Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
yes. that even rolls off the tongue well.
I just...(MILF stories thread)
- Thread starter C.M.
- Start date
yes. that even rolls off the tongue well.
Cena's Little Helper
Mid-Card Championship Winner
I don't have a problem fooling around with older women who are childless, but I can't in good conscience mess around with someone with a kid (no matter what their age) unless I intend to get into a serious relationship with them. But, that's just me.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
I feel the same way. that being said
the first one was a totally mutally understood boy toy situation
the second, I was gonna date her, but then the ex came crawling back, and ruined it
the third, i tried to feel for her, just couldnt do it. Accidental.
Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
I really really need to get laid.
All these stories are depressing.
All these stories are depressing.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
see, you always do this crying bullshit, but then you will be all "uuuhh but i need to have feelings for heerrrr"
make up your fuckin mind, or stop whining
Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
1) I only bring up my lack of sex once every month and a half/2 months, not enough for you to be getting bent out of shape.
2) I only said I needed to have feeling for her 1 time.
3) Fuck feelings I want to get laid before I hit 30.
Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
Graduated. Am now off to a place where Sex is not allowed
Wow, your life sucks bro.
Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
Tell me about it.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
what? first of all, I dont give a shit what anyone says, there IS no place were sex "isnt allowed"
and dude. you live in Florida. when I was down there, i couldnt walk to the damn gas station to get a slurpee without having to fuck 3 girls. cmon.
and dude. you live in Florida. when I was down there, i couldnt walk to the damn gas station to get a slurpee without having to fuck 3 girls. cmon.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
oh, good lord, dont freakin encourage him
I didnt even ask her to have sex, it just happened
We were going to go out but decided to stay at her place, I was about to leave, she was laying down on the couch, as I was saying goodbye to her, we just started kissing & the rest is history.
Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
I could have sex but then I would get kicked out
That's you.
I'm a fat 21 year old virgin who lives with his mother. Not exactly the kind of thing that gets girls wet
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
well then dont be fat anymore
I'm also a lil chubby, live with my mom, but that hasnt stopped me from getting laid.
Lose weight and move away from your mom.
Hip2bsquare
Pre-Show Stalwart
I reached my sexual peak in high school (didn't go to college, had a long relationship after graduating high school, I don't get out much today, and don't try and fuck with anyone I see at work). But it's funny... while none of them were MILFs, it seems as if whenever I see one of these girls I banged in high school on myspace or facebook or whatever, they're all moms now. And I'm only 23. It just shocks me how many people went on to get married and have kids so quickly after high school.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
yea same. if I coundt girls I banged out who then went on to BECOME mothers since, shit it would go from 3 to about 10.
and all of them pretty much hate their lives. I have no clue why everyone seems to be in such a huge damn rush
