Have a Good One Boys

Found a picture of Tenta:

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Or to dinner at a "nice" place, or for a walk.

Terribly cliche, and terribly boring. Do something fun, and out of the ordinary. Girls like originality and fun. My first date with my current girlfriend was at 11 pm at our local Wal-Mart. I bought her Oreo cakes and cheese Pringles. We played Guitar Hero.

Now, I realize not everyone can pull that off, but it makes for great fun later.

You're a real trooper sly.
 
Yeah, Tents.
Conglaturation.

And, isn't this their second date? So that fat kid can't be Tenta.
 
I have two bits of advice...

1. When a girl gives you lemons, you take those lemons and shove them up her ass. If they fit, you'e golden.

2. Secondly, if things start getting intimate, goose her. Chicks dig that.
 
Wow, I'm shocked this thing is still up, I'm pretty sure I thought that this thing would have been diluted with posts in the bar room.

So, if you clicked on this, I'll bet you're wondering.... Tenta, did you get some last night?

Well.... I'll let M. Bison say the words for me...

[youtube]P3ALwKeSEYs&feature=related[/youtube]

Just got back from her house... Last evening, and night, we found ourselves doing a multitude of things. First, we went to the beach, as I told her to bring her bathing suit. We went off to a docked area, where one jet ski of mine, and another of my friend's was laying out. Should that friend ever see this post, thanks, man. Anyway, I taught her how to ride jet skis, which included the hackneyed, if not usual, me teaching her how to drive a jet ski, with her clinging to my back. Seemed like she was having fun and such. Anyway, we get to a point where I'm stopped, she's charging at me full speed, and I pray ti myself, "please, let her know how to fucking brake". Well, she does, and does so in enough time to completely splash me with water. So, I jump aboard her jet ski, begin to play wrestle with her on the seat a little bit, and she actually is able to get me on my back, somehow, and is lying on top of me. She starts laughing, and says, "You know, for a guy who used to wrestle, it'd be pretty sad if a little old me could pin you."

Well, I get my way up, wrap my arms around her, she wraps her legs around me, and we begin to switch... Er... Positions, with me on top of her. And here, Hell, I had to go for that first kiss. Success. So, we start to make out a bit on the jet ski, and she starts to laugh. "Gee, I thought you were going to do this the first date".

I looked at her kind of funny, because she said she's not a first date kisser. So, I say, "You told me you don't kiss on the first date."

"No, I told you that all my past mistakes have been first date kisses."

"Yeah.... And?"

"Well, you're not a mistake." So we procede to have make session on the ski, and then have a little walk on the beach as the sun was going down, and the stars were coming out. Folks, and this is an opinion, but the beach is the most beautiful at night, with the stars out and such. Still, in that bikini, I must admit, she looked damn good, and like she was having a pretty good time. I mean, Hell, we got through that first kiss pretty well, I guess. So, we get dressed, and we head back to her apartment, where I couldn't help but notice she had a pool table. And I couldn't resist, I had to bring her into a game. I win, I get a "Treat". She wins, well, she gets one. It actually wasn't a bad game, as we drank down beers during it. For a petite little thing, she can hold her alcohol pretty well. So, I had to ask.

"So, on those jet skis, you knew I was going to kiss you, right?"

"I was waiting for it."

"Well.... Again, you said you take a while to get that first kiss out of."

"Well, not unless you're yourself around me. Look, I like you just as much as you like me. I love being around you. I'm not going to try and predict the future here, but there's something between us. You know it and I do. So how's about we ride this thing out, and just see where we go from here?"

Not a bad way to do things, I guess. I won, and was pretty much just wondering what my treat would be. She never exactly explained. It was about twelvish, and she told me I was staying the night. She didn't ask; she told. And when she tells, I listen. About this time, I say I'm "going to the bathroom" (And kinda went on her computer, to give an update. Who says I don't love you guys?) I went back to the living room, and she drags me to her room. Guess my treat was coming. So we get there, and there was a beer on the table.

"There you go."

I must admit, I was a little miffed. "I'm guessing that's my treat?" She smiled, and gave a bit of laugh. We cuddled a bit in bed and such, and while we were lying there, I must admit I had fun, but couldn't help feeling I was a bit teased. So we're just lying there, and then she whispers to be quiet. Before I can ask why, her roommate comes in.

Fuck my life.

Actually, though, she just looked around for a second, got a pillow and sheets, and left. Apparently, she has a boyfriend, too. That's when my girl (Yes, at this point, I'm calling her my girl) started to get on top of me.

And the rest, well, it'd be labeled porn.

So... Well, guess there's no turning back no. Whatever we are, we are now, and there's feelings. Must admit, I like her a bit. And it's growing that much more. We're hanging out Thursday Night, and probably Friday, as well, which means I'm going to miss Smackdown (Fuck!)

But yeah, that was my night, folks. Hope you enjoyed it. As it is, I probably won't be giving more updates, other than momentous moments, should they occur. As for now, I think you folks get how things are going.
 
:thumbsup:

I don't know how you work up the balls to type up all of that personal stuff on here for everyone to see dude, I can't imagine that girl would want you posting up sex details to a bunch of other dudes on a message board :lmao:
 
Wow, I'm shocked this thing is still up, I'm pretty sure I thought that this thing would have been diluted with posts in the bar room.

So, if you clicked on this, I'll bet you're wondering.... Tenta, did you get some last night?

Well.... I'll let M. Bison say the words for me...

[youtube]P3ALwKeSEYs&feature=related[/youtube]

Just got back from her house... Last evening, and night, we found ourselves doing a multitude of things. First, we went to the beach, as I told her to bring her bathing suit. We went off to a docked area, where one jet ski of mine, and another of my friend's was laying out. Should that friend ever see this post, thanks, man. Anyway, I taught her how to ride jet skis, which included the hackneyed, if not usual, me teaching her how to drive a jet ski, with her clinging to my back. Seemed like she was having fun and such. Anyway, we get to a point where I'm stopped, she's charging at me full speed, and I pray ti myself, "please, let her know how to fucking brake". Well, she does, and does so in enough time to completely splash me with water. So, I jump aboard her jet ski, begin to play wrestle with her on the seat a little bit, and she actually is able to get me on my back, somehow, and is lying on top of me. She starts laughing, and says, "You know, for a guy who used to wrestle, it'd be pretty sad if a little old me could pin you."

Well, I get my way up, wrap my arms around her, she wraps her legs around me, and we begin to switch... Er... Positions, with me on top of her. And here, Hell, I had to go for that first kiss. Success. So, we start to make out a bit on the jet ski, and she starts to laugh. "Gee, I thought you were going to do this the first date".

I looked at her kind of funny, because she said she's not a first date kisser. So, I say, "You told me you don't kiss on the first date."

"No, I told you that all my past mistakes have been first date kisses."

"Yeah.... And?"

"Well, you're not a mistake." So we procede to have make session on the ski, and then have a little walk on the beach as the sun was going down, and the stars were coming out. Folks, and this is an opinion, but the beach is the most beautiful at night, with the stars out and such. Still, in that bikini, I must admit, she looked damn good, and like she was having a pretty good time. I mean, Hell, we got through that first kiss pretty well, I guess. So, we get dressed, and we head back to her apartment, where I couldn't help but notice she had a pool table. And I couldn't resist, I had to bring her into a game. I win, I get a "Treat". She wins, well, she gets one. It actually wasn't a bad game, as we drank down beers during it. For a petite little thing, she can hold her alcohol pretty well. So, I had to ask.

"So, on those jet skis, you knew I was going to kiss you, right?"

"I was waiting for it."

"Well.... Again, you said you take a while to get that first kiss out of."

"Well, not unless you're yourself around me. Look, I like you just as much as you like me. I love being around you. I'm not going to try and predict the future here, but there's something between us. You know it and I do. So how's about we ride this thing out, and just see where we go from here?"

Not a bad way to do things, I guess. I won, and was pretty much just wondering what my treat would be. She never exactly explained. It was about twelvish, and she told me I was staying the night. She didn't ask; she told. And when she tells, I listen. About this time, I say I'm "going to the bathroom" (And kinda went on her computer, to give an update. Who says I don't love you guys?) I went back to the living room, and she drags me to her room. Guess my treat was coming. So we get there, and there was a beer on the table.

"There you go."

I must admit, I was a little miffed. "I'm guessing that's my treat?" She smiled, and gave a bit of laugh. We cuddled a bit in bed and such, and while we were lying there, I must admit I had fun, but couldn't help feeling I was a bit teased. So we're just lying there, and then she whispers to be quiet. Before I can ask why, her roommate comes in.

Fuck my life.

Actually, though, she just looked around for a second, got a pillow and sheets, and left. Apparently, she has a boyfriend, too. That's when my girl (Yes, at this point, I'm calling her my girl) started to get on top of me.

And the rest, well, it'd be labeled porn.

So... Well, guess there's no turning back no. Whatever we are, we are now, and there's feelings. Must admit, I like her a bit. And it's growing that much more. We're hanging out Thursday Night, and probably Friday, as well, which means I'm going to miss Smackdown (Fuck!)

But yeah, that was my night, folks. Hope you enjoyed it. As it is, I probably won't be giving more updates, other than momentous moments, should they occur. As for now, I think you folks get how things are going.

Just as Xfear stated, I give you props for having the balls to publicize this episode of Days of Tenta's Life. But, I can't help but feel another appropriate word come to mind when I read your post...

OVERSHARE.

:lmao:
 
So, I say, "You told me you don't kiss on the first date."

"No, I told you that all my past mistakes have been first date kisses."

"Yeah.... And?"

"Well, you're not a mistake."
I would have gotten all insecure and asked how many times she's said that before and then told her she'd probably have a different opinion of me in six months.

Oh me and my opinion of myself. Where do I get it? :rolleyes:

But enough about me. Good on ya, Tenta! I salute you!
 
Man oh man oh Tenta, that is epically awesome and I am ridiculously happy for you. I hope things continue to go great with you and that girl.

Man, this whole saga has warmed my heart ;__;
 
Man oh man oh Tenta, that is epically awesome and I am ridiculously happy for you. I hope things continue to go great with you and that girl.

Man, this whole saga has warmed my heart ;__;

see? Doc's had his cockle warmed up by Tenta. You gotta love this forum.
 

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