Have you ever been caught by the cops
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klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
No but was caught doing just about everything else. Interesting.
Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
I got caught smoking weed back in the day by the cops. He asked how much I had. No shit. He smoked with me. I can not make this up.
It's a good thing you've never been caught. I can't imagine how you begin to explain having a dick up your ass.
klunderbunker
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Haven't gotten to try that yet.
Tucker Max recommends Astro Glide. That's what all his gay waiters told him to use.
Funny story.
klunderbunker
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Read that whole book in one night. Had me laughing fairly well.
It's on his website to. So I read it occasionally.
klunderbunker
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He has a new book coming out soon I htink.
Book is supposed to be out next year...but the MOVIE might be out this year.
klunderbunker
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I heard this year at my bookstore. For the life of me I can't picture the book as a movie. The adaptation would have to be heavy.
Reading the Wikipedia on it, it's supposed to be based loosely on The Austin Road Trip story. And that's a DAMN funny story.
On his website, you can follow along with it.
klunderbunker
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That could work. I think I remember that one.
When he is writing about running across the hotel lobby, with shit dripping out his shorts, I literally had tears running down my face I was laughing so hard.
klunderbunker
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That one was ok. Not my kind of humor.
TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
Jumping back on topic to the thread.. No, I've never been caught by the cops while having sex. And considering 98% of the time it's within my house, I'm going to randomly go on a limb and say I doubt I ever will be, either.
justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
Unless some random person decides to hide outside and wait for you to begin with the deed, then calls the cops with a noise complaint, hehehe
TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
Unless some random person decides to hide outside and wait for you to begin with the deed, then calls the cops with a noise complaint, hehehe
We have a child. We've had to learn new ways to mask the noise. Pillows seem to work the best.Unless some random person decides to hide outside and wait for you to begin with the deed, then calls the cops with a noise complaint, hehehe
Youtip. Imagine having sex with your partner only to have the door kicked down and having 30 + Cops standing in your bedroom guns pointing?Its always been a fantasy of mine.
I joke.
justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
Its always been a fantasy of mine.
I joke.
What would be great is if you turned around, "one minute almost done"
Cena's Little Helper
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I am extremely vanilla (I only really like screwing on a bed, couch, or counter), so this has and probably never will happen to me.
I've never been caught by the cops for anything. Although, I did jay-walk in front of one once.
Did that once, they followed me. When they stopped me to give me a ticket or what ever, I said WTF did you guys just do? then walked off.
On a side note, I have chucked up in a policemens hat once. that was a good night.