Hulk Hogan/FOTH gets his ass handed to him over and over again

[Luther_Hull]

I realised FOTH was stupid when he said ROH would blow WWE out of the water if they got a TV deal.

 

[Colamania]

i already told you, you bully! Danielson can use ACTUAL WRESTLING moves where as Hogan and John "Gay" Cena can only get the crowd into the match emotionally by taunting and doing stupid punches.

That is the stupidest thing I've ever read. And I've read Coco's posts. I'm being honest, I do think this is stupider than Coco. He's resorting to using homophobic jibes, and he's still confusing amatuer wrestling with professional wrestling.

Kid, listen closely. Bryan Danielson is one of the best TECHNICAL wrestlers in the world. He can probably pin anyone he likes, anytime he likes. What he is not is a good PROFESSIONAL wrestler. He can't entertain a crowd of the average man, and that's what you need to do. Smarks already like wrestling, they don't need to be attracted. The best wrestlers need to be able to attract the casual channel-flipper to stay on wrestling proramming, and the people who do that are guys like Stone Cold, The Rock, Undertaker and yes, Hulk Hogan.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Ring of Honor fucking riles me. There is nothing entertaining about it all. It's just some guys in a high school gym doing rest hold after rest hold. Occasionally they might do a shitty German suplex or bounce off the ropes. It's not entertaining at all, what's entertaining about that?

I don't watch wrestling for the amount of german suplexes two guys can do, I watch it to be entertained.

I like it for the acrobatics. Why I liked Briscoes/MCMG. Jeff Hardy can't do enough flips for my liking.

 

[Uncle Sam]

That is the stupidest thing I've ever read. And I've read Coco's posts. I'm being honest, I do think this is stupider than Coco. He's resorting to using homophobic jibes, and he's still confusing amatuer wrestling with professional wrestling.

Kid, listen closely. Bryan Danielson is one of the best TECHNICAL wrestlers in the world. He can probably pin anyone he likes, anytime he likes. What he is not is a good PROFESSIONAL wrestler. He can't entertain a crowd of the average man, and that's what you need to do. Smarks already like wrestling, they don't need to be attracted. The best wrestlers need to be able to attract the casual channel-flipper to stay on wrestling proramming, and the people who do that are guys like Stone Cold, The Rock, Undertaker and yes, Hulk Hogan.

Oh Jesus Christ. Tell me he didn't just say that.

 

[Colamania]

I like a nice mix. The technical (Punk), the spot-monkey-ing (Jeff) and the entertaining (... who do WWE have at the moment? Cena doesn't entertain me, Austin's gone, UT's gone. Oh, I know, Jericho)

 

[Colamania]

Oh Jesus Christ. Tell me he didn't just say that.

Please address any complaints specifically, and I'll be happy to respond.

You know, I don't know why I don't post in the wrestling sections, I've been pretty good at this so far.

 

[Slim Pickns]

That is the stupidest thing I've ever read. And I've read Coco's posts. I'm being honest, I do think this is stupider than Coco. He's resorting to using homophobic jibes, and he's still confusing amatuer wrestling with professional wrestling.

Kid, listen closely. Bryan Danielson is one of the best TECHNICAL wrestlers in the world. He can probably pin anyone he likes, anytime he likes. What he is not is a good PROFESSIONAL wrestler. He can't entertain a crowd of the average man, and that's what you need to do. Smarks already like wrestling, they don't need to be attracted. The best wrestlers need to be able to attract the casual channel-flipper to stay on wrestling proramming, and the people who do that are guys like Stone Cold, The Rock, Undertaker and yes, Hulk Hogan.

 

[Colamania]

Again, I'd prefer a more specific response, if possible. Thanks very much

 

[Uncle Sam]

He... was... I don't don't know how to put this... erm... joking.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwww. he mightve even topped FOH

 

[Uncle Sam]

Innit.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

 

[Colamania]

Who was joking?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Slim Pickns

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

< Flair's boot laces

 

[Colamania]

When was he joking?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

during everything you quoted. and the post before that

 

[Colamania]

Meh, didn't look like joking to me. Besides, I got to rant. I'm happy.

 

[Slim Pickns]

Its true. I don't actually think Danielson and Joe could sell out the Silverdome. Maybe the iMPACT zone, with free tickets.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Cola, help me out in the TNA section, huh? No Glenn Gilberti shit either, my threads.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Maybe the iMPACT zone, with free tickets.

Not in front of the TNA mod, you bath turd.

 

[Slim Pickns]

Not in front of the TNA mod, you bath turd.

That wasn't suppose to be a TNA knock.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Well, it was and it hurt.

 

[Slim Pickns]

Its ok Sam, I'm sure you'll get to mod a cool section some day.

 

[FOTH 3:16]

What, it's true. Hogan can't do many moves, it's true. But that doesn't mean he can't wrestle. He can construct a match, he can entertain a crowd, he can get them on their feet when he drops the leg. Therefore, he can wrestle, from a professional sense. It's just the facts. I'm impartial on Hogan, I neither love him nor hate him.

Maybe I shall rephrase what I said.He can wrestle,but he can't outwrestle the likes of KENTA,Danielson,Joe,Punk,Benoit,Eddie,Hart,HBK,Sting,and prolly more.