Hell in a Cell 2014

[The Butcher]

Jesus Christ... guys, your finishers aren't working. Do something else.

 

[Gregor_Samsa]

Is Cena wearing Skechers? Jesus Christ, John.

 

[Slash-LN]

That slam on the stairs jarred Randy's tampon loose.

That explains why Cena isn't phased.
He's used to dealing with bitches on their rag.

 

[Vega]

I hate the two million finisher kickouts that happen at every big match anymore. It's just a routine by now. Shock over psychology.

 

[Alastor]

Jesus Christ... guys, your finishers aren't working. Do something else.

They should try the fameasser.

 

[BaconBits]

Is Cena wearing Skechers? Jesus Christ, John.

Worse, they're K-Mart kickers.

 

[Alastor]

CenawinLOL

 

[The Butcher]

Yeah, that needed to be a HIAC match.

Forgive me if I'm less than impressed with guys trading finishers for the last 6 minutes of a match.

 

[L@RISANO]

pfft.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Thank god that shit didn't main event. Those two just don't have very good chemistry 3/4 of the time.

 

[Slash-LN]

Is Cena wearing Skechers? Jesus Christ, John.

No.
They're his Kmart shoes.

 

[LBGetBack]

Damnit. Zero interest in Cena- Lesnar again!

 

[Gregor_Samsa]

Worse, they're K-Mart kickers.

You'd think he was a 350 lb stocker at a Kroger.

 

[BaconBits]

Meh. They're taking the belt off Brock.

 

[Vega]

Now that Cena is over messing with Orton, he can turn to fresh pastures... a match against Lesnar.

 

[BaconBits]

You'd think he was a 350 lb stocker at a Kroger.

It fits his character that acts like one.

 

[L@RISANO]

wow Brock, you're opponent list for your title reign is gonna read: Cena, Cena, Cena...

Way to book the Streak breaker WWE.

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

I was into this match because a part of me believed I would have Orton v. Lesnar, I had big expectations for this... WWE just killed my interest with an AA, and that's a reminder to never, ever get my hopes high again! Lesson learned... Lets go to sleep

 

[rbv13]

Great work by the agent for that epic battle. 20 AAs and 20 RKOs.

Why did that match need to be in the Cell?

 

[Alastor]

I was into this match because a part of me believed I would have Orton v. Lesnar, I had big expectations for this... WWE just killed my interest with an AA, and that's a reminder to never, ever get my hopes high again! Lesson learned... Lets go to sleep

And prove to WWE that Cena = viewers.

 

[Vega]

Damien is clearly the star of the team.

 

[#tamale]

Great work by the agent for that epic battle. 20 AAs and 20 RKOs.

Why did that match need to be in the Cell?

Because Roman Reigns is injured.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Man I just want Sandow to walk out with the belt tonight.

Actually fuck that just have these two in the tag division, it's a shame this match is even happening.

 

[The Butcher]

Damien Sandow is the only person that could get me to pay this much attention to a feud between The Miz and Sheamus. Well, the only person without a gun pointed at me.

 

[Slash-LN]

Jesus Michael. You used to do backstage interviews. Why does JBL have to explain that to you?