Homemade Condom

[D-Man]

Pee in her butt.

 

[Bdubbs]

Hefty CinchSak

 

[justinsayne]

How on earth do you run out of condoms period? Go to Amazon, select your brand of choice, and subscribe & save, they literally send a new box of condoms to your house every month, no need to ever go out to the store for them again.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Hefty CinchSak

You must be a very lucky man who has a very difficult time walking.

 

[justinsayne]

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[Uncle Phatso]

The hospital or the morgue?

Right kick, Left kick?

 

[shattered dreams]

I suspect your face is all the birth control you will ever need.

 

[TLC]

A Mars Bar wrapper.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

You all act like you actually use condoms enough to run out.

 

[Via Armbar]

Anyone mentioned a quick uppercut to the ovaries yet?

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

Ah, the Uppercunt.

 

[Via Armbar]

Dumbest. Thread. Ever.

Pee in her butt.

..............

 

[Dave]

A scorned ex-girlfriend of one of my friends told us that he once used a plastic shopping bag as a condom whilst doing her in his car.

I'm not sure why she told us or what she was trying to achieve.

 

[Tastycles]

I know a guy who cut the sharp edges of an empty packet of Walker's salt and vinegar crisps, turned inside out, and tightened the bottom with a standard Royal Mail red elastic band. I think that's the most quintessentially British makeshift condom possible.

 

[Xemmy]

Ah, the Uppercunt.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

I'd use...................... an actual condome, the fact is Milky wrap would be more expensive, I could by a pack of condoms for a quid over here.

 

[gd]

Why even bother with the condoms Deej, it's bad enough that you're violating the anus of a small boy

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

He doesn't want to give the child any of his diseases. He is a man of morality.

 

[Hazardous]

Condoms? People still use those things? Huh. learn something new everyday.

They give them out for free here at the heath clinic. You walk in, they give you a bag of 20, walk out.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Buy a box of latex gloves (200 pairs) cut the fingers off the and use the fingers as a condom. That will give you around 2,000 makeshift condoms.

 

[Miko]

I keep a stack of old ones ready for re-use, it's amazing what you can find in public parks

 

[Derf]

You only need a condom for one of three holes. Stick to the other two holes.

 

[secret titan]

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