Have You Ever (Tried) To Beat It To A National Geographic?

[Cena's Little Helper]

When you were in your early teens, with a hyper-libido and without access to actual porno, did you ever try to beat it to a National Geographic? Back in my day, I only had two options: a Victoria's Secret catalog or a National Geographic magazine. Of course, the women in the Victoria's Secret catalog were uber-sexy, but they didn't bare their breasts. On the other, I got to see boobs in National Geographic, albeit saggy ones on some 56 year-old Amazonian tribe woman.

 

[Bernkastel]

no

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Dude, victoria's secret shouldve worked fine. When I was that age, I couldve laid down outside and got off to clouds in the sky that looked like boobs

 

[Bernkastel]

internet did wonders for me when I was that age

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Things I've considered jacking it to, when I was a teenager.

1. K-Mart, Wal*Mart & Target ads.
2. Television shows of ANY kind. As long as it had girls in jeans.
3. Exercise shows
4. Cartoons & Comic Books. (Marvel comics easily had porn covered hotties)

Tell me, that as a teen w/ hormones, you couldn't make out nipples and a shaved lower area.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

all the rest of that...yea...the comic books...not so much

 

[Christian Battlez]

Deadman will be taking notes from this thread when he gets back from his banning.

Can anyone say Sailor Moon? I can honestly say I've never touched a National Geographic and its prolly the last mag I'd expect to contain such material as you suggest.

 

[Bernkastel]

Things I've considered jacking it to, when I was a teenager.

1. K-Mart, Wal*Mart & Target ads.
2. Television shows of ANY kind. As long as it had girls in jeans.
3. Exercise shows
4. Cartoons & Comic Books. (Marvel comics easily had porn covered hotties)

Tell me, that as a teen w/ hormones, you couldn't make out nipples and a shaved lower area.

I jacked it to anime as well, thank you Toonami

 

[TheOneBigWill]

[QUOTE="The Hardcore Legend" Christian Battlez;910686]Can anyone say Sailor Moon?[/QUOTE]

This reminds me.

The only "Punky" I'll ever luv.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I jacked it to anime, thank you Toonami

I used to jack it to the Power Rangers, all the time. The worst thing is.. there were moments before I'd 'blow' that Kimberly or Kat would leave the screen.. and like Jason, or Tommy, or some random person would come on.

ComPLETE joy-kill.

 

[Bernkastel]

[QUOTE="The Hardcore Legend" Christian Battlez;910686]Deadman will be taking notes from this thread when he gets back from his banning.

Can anyone say Sailor Moon? I can honestly say I've never touched a National Geographic and its prolly the last mag I'd expect to contain such material as you suggest.[/QUOTE]

I'll Take Tenchi Muyo over Sailor Moon, even though the latter was classic

 

[My$terio_Fan]

Cosmo ftw! 100 ways to please your man, always had great pics

 

[Mighty NorCal]

 

[Marquis]

I jacked it to anime as well, thank you Toonami

Lol, Washu. I'm more of a Ryoko man .

 

[Monkey_Mania]

You know what I used to beat it too? My own imagination. Crazy ideas I know. I mist be fucked up for not watching cartoon porn or something...

 

[Bernkastel]

Lol, Washu. I'm more of a Ryoko man .

They're both good, like mother, like daughter. The red hair takes it for Washu for me though.

 

[Bernkastel]

You know what I used to beat it too? My own imagination. Crazy ideas I know. I mist be fucked up for not watching cartoon porn or something...

I fueled my imagination by watching anime and browsing the internet, without those things all I would have had to work with would have been the sounds of my mother *********ing, and that would not have gone down well at all.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

.........

 

[Mighty NorCal]

and yea. WWF Magizine. Sunny FTW

 

[Monkey_Mania]

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[NSL]

Cosmo ftw! 100 ways to please your man, always had great pics

Somehow, this caught me off guard.

and yea. WWF Magizine. Sunny FTW

I used to love when Terri Runnels had photo shoots.

This was in my Spank Bank for a while:

 

[Christian Battlez]

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WTF???

 

[Sparky]

?

 

[Monkey_Mania]

ahuh....ahuh....I used to beat it to old betty boop tapes....ahuh...ahuh

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Okay, okay.. I used to jack it to these.

Because as a sex-driven teen, all Male's see is pussy anyways. And thats what I saw, everytime, looking into these fucking things.