbunker]

Wait...if you fucked her, wouldn't that make her no longer a MILF but a MIJF: Mother I Just Fucked?

 

[Mr. TM]

Anyone ever fuck a FILF?

 

[Milkyway!]

So, whats a milf? and filf? I'm assuming milf = a mother? With all the talk of these children.

 

[klunderbunker]

Mother/Father I'd like to fuck.

 

[Lee]

your mom

 

[Milkyway!]

My mother sent me to an apotion center at the age of 6, thanks for bringing up those horrible memories Lee....Thanks a lot.

hmm, my friends moms one of these milflings!

 

[Jane]

Milkyway!!!'s education in the sexual field seems limited. Milf is a pretty common one.

 

[Fizzy]

Like you knew it before you came on here. Your 14.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

3 of em

the first one was 38. her son was 19. I was 20. I saw him in the morning when I was walking out and said "whats up ma'fucka" which is quite ironic if you think of it

the second one was a funny story too, becuase we started fooling around on her couch, she starts sucking my dick, and her damn kitten kept on jumping up on the couch, and like, rubbing up against us. it happened like 4 times. So, we finally went in the bedroom, were buisness was thoroughly handled.

no funny story for the third one. it took me forever to get off, I was really really rough with her, and I felt really sad about the whole thing afterward. it was my last attempt at having sex with a girl I didnt have feelings for.

 

[Lil Wes]

Been "dating" one off and on the past year and a half (along with my ex gf, who's a year younger than I am. Yeah, I know. I own). She's 28, no kids, but looks like a mom therefore a MILF iyam.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

no no no. we cannot filthify the definition of MILF. bullshit. if she doesnt have kids, she isnt a mom.

 

[C.M.]

no no no. we cannot filthify the definition of MILF. bullshit. if she doesnt have kids, she isnt a mom.

x2

 

[Lil Wes]

shut the fuck up with that. When she's nearly 30 and 10 years older than you, you can classify that as a MILF.

 

[C.M.]

shut the fuck up with that. When she's nearly 30 and 10 years older than you, you can classify that as a MILF.

Bullshit

 

[Mighty NorCal]

shut the fuck up with that. When she's nearly 30 and 10 years older than you, you can classify that as a MILF.

no. no ya cant. silent CM agrees with me, so it is truth. thats just bangin an older lady. which is also sweet

 

[Lil Wes]

an OLILF?