I literally just saved someones life.

[Monkey_Mania]

So I was outside on my smoke break, and this guy who is a regular around my shop comes up to me and starts talking to me. Telling me that he just took some pills. So instantly ask him.

"How many pills did you take?"

He Says

"I don't remember."

I then say again.

"Do you know what pills you took?"

He says.

"Vicodin and sleeping medication"

He then started to stumble around and almost fell through the shop window. To which I preceded to call the ambulance and the cops. I sit him down in a chair so he doesnt fall over and hurt himself. He then precedes to TAKE MORE PILLS OUT OF HIS POCKET. I then grab the bottle from him saying that he definitely does not need anymore. 2 minutes later the ambulance shows up as does the cops. I hand the bottle to the cops, and they take him off to the hospital.

WHat a fucking crazy day I had. How was yours?

 

[Eternal Dragon]

So amazing! You did a really good thing. <3

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Uncle Sam]

This guy came up to me today and told me he'd just cut his wrists. There seemed to be a lot of blood. I was all,

"Motherfucker, please! Do you know how hard it is to get blood out of canvas shoes?"

My exact words.

 

[FromTheSouth]

See, how can you not vote for us? He may kill cats, but he saves junkies.

Go Sam!

vote fromthesam in the battle royal.

 

[Evan Snow-Wolf]

I think you should have totally delivered a House line to him when you took the bottle of pills from him. Something like "No more candy from the van...", but, more witty.

 

[Fizzy]

Well it's hot as shit compared to what it has been, so I sat outside in my backyard all day.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'd have balanced it out with some pep pills.

 

[Papa Shango]

My assistant manager got fired yesterday. That was pretty interesting.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

That's pretty awesome, Monkey. Now you can make love to your girlfriend's anus without feeling guilty.

 

[Papa Shango]

That's pretty awesome, Monkey. Now you can make love to your girlfriend's anus without feeling guilty.

Not sure how those two things are connected.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I do.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

Not sure how those two things are connected.

He saved a life, now he can punish his girlfriends anus and make her feel sore without feeling bad about her diorearing the next day!

I see how that point is made

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Not sure how those two things are connected.

Apologies, I fucked that one up pretty bad. It was an attempt to make a reference to South Park. There's one episode where a couple pass by a protest and honk in support. They then talk about how they're such good people, and the guy says, "I think now I can make love to your anus without making God angry."