Hell in a Cell

[Uncle Sam]

Any dream match or speculation thread on this site features about fifty posters asking for twelve man Hell in a Cell matches. Why?

 

[HBK-aholic]

As in 12 men in one cell?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Preeetty much.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Um, yeah because that would be good. Hmm.

 

[Sparky]

becouse it would be the best match EVAHH. Nah seriously i dont know it would be to annoying to watch.

 

[klunderbunker]

The 6 man was hard enough to keep up with but it had a good balance. I love looking at "dream cards" and its like Scott Hall vs. Bret Hart, last man standing. Sting vs. mankind, No holds barred, or Barb wire match, Taker vs. Raven. Why does every match need a gimmick, and the most random parings.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The rule of the dream match thread is that it has to contain all your favourite wrestlers and a gimmick. Even if the gimmick doesn't suit a 12 person match.

 

[klunderbunker]

Are there any matches other than a battle royal that does fit 12 men?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Are there any matches other than a battle royal that does fit 12 men?

It's a dream match thread, not a logic match thread. That's why you get people saying they want to see a Royal Rumble Elimination Chamber Match.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I know - Samoa Joe, Booker T, Robert Roode, Rhino and Christian Cage in a backwards ladder match. Wait.

OK - Kaz, Jimmy Rave, Johnny Devine, Shark Boy, Curry Man, Jay Lethal, Sonjay Dutt, Chris Sabin, Alex Shelley, and Consequences Creed in a match where you have to escape through the top of a cage. Wait.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Those ideas are silly Sam. You could never book a wrestling show.

 

[Rusty]

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I want a HIAC with every member of the roster in it with a flaming bard wired HIAC. And every person in the cell will be turned heel and given a motuh peice manager in the weeks leading up to it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Flaming, electrified.

 

[Papa Shango]

Then, in a twist, turn the cell heel and give it a mouthpiece manager.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

we are not going to start this again...

 

[Mr. TM]

Elimination chamber, where you have to either escape the cage while wearing a dress, or use the ladder to get the briefcase, which contains the keys to another briefcase that has a keycard that opens up another cage, which had all of the wrestlers on the roster who hate you. You then have to pin all of these wrestlers, or throw them out of the cage, into a pool full of oatmeal. once all these wrestlers are eliminated, you then have to go into that cage, which is full of lightubes, where you must climb up a rope ladder to the top of the building, where you must insert the lights into the slots that have burnt out, and take those light tubes, and use a slide, into a ring set up like the floor on National Treasure 2, where you have to keep it balanced. From here you will then have to light all the torches on all the corners of the ring. once this, Kane will come out, and light himself on fire, and you have to pin him. If you succeed, you must take your lightbulbs, if they are not broken, run down the stage, into the back, and safely dispose of them. from here you enter a parking lot brawl, in a demolition derby match. Finally, you must then reenter the cage, put a dress on your opponent, and make him a cup of tea.... all of this... blindfolded

 

[danaconda]

Elimination chamber, where you have to either escape the cage while wearing a dress, or use the ladder to get the briefcase, which contains the keys to another briefcase that has a keycard that opens up another cage, which had all of the wrestlers on the roster who hate you. You then have to pin all of these wrestlers, or throw them out of the cage, into a pool full of oatmeal. once all these wrestlers are eliminated, you then have to go into that cage, which is full of lightubes, where you must climb up a rope ladder to the top of the building, where you must insert the lights into the slots that have burnt out, and take those light tubes, and use a slide, into a ring set up like the floor on National Treasure 2, where you have to keep it balanced. From here you will then have to light all the torches on all the corners of the ring. once this, Kane will come out, and light himself on fire, and you have to pin him. If you succeed, you must take your lightbulbs, if they are not broken, run down the stage, into the back, and safely dispose of them. from here you enter a parking lot brawl, in a demolition derby match. Finally, you must then reenter the cage, put a dress on your opponent, and make him a cup of tea.... all of this... blindfolded

Do you write/book for TNA?

 

[Mr. TM]

This is Actually Vince Russo, posing as the Trademark... TM Canada Bowles!

 

[Fizzy]

no to much action in there not enough room itd be to hard to watch so no

 

[reesenobles]

ok tnas terrordome with the ultimate x set up at the top for the x div.title
from tna ,roh,wwe,aaa


12 man terrorx match
a.j styles.v.chris sabin.v.bryan danielson.v.kaz.v.evan bourne.v.teddy hart.v.jeff hardy.v.jack evans.v.ron killings.v.austin aries.v.christopher daniels.v.jay lethal

 

[depart3d]

How about an 8 man Hell in a Cell Tournament

1. Undertaker VS Triple H

2. Shawn Michaels VS Chris Jericho

3. Jeff Hardy VS CM Punk

4. Batista VS Kane

Then Winner of 1. vs Winner of 2. and Winner of 3. vs Winner of 4.
Then the two Winners in the final

The final match (or even the semi's and final at a big ppv event- so 2 people having two HIAC matches on one night)

That'd make history.

 

[RadioGaGa]

Is it me or has this thread become what the original poster was criticising?

 

[Mr. TM]

that is why i pitched a ricockulous match... COMING TO TNA SOON!