I Did Shots Of Mike's Hard Lemonade Last Night

[Serious Mozzarella]

You... did shots of Mike's Hard Lemonade... which is about 1/4 a beer...

You proud of yourself, bud?

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Jenks is really going for Rookie of the Year.

 

[Con T.]

The cretor of this thread is a looser and his wifes a fucking pig. Nuff said.

Webster's Dictionary doesn't provide me a word to use to make fun of your spelling. The closest it gave me is Cretin. I suppose that fits, in some weird way.

This mother fucker sits round all day eating pizza with his barren, morbidly obese wife, fucking posting on wrestling forums like a 12 yr old fucking kid.

You mean the same wrestling forum you're currently posting like a 2 yr old fucking kid on? Right?

Count your blessing stinger that i dont fucking crack you in the face in real life since I dont know exactly which town you in and what you look like, or else you'd be laid up some where ina casket wif a rabbi saying some last rites on your ass for being the pedo fuck that you have been. Suck it u dirty bastard fuck..

Successful Troll is Successful?

Ah, you guys, getting me with this on my first day. For a second I thought miserable excuses of scar tissue like this sorry sack of shit really existed

 

[Sully]

I missed his first run to. It's a shame. I heard he and Macca had a good scramble though. I'm not sure if they we're a team or a rivalry...either or would be exhilarating to watch.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Lol I seen this thread and instantly shit storm popped into my head. It was, but I gotta love the party storys. I think my funnest memory was staying at Bowling Green univ. last year. Its a bigger college in the Northwest Ohio area. But not fucking gigantic, my buddie Daniel was a senior last year an invited me to a xmas party, it was a ten dollar buy in for the cases. Thats pretty cool, its what it is around here for some drinking when your underage lmfao.

But getting back on topic, about 15 people showed up and we only had 3 24 cases of Bud Light in bottles. Blah blah blah a fight insues and I get popped in the lip out on the front lawn. Boo hoo and whatnot, Daniel comes up and tries to hit the out of his mind allredy drunk dude and misses and slips. I push the fucker over and walks past two of the hottest chicks i've ever seen in my life.

Good lord, I stopped and looked and my lip was bleeding. They knew Daniel from a few partys before, and invited us as the hero's to the big fight back to their appt. From what I remember I was playing pong with about 10 different chicks, me, Daniel, Random boyfriend I think. I wake up laying on the sofa with a half naked drunk chick laying on top of me. God I really wished I knew what all happened that night.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Oh silly Jenks. If only you had seen the picture I posted of me and my wife. Then you'd see shes not fat. Oh, and I dont think little 6 year old boys are allowed to be talking about cracking people in the face. Do your parents know you're doing this? Silly, silly Jenks.

 

[Coco]

You'd love an excuse to get physical with a 6 year old boy, wouldn't you?