Near-Death Experiences
- Thread starter PlayTheGame
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Luckily no major organ was stabbed.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
Lets just say, im probably NOT the motherfucker you want coming after you.
klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
On the organ thing, not entirely true, but close enough.
PlayTheGame
The Cerebral Assassin
Well if guys all despise what I did, I have a really good video of me getting TAKEN OUT by my 300 pound friend. Idk how to post it tho cuz its from facebook. Is there a way for me to do it, cuz its pretty funny. its a part of another prank we did. my friends and i do alot of pranks and theyre all posted on the internet, but idk if i can 'advertise' that cuz idk if its against the rules or not, even tho i wudnt be advertising a company or anything, its just me and my stupid ass friends pulling pranks.
I fell and cut my knee open on a rock at camp and it got infected really bad (On a Tuesday) on the Friday night I was going to McDonalds with my sister and I started to turn blue all over and cold and I got home and my mum took me to the hospital and they turned me away but my mum knew something was wrong but they turned me away still, we went to another hospital, waited 3 hours to see the doctor and he said I was lucky I got there when I did because I had ceptisemia and Golden Staph infection, my mum's sister died from the same thing so I was just lucky that my mum knew that I was in serious danger and I had to go to hospital immediately.
Dont get me wrong mate, I would have pissed myself watching it, But I was just saying, If ya pulled it on me you would have payed.
I was sitting on a plane a year or so ago, in crappy weather. I was sitting right beside the wing and half way through the journey I see lightning striking the wing.
Shit myself, basically.
And apparently it was a miracle the wing didn't explode...
Does that count as a near-death experience?
Shit myself, basically.
And apparently it was a miracle the wing didn't explode...
Does that count as a near-death experience?
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
I was fucked up by the mafia once. Really took it to me, I'm talking kneecaps, arms broken, the whole shebang really.
Last December I was in a car with my Mom ans she hit black ice. We started sliding towards a high wall that would have sent us to a certain death, then we hit another car instead of flipping off the high wall.
Last April I was in a with my Grandpa. We was going over 50 when at a car on the other side of the road cut off and stopped right in the middle of the road right in front of us. Luckily my grandpa reacted quickly and run the truck off the road before we hit the dumbass in the other car.
Then when I was about 12, my friends and I was playing basketball and I tripped and fell down. Then I started sliding after I fell and slid underneath a car that was pulling out. Lucky for me that the guy seen me, because He was still moving towards me and I probably could have touched his back tire with my tounge......that one was very close. I would have hated to die by my skull being crushed by a car tire.
Last April I was in a with my Grandpa. We was going over 50 when at a car on the other side of the road cut off and stopped right in the middle of the road right in front of us. Luckily my grandpa reacted quickly and run the truck off the road before we hit the dumbass in the other car.
Then when I was about 12, my friends and I was playing basketball and I tripped and fell down. Then I started sliding after I fell and slid underneath a car that was pulling out. Lucky for me that the guy seen me, because He was still moving towards me and I probably could have touched his back tire with my tounge......that one was very close. I would have hated to die by my skull being crushed by a car tire.
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
The time I caught AIDS was pretty scary as well.
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
I was in a plane crash once, I was the only survivor, everybody else died but I just got up and walked out.
ulimate123
Prof Ulti at work as usual....
Don't mean to rude but this is total Bulls***. Why would your friend randomly want to pop then popers on his car and suddenly it goes through his window. Furthermore how many exits does the damn carpark have? 15? You say at multiple exits. Furthermore during this whole 20 minutes you drove at 75MPH on 25MPH roads and even went on the wrong lane yet no policeman whatsoever caught you and neither did anyone dial the police. Complete BS IMO. (This goes perfectly with my heel turn
)PlayTheGame
The Cerebral Assassin
...... You can believe what you want.
-My freind didnt randomly want to do it- it was somewhat planned.
-It was a huge parking lot.. so multiple exits? Not too hard to comprehend.
-Idk how there were no cops, but theres no exaggerations in my story.
-Vicki Guerrero is a better heel than you.
-My freind didnt randomly want to do it- it was somewhat planned.
-It was a huge parking lot.. so multiple exits? Not too hard to comprehend.
-Idk how there were no cops, but theres no exaggerations in my story.
-Vicki Guerrero is a better heel than you.
ulimate123
Prof Ulti at work as usual....
You claim to have run though 3, yep thats right folks 3 friggin red lights yet you nor the guy didnt even touch a car. Just 'nearly' touched a car. Plus your friend is not the smartest guy. Detective Holmes is on the case.
PlayTheGame
The Cerebral Assassin
Yup. It was a crazy chase. HENCE the title of the thread. Near-death.
And, my friend that shot the thing wasnt the same guy who was driving. There were 7 ppl in the car, detective.
And, my friend that shot the thing wasnt the same guy who was driving. There were 7 ppl in the car, detective.
ulimate123
Prof Ulti at work as usual....
So far I've conclude that your friend that was driving was drunk and the person who shot the poping thing was on drugs. You were on magic mushrooms and dreamed up of all this while the guy that was the victim, all he did was give you and your friends a well deserved spanking.
