I Did Shots Of Mike's Hard Lemonade Last Night

[The Crock]

Good times indeed. I'm just tryin to sort out how the fuck my homie is now going out with my crazy stalkerish ex.

It truly blows my mind. I always knew him as a smart ladies man.

Ahhh, I've seen that shit quite a few times. They're fascinated by how crazy the chick is so they want to try it for themselves.

 

[Ty Burna]

Ahhh, I've seen that shit quite a few times. They're fascinated by how crazy the chick is so they want to try it for themselves.

I'm just shaking my head at this, she didn't even know he and I have been homies for a minute now, and now she's buggin me asking if he's a good guy and what not. My head screams to tell her to leave him the fuck alone, but I ain't got the heart to do so because apparently he's happy wit it so I"m just gonna pull up a chair and watch the train wreck happen. Who knows, it's been awhile since she and I dated, but I just don't see any maturation since that time.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

While this is true, I'm not one of them.

If you were would you admit it?

 

[The Crock]

I'm just shaking my head at this, she didn't even know he and I have been homies for a minute now, and now she's buggin me asking if he's a good guy and what not. My head screams to tell her to leave him the fuck alone, but I ain't got the heart to do so because apparently he's happy wit it so I"m just gonna pull up a chair and watch the train wreck happen. Who knows, it's been awhile since she and I dated, but I just don't see any maturation since that time.

You never know, the thing is you gotta do what's best for your boy, so if he's happy then somehow you have to try to be happy too. She might have changed, might not, but just look at it optimistically.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

If you were would you admit it?

You would've gotten me to admit it by now. But you see, I'm not one of those people.

 

[Ty Burna]

You never know, the thing is you gotta do what's best for your boy, so if he's happy then somehow you have to try to be happy too. She might have changed, might not, but just look at it optimistically.

Gonna try to at the very least, getting involved this far has already caused me to grit my teeth. I don't need to revisit this whole drama shit that I cleared out of my life again.

 

[The Crock]

Gonna try to at the very least, getting involved this far has already caused me to grit my teeth. I don't need to revisit this whole drama shit that I cleared out of my life again.

You know, man, his is a really bad situation. I'm telling you though, take it with a grain of salt and just try to make it through it. If she's still insane it'll be over soon.

 

[Ty Burna]

You know, man, his is a really bad situation. I'm telling you though, take it with a grain of salt and just try to make it through it. If she's still insane it'll be over soon.

Meh it's all good, I got my own shit to worry about first and foremost, this is just some shit that's gonna eat me for a few days and then it'll drop. He knows what he's doing this is just me tryin to protect family.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

You would've gotten me to admit it by now. But you see, I'm not one of those people.

You don't give yourself enough credit, you are a very crafty pedo, even Chris Hanson would have trouble catching you.

Some day though you will get tired of living a lie and finally be yourself out in the open, I believe in you Stinger.

 

[The Crock]

Meh it's all good, I got my own shit to worry about first and foremost, this is just some shit that's gonna eat me for a few days and then it'll drop. He knows what he's doing this is just me tryin to protect family.

I know how it is man. I always protect those around me too, it's instinctive.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

You don't give yourself enough credit, you are a very crafty pedo, even Chris Hanson would have trouble catching you.

Some day though you will get tired of living a lie and finally be yourself out in the open, I believe in you Stinger.

LEAVE STINGER ALONE!!!!

 

[The Crock]

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Wait, you took fucking SHOTS of Mike's Hard Lemonade?





Im suprised your shot glass didnt become self aware, spit it back out at you and ask "what in the FUCK do you think you are doing?"

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Wait, you took fucking SHOTS of Mike's Hard Lemonade?





Im suprised your shot glass didnt become self aware, spit it back out at you and ask "what in the FUCK do you think you are doing?"

This is coming from Teh Norcalz. Now you know you're a pussy when a straight edger calls you out on your *****ness.

 

[The Crock]

Nicely put NorCal. Do you drink Wine Cooler shots, Stinger? That would be the cherry on top of this "******-tree".

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Dont drink any other alcoholic drink.

I was insulted by NorCal, yet I feel as though I was complimented. Does that usually happen?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Seriously dude what the fuck. Do you black out after 2 Mike's?

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Stinger is Ned Flanders.

Only difference is, I'm Jewish and don't intensely practice the religion.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Those are the second worst drinks I have ever drunk. The first? Domestic Heiniken.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Dont drink any other alcoholic drink.

I was insulted by NorCal, yet I feel as though I was complimented. Does that usually happen?

Not to intelligent people.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Not to intelligent people.

That explains it.

 

[X]

You know I was going to make a joke here, but this thread kind of speaks for itself. There's nothing I could say that would actually be funnier than someone bragging about taking 14 shots of Mike's Hard Lemonade. Pretty sure you wouldn't even legally be considered intoxicated at that.

 

[The Crock]

One bottle of Mike's isn't even a buzz. You'd legally be intoxicated after 3-4. Or in Stinger terms, 42-56 shots.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Eh that's nothin', I was knockin' back shots of Bud Light last night, got totally fuckin' plastered.

 

[The Crock]

Bump.