I have never been in so much pain in my life.

[The Doctor]

Things I learned from my weekend:

• Dancing for three hours straight makes you hurt like hell in the morning.
• Dancing for three hours straight two nights in a row before crashing on a stranger's couch makes you unable to walk.
• Bud Light may be the only beer worse than Milewaukee's Best Ice.
• Weed is ok, but the stuff the guy wrapped in it made it taste like I was eating a fire pit. Is this normal?
• Neon Indian fucking rules live.
• Any long drive is tolerable when you have a Mick Foley book to read in the meantime.
• Beer bongs come in designer colors. Specifically, pink.
• I can dance.
• Girls are sadistic teases.
• They made a Dr. Horrible comic. It's really good.
• There are shirts that cost fifty dollars.
• I can survive on three hours of sleep.

Yeah.

 

[CH David]

Doc smoked weed?!?!

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Things I learned from my weekend:

• Dancing for three hours straight makes you hurt like hell in the morning.
• Dancing for three hours straight two nights in a row before crashing on a stranger's couch makes you unable to walk.
  [*]Bud Light may be the only beer worse than Milewaukee's Best Ice.
  [*]Weed is ok, but the stuff the guy wrapped in it made it taste like I was eating a fire pit. Is this normal?
• Neon Indian fucking rules live.
• Any long drive is tolerable when you have a Mick Foley book to read in the meantime.
  [*]Beer bongs come in designer colors. Specifically, pink.
• I can dance.
  [*]Girls are sadistic teases.
• They made a Dr. Horrible comic. It's really good.
• There are shirts that cost fifty dollars.
  [*]I can survive on three hours of sleep.

Yeah.

Yep, we officially know Doc's in college. I wasn't taking his word for it until I saw this list.

Eat before you drink, and drink water in between every shot. It'll slow down progression, but you'll have a lighter hangover.

 

[hatehabsforever]

It could have been worse, Doc. You could have stayed home and purchased Bound For Glory. This would have been more painful than anything else on your list.

 

[Via Armbar]

Doc smoked weed?!?!

THIS.

 

[Super Hans]

And dont forget the anal bleeding doc, never forget about the anal bleeding.

 

[The Doctor]

 

[The Doctor]

Yeah I smoked some. Just a few puffs. Enough to know I didn't like the taste of burning death on my lips. A guy at the concert offered his to me so I thought I might as well try it just for the experience. I'm probably never going to have a weekend like that again, so yeah.

And Hans, it's funny you should say that, because my ass really hurts. I don't know why...

 

[Coco]

For your next trick, I recommend opium.

 

[Via Armbar]

Yeah I smoked some. Just a few puffs. Enough to know I didn't like the taste of burning death on my lips. A guy at the concert offered his to me so I thought I might as well try it just for the experience. I'm probably never going to have a weekend like that again, so yeah.

Dude, don't ever take a hit from a random joint. You never know what you're going to get.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Shut the fuck up doc. There's NO way you were in as much pain as I was in the hospital. Thankfully that stay is over with.

 

[Luther_Hull]

I think the thread title correctly sums up how I feel everytime I read one of Doc's posts.

 

[Dave]

Good for you, Doc.

I don't condone smoking weed but it is definitely worth the experience.

 

[Via Armbar]

I think the thread title correctly sums up how I feel everytime I read one of Doc's posts.

Dammit, I tried not to.

 

[Coco]

Shut the fuck up doc. There's NO way you were in as much pain as I was in the hospital. Thankfully that stay is over with.

I've read more than enough threads on your pain, thank you very much.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Things I learned from my weekend:

Dancing for three hours straight makes you hurt like hell in the morning.

Yoga.

Dancing for three hours straight two nights in a row before crashing on a stranger's couch makes you unable to walk.

See above. Even cheat and just pick up a WiiFit board.

Bud Light may be the only beer worse than Milewaukee's Best Ice.

It's been my experience that any beer called "Ice" is shit.

Weed is ok, but the stuff the guy wrapped in it made it taste like I was eating a fire pit. Is this normal?

Kinda. I expect you'd enjoy a bubbler or a modest bong more than a joint or a blunt.

Neon Indian fucking rules live.

I will check them out.

Any long drive is tolerable when you have a Mick Foley book to read in the meantime.

Agreed, depending on the book. The new one?

Beer bongs come in designer colors. Specifically, pink.

I only remember a neon green one from my past.

I can dance.

Excellent. I can't, but I do it anyway.

Girls are sadistic teases.

Yes, yes they are. Most of them, anyway.

They made a Dr. Horrible comic. It's really good.

Whaaaaaa?

There are shirts that cost fifty dollars.

This reminded me of the "$500 Shirt" from "WWE No Mercy" for the N64.

I can survive on three hours of sleep.

You'd be surprised what your body can do. Of course, you'll also be surprised when your body falls apart.

Yeah.

Sounds like epic college weekend for Doc. I'm a bit jealous I didn't get to witness this.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

It's all about the water filtration, though there's nothing like smoking joints at a concert.

 

[Remix]

And dont forget the anal bleeding doc, never forget about the anal bleeding.

Kind of unavoidable for you now, seeing as Nitrates (poppers) can't be sold with medicinal properties (relaxing of the anal sphincter) in sex shops any more.

 

[Super Hans]

Shut the fuck up doc. There's NO way you were in as much pain as I was in the hospital. Thankfully that stay is over with.

Boo fucking hoo, you were in hospital, has nobody ever been in hospital on these forums except from you, hopefully they got all the sand out of your vag while you were under anaesthetic.

 

[Luther_Hull]

Doc's "amazing" weekend seems to be a standard weekend for any univiersity student in all honesty.

 

[Thriller Ant]

College is awesome. That is all.

 

[Via Armbar]

Boo fucking hoo, you were in hospital, has nobody ever been in hospital on these forums except from you, hopefully they got all the sand out of your vag while you were under anaesthetic.

Hans might give me post for post the most lulz.

 

[Coco]

Doc's "amazing" weekend seems to be a standard weekend for any univiersity student in all honesty.

Am I to take this as meaning that you too have experienced Bud Light?

 

[Luther_Hull]

Am I to take this as meaning that you too have experienced Bud Light?

Unfortunately yes.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Bud Light is pretty high up on the shit scale