Homemade Condom

[Milkyway!]

You bring home a girl, things get intimate. You go for your condom supply, only to realize you've ran out. Instead of killing the mood by leaving to go to the store, something in your brain says "I'll use something I have here!"

What do you use?

I'd use:
Saran Wrap!

 

[Shadowmancer]

I guess I am going to be the first to say it.

Milky, you are an idiot!

 

[Milkyway!]

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Do they still make Fruit Roll-ups?







I do not condone or recommend the use of anything other than a condom as a condom.

 

[D-Man]

Dumbest. Thread. Ever.

 

[Milkyway!]

I do not condone or recommend the use of anything other than a condom as a condom.

If anyone choose to use anything posted on a WrestleZone forum as a condom, other than a condom then they deserve whatever they get.

Give me a rubber band, a Ziploc bag, and a bendy straw I'll come up with something!

Dumbest. Thread. Ever.

When thousands of threads are surfing this very forum about rocks, cabinets, Becca's tits, and John Cena only knows 5 moves. I'm not offended, in any manner whatsoever.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

If anyone choose to use anything posted on a WrestleZone forum as a condom, other than a condom then they deserve whatever they get.

Give me a rubber band, a Ziploc bag, and a bendy straw I'll come up with something!

What are you? The MacGyver of sex?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

You are the MacGuyver of preventing unwanted pregnancies.

How about a crap load of band aids?

 

[Milkyway!]

What are you? The MacGyver of sex?

That show's a tinkle bit out of my time. So I am inclined, to say no?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

That show's a tinkle bit out of my time. So I am inclined, to say no?

MacGuyver would make bombs out of regular items that he found then he would go have sex with a young Teri Hatcher. He had to get creative at some point.

 

[Max Headroom]

I'd just not use one. Call it the Newfie pull-out.

 

[shattered dreams]

This is what happens when the schools have to teach abstinence.

 

[D-Man]

Aluminum foil?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

the skin of my penis

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Why you're out of condoms is beyond me, but still...

Just jump in bed, tell the chick you're out of rubbers, go down on her, and wait for reciprocation. Problem solved.

 

[nightmare]

Always remember, "She cant get pregnant if you put it in her butt."

 

[George Steele's Barber]

For those that are going to disappoint the lady regardless, a stick of chewing gum and the wrapper.

 

[Big Sexy]

Pray and Spray

 

[gd]

Take a vow of abstinence with your girlfriend who already has a kid

 

[Coco]

The answer is a potato skin.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

A sock is probably the obvious answer, although I would recommend you use a sock that has just been washed just in case she decides to go down on you afterwards

But yeah this is probably the worst thread i've ever seen in the Bar Room

 

[Milkyway!]

Hedge clippers, a plastic bottle, and some hot glue. I think we all know where that's going.

 

[Coco]

Hedge clippers, a plastic bottle, and some hot glue. I think we all know where that's going.

The hospital or the morgue?

 

[Remix]

The morning after pill.

NOTE: this is not to be used as regular contraception.

 

[Milkyway!]

The hospital or the morgue?

I was thinking Clip the top of the bottle off, use it, wash it and hot glue the top back on? Save the planet, recycle and shit.

The morning after pill.

NOTE: this is not to be used as regular contraception.

People taking this thread literal are absolute morons.

Fuck no you don't use it as regular contraception, it costs like 70$ around here.