High School Reunions FTL

[Turd Ferguson]

Yeah, mine (5 year) was Friday night. Getting shithouse drunk isn't really my thing right now, so I took my cousins to see The Blind Side, and took them out for pizza afterward. I had probably more fun doing that than I would have at the reunion.

Yesterday, everyone's Facebook status was stuff like "Fell down some stairs last night, LOL" and "Fell headfirst into a parked car!!"

Needless to say, I feel I made the right decision.

 

[NSL]

Don't get me wrong...Getting stone cold shitfaced is fun sometimes...

Just do it in the privacy of your own home, or a friend's home...