Have You Ever (Tried) To Beat It To A National Geographic?

[NSL]

I used to get tons of posters for birthdays and christmas, so they tended to be where it all came from.

And, MTV.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

And, MTV.

I spent a lot of "quality" time with this channel. Mainly on these videos..

[youtube]1VNCeaxADws[/youtube]

Her riding the horse, and hitting the high notes made me think it was me that was causing her to A.) bounce & B.) hit the high notes. LOL

[youtube]FKQOTnWb9GU&feature=related[/youtube]

I was really into wanting Mariah Carey as a teen. Her ass and my drive were a match made in heaven. Half the time, I didn't even realize she was singing. LMAO

[youtube]QhUVWXE3ZjA[/youtube]

Pre-**** Britney = many a load gone. This song is actually really good too. LOL I began humming it once during a session. Seriously though, really good song. Not to mention all the things I thought I'd want to do with her and that damn chair.

On a note to this.. I could've added the "Oops, I Did It Again" video, since it blatantly gives off a camel toe shot.. but that one was too easy.

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She specifically added the sci-fi stuff for nerds to get hard, before they jacked it to her. I'm almost sure of this.

And holy crap, I heard later on that she actually wore that outfit without a top, and some even say without a bottom. Either way, she was fucking hot in this video.

I have more vids too, but these were my favs. to jack it to.

 

[NSL]

I could never list the videos I've jacked it to. There's not enough room. I liked Mariah a lot more before the Honey video, and I've always found Britney attractive.

I'm fairly sure you're misuse of Britney videos will grab the attention of Dee

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I could never list the videos I've jacked it to. There's not enough room. I liked Mariah a lot more before the Honey video, and I've always found Britney attractive.

I'm fairly sure you're misuse of Britney videos will grab the attention of Dee

If I still jacked it to stuff.. Britney's videos would easily be on my list.

[youtube]gZSLIq6YiRY[/youtube]

This song is like my anthem. LOL It's catchy and actually really good.

[youtube]TkIytHD5v9c[/youtube]

The star-see thru outfit = greatness.

[youtube]fAXgGWY6X5E[/youtube]

Decent song.. and practically the closest nude scene, next to Womanizer of course. The fact that a guy is litering the video kinda ruins it though.

[youtube]JWDYIWggpPY[/youtube]

As far as this song.. I just really love it right now and needed a reason to post it. LMAO I refer to it as the "Kim" song, because there is a redhead in the video as a back-up dancer.. (wearing a wedding dress) she LOOKS just like a girl I know, named Kim.

 

[NSL]

Katy Perry is frikkin amazing

 

[Lil Wes]

I fueled my imagination by watching anime and browsing the internet, without those things all I would have had to work with would have been the sounds of my mother *********ing, and that would not have gone down well at all.

Dude...

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Holy shit.....Will just seriously posted the music videos he used to pound it to

 

[Uncle Sam]

Womanizer is... pretty recent.

 

[Bernkastel]

Katy Perry is frikkin amazing

Lily Allen FTW

 

[klunderbunker]

Has no one ever heard of the SI Swimsuit issue?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Has no one ever heard of the SI Swimsuit issue?

I still have on of these.

 

[Jane]

The magic eye was sharks.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

I spent a lot of "quality" time with this channel. Mainly on these videos..

[youtube]1VNCeaxADws[/youtube]

Her riding the horse, and hitting the high notes made me think it was me that was causing her to A.) bounce & B.) hit the high notes. LOL

[youtube]FKQOTnWb9GU&feature=related[/youtube]

I was really into wanting Mariah Carey as a teen. Her ass and my drive were a match made in heaven. Half the time, I didn't even realize she was singing. LMAO

[youtube]QhUVWXE3ZjA[/youtube]

Pre-**** Britney = many a load gone. This song is actually really good too. LOL I began humming it once during a session. Seriously though, really good song. Not to mention all the things I thought I'd want to do with her and that damn chair.

On a note to this.. I could've added the "Oops, I Did It Again" video, since it blatantly gives off a camel toe shot.. but that one was too easy.

[youtube]_kv47m-tOUE[/youtube]

She specifically added the sci-fi stuff for nerds to get hard, before they jacked it to her. I'm almost sure of this.

And holy crap, I heard later on that she actually wore that outfit without a top, and some even say without a bottom. Either way, she was fucking hot in this video.

I have more vids too, but these were my favs. to jack it to.

...

You monster.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[My$terio_Fan]

At least you have great taste Will, all 3 girls are amazing

 

[Father:_Polley]

The magic eye was sharks.

I can't prove you wrong. Can't do magic eyes. Ever.

 

[Murfish]

I jacked it to anime as well, thank you Toonami

Toonami was awesome, but that isn't the Tenchi Muyo character that comes to mind when I think of the most attractive one.

 

[Spunky]

I went and brought a load of jack mag's when I was like 12, So no.

 

[Murfish]

The great and mighty interweb had been born by the time my need was awakened.

 

[Bernkastel]

Toonami was awesome, but that isn't the Tenchi Muyo character that comes to mind when I think of the most attractive one.

LOL there were like 8 women on the show, pick your poison

 

[Murfish]

That's my point.

G-damn that show was damn hot to me when I was a fifth grader.

 

[Murfish]

 

[Bernkastel]

That's my point.

G-damn that show was damn hot to me when I was a fifth grader.

You should watch the unrated version on Youtube Toonami didn't show... I wish I could have seen that when I was young. Would have saved time and money on buying porn.

 

[FromTheSouth]

When you were in your early teens, with a hyper-libido and without access to actual porno, did you ever try to beat it to a National Geographic? Back in my day, I only had two options: a Victoria's Secret catalog or a National Geographic magazine. Of course, the women in the Victoria's Secret catalog were uber-sexy, but they didn't bare their breasts. On the other, I got to see boobs in National Geographic, albeit saggy ones on some 56 year-old Amazonian tribe woman.

In another thread I complimented your intelligence. And then I found this.....

 

[Murfish]

You don't have to be smart to read books.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

In another thread I complimented your intelligence. And then I found this.....

What can I say? There wasn't much available, and I like skin.

You don't have to be smart to read books.

...ripping you a new asshole would be too easy.