Jack-Hammer
YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!!!
TNA Hardcore Justice - August 7, 2011
Brian Kendrick vs. Alex Shelley vs. Austin Aries for the TNA X Division Championship - Overall, I thought this was a solid effort to start the show off with. It wasn't mind blowingly good or anything and, truthfully, it wasn't as good as I was hoping it'd be. I kinda thought Shelley was wasted here as he just didn't really stand out. A few botched spots here and there and I thought they could have sold the moves better. I thought Aries was the saving grace of the match and especially helped get things back on track in the closing minutes of the match after the botched 3 way spot in the corner. Kendrick winds up hitting Sliced Bread on Shelly to get the win and retain the title a bit past the 13 minute mark. Can't say I'm thrilled about the ending but a decent opener nontheless. **1/2
Tara & Miss Tessmacher vs. Sarita & Rosita for the TNA Knockouts Tag Team Championship - Above average Knockout match here. It went about 7 minutes, which is at least twice as long as what we usually see from the Knockouts on tv. Basic stuff mostly with Sarita & Rosita taking turns working Tara over. I thought Sarita & Rosita did a nice job being heels prior to the match with stalling for the purpose of getting under their opponent's skin. However, Tara makes the hot tag to Tessmacher and the action broke down not long after and Tara hit Widows Peak on Rosita for the win. *
Devon vs. The Pope D'Angelo Dinero in a Bound For Glory Series Match - This match didn't really do anything for me. There was some decent action and Devon really has worked on his conditioning. He's probably in the best shape of his life right now. The feud/story between these two just hasn't connected with me and it's kind of hard to get interested in them in the BFG Series as we all know there's no way they're headlining TNA's biggest ppv to challenge the TNA WHC. Near the end of the match, Pope is going for the DDE but stops in the corner, this was after Devon's kids convinced him not to use the chain on Devon, and takes a spear for his trouble. The Pope ulitmately winds up rolling Devon up for the win and getting 7 points in the series. *1/4
Mickie James vs. Winter for the TNA Knockouts Championship - All told, pretty decent match here. It wasn't some classic but it was better than I was expecting. There was some good paced action during the match and Winter managed to keep the botches to a bare minimum. The ending was another one of those examples of ref stupidity. Angelina Love distracts Earl Hebner as Winter spits a red substance into Mickie's face and get the win. Apparently, good ol' Earl saw nothing out of the miss with Mickie's face having this tomato colored substance on it. Winter wins and is the new champ at the 8.5 minute mark. *1/2
Brian Kendrick Interview - This interview is one of many good examples as to why I'm not a fan of Brian Kendrick's character and hate that he's X Division Champion. Austin Aries comes in and cuts a good promo, calling Kendrick & Shelley's view point Girl Scout code of ethics and said the match was a 2 on 1 handicap match more than anything else. Aries said Kendrick wasn't the real champ until he beats him. He handed Kendrick a towel and told him to shower as he looked like he was homeless. Kendrick responded by chuckling and saying, "I'm the X Division Champion" without the slightest bit of passion or conviction. Get the title off this reject soon, please. Thumbs In The Middle.
Rob Van Dam vs. Crimson in a Bound For Glory Series Match - This was kind of a meh match, nothing particularly great about it generally. Earlier, there was a promo segment in which Jerry Lynn, for some strange reason, said he was gonna be watching RVD's back. Which makes total sense as Crimson is known for having people run in to jump his opponents. There was some good action with RVD hitting some of his spots and Crimson hitting some of his signature moves. RVD hits the Five Star Frog Splash at one point but it wasn't a believable near fall when Crimson kicked out. Why? It came 4 minutes into the match and TNA's built too much time to have Crimson's streak end so easily, even though Lynn tried to sell shock at Crimson kicking out. Crimson does get the win via DQ when he hits Red Sky on RVD. Lynn breaks up the count and gets RVD DQ'd and Crimson only gets 3 points. *1/4
Fortune vs. Immortal - Pretty decent match even though most of it was what you'd expect. There were several instances of the action breaking down and all six guys just pairing off with chaos all over the place while the ref looks on with his thumb up his ass. The only guy that really stood out in the match was AJ Styles. Daniels most notable contribution was taking a table bump he saved Styles from. Again, why is the ref letting that go on exactly? Some good energy from Styles and he pulled off an innovative tweak of the Pele Kick by adding a springboard aspect to it. Fortune gets the win with the move at the 14.5 minute mark. This is one of those matches that just seemed to be there. It served no real purpose because it did accomplished nothing. The feud between the two factions will still be going on. **1/4
Mr. Anderson vs. Bully Ray - This was a surprisingly good match and, truth be told, the best match on the card up to this point. It was a fun, entertaining brawl that got off to a good start. I don't say that I particularly care about their feud being about who should be the asshole of Immortal, but the feud was entertaining. Anderson landed a few surprising moves and even Bully Ray went to the second rope. It looked as if they may have blown themselves up half way through the match as they both looked kinda gased. Kind of an ugly spot when Anderson tried to hoist up Ray and they went crashing into the ropes. Ray does manage to get the win at the 10 minute mark via a low blow and a roll up. **3/4
Beer Money vs. Mexican America for the TNA World Tag Team Championship - I just wasn't really into this match at all. I can't stand Mexican America. They're bad on the ring, bad on the mic and the fact that they're the #1 contenders for the tag titles is an indicator that the tag team scene in TNA has fallen hard. The crowd was sitting on its hands for most of the match until Beer Money did their little Beer Money dance thingy. Storm winds up hitting a superkick on Anarquia for the win about the 10.5 minute mark. I'm surprised that they didn't drop the titles here. While Beer Money is a great team, they've got no competition. *1/2
Sting vs. Kurt Angle for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship - Not a particularly memorable main event but a decent match. It started out slowly and worked up as things went about. Sting slaps on the Scorpion Deathlock about halfway throught he match but I don't think anyone was really buying Angle being in jeopardy. The drama and build up for this match just simply is not there and it's hard to really care. They work for a bit longer until Angle slaps in the ankle lock about 12.5 minutes in. The crowd buys into this near fall a bit more but it still feels paper thin to me. Out comes Hogan, gingerly I might add, with a steel chair. Hogan attempts to hit Sting, Angle takes the chair from Hogan and then hits Sting with it. He rolls him back inside, hits the Angle Slam and wins the title at the 15.5 minute mark. **1/4
Overall Show - This is the 2nd TNA ppv I've ordered in about 2 years and I think that, generally speaking, Meh is how I'd describe the show. There was some good, solid action in several of the matches but there just wasn't the same kind of energy or general build up as there was for Destination X. The X Division Championship opener was a solid match but, honeslty, I enjoyed the 6 minute match between Shelley & Aries on Impact last Thursday more. The Knockout tag title match was above average for a Knockout match but still pretty much nothing that just happened to last longer than average. I care nothing about the strange Pope & Devon situation. The Knockout title match was surprisingly decent, better than I was expecting. Brian Kendrick more than adequately demonstrated in his promo why he should not be the face of the X Division. Crimson vs. RVD felt like it was phoned in. Fortune vs. Immortal had some good action but it was a typical 6 man clusterfuck that ultimately accomplished little to nothing with AJ Styles really the only guy that looked like a star. Anderson vs. Bully Ray was unexpectedly good and was, surprisingly, the best match of the night. Beer Money vs. Mexican America was just kinda bland. The main event, aside from Hogan limping out to ringside, went almost exactly as predicted. You knew a title change was coming weeks before this ppv aired. It wasn't a bad ppv, but I wouldn't call it a good one either. No stand out matches and a few lackluster title changes.
Grade: C-
Brian Kendrick vs. Alex Shelley vs. Austin Aries for the TNA X Division Championship - Overall, I thought this was a solid effort to start the show off with. It wasn't mind blowingly good or anything and, truthfully, it wasn't as good as I was hoping it'd be. I kinda thought Shelley was wasted here as he just didn't really stand out. A few botched spots here and there and I thought they could have sold the moves better. I thought Aries was the saving grace of the match and especially helped get things back on track in the closing minutes of the match after the botched 3 way spot in the corner. Kendrick winds up hitting Sliced Bread on Shelly to get the win and retain the title a bit past the 13 minute mark. Can't say I'm thrilled about the ending but a decent opener nontheless. **1/2
Tara & Miss Tessmacher vs. Sarita & Rosita for the TNA Knockouts Tag Team Championship - Above average Knockout match here. It went about 7 minutes, which is at least twice as long as what we usually see from the Knockouts on tv. Basic stuff mostly with Sarita & Rosita taking turns working Tara over. I thought Sarita & Rosita did a nice job being heels prior to the match with stalling for the purpose of getting under their opponent's skin. However, Tara makes the hot tag to Tessmacher and the action broke down not long after and Tara hit Widows Peak on Rosita for the win. *
Devon vs. The Pope D'Angelo Dinero in a Bound For Glory Series Match - This match didn't really do anything for me. There was some decent action and Devon really has worked on his conditioning. He's probably in the best shape of his life right now. The feud/story between these two just hasn't connected with me and it's kind of hard to get interested in them in the BFG Series as we all know there's no way they're headlining TNA's biggest ppv to challenge the TNA WHC. Near the end of the match, Pope is going for the DDE but stops in the corner, this was after Devon's kids convinced him not to use the chain on Devon, and takes a spear for his trouble. The Pope ulitmately winds up rolling Devon up for the win and getting 7 points in the series. *1/4
Mickie James vs. Winter for the TNA Knockouts Championship - All told, pretty decent match here. It wasn't some classic but it was better than I was expecting. There was some good paced action during the match and Winter managed to keep the botches to a bare minimum. The ending was another one of those examples of ref stupidity. Angelina Love distracts Earl Hebner as Winter spits a red substance into Mickie's face and get the win. Apparently, good ol' Earl saw nothing out of the miss with Mickie's face having this tomato colored substance on it. Winter wins and is the new champ at the 8.5 minute mark. *1/2
Brian Kendrick Interview - This interview is one of many good examples as to why I'm not a fan of Brian Kendrick's character and hate that he's X Division Champion. Austin Aries comes in and cuts a good promo, calling Kendrick & Shelley's view point Girl Scout code of ethics and said the match was a 2 on 1 handicap match more than anything else. Aries said Kendrick wasn't the real champ until he beats him. He handed Kendrick a towel and told him to shower as he looked like he was homeless. Kendrick responded by chuckling and saying, "I'm the X Division Champion" without the slightest bit of passion or conviction. Get the title off this reject soon, please. Thumbs In The Middle.
Rob Van Dam vs. Crimson in a Bound For Glory Series Match - This was kind of a meh match, nothing particularly great about it generally. Earlier, there was a promo segment in which Jerry Lynn, for some strange reason, said he was gonna be watching RVD's back. Which makes total sense as Crimson is known for having people run in to jump his opponents. There was some good action with RVD hitting some of his spots and Crimson hitting some of his signature moves. RVD hits the Five Star Frog Splash at one point but it wasn't a believable near fall when Crimson kicked out. Why? It came 4 minutes into the match and TNA's built too much time to have Crimson's streak end so easily, even though Lynn tried to sell shock at Crimson kicking out. Crimson does get the win via DQ when he hits Red Sky on RVD. Lynn breaks up the count and gets RVD DQ'd and Crimson only gets 3 points. *1/4
Fortune vs. Immortal - Pretty decent match even though most of it was what you'd expect. There were several instances of the action breaking down and all six guys just pairing off with chaos all over the place while the ref looks on with his thumb up his ass. The only guy that really stood out in the match was AJ Styles. Daniels most notable contribution was taking a table bump he saved Styles from. Again, why is the ref letting that go on exactly? Some good energy from Styles and he pulled off an innovative tweak of the Pele Kick by adding a springboard aspect to it. Fortune gets the win with the move at the 14.5 minute mark. This is one of those matches that just seemed to be there. It served no real purpose because it did accomplished nothing. The feud between the two factions will still be going on. **1/4
Mr. Anderson vs. Bully Ray - This was a surprisingly good match and, truth be told, the best match on the card up to this point. It was a fun, entertaining brawl that got off to a good start. I don't say that I particularly care about their feud being about who should be the asshole of Immortal, but the feud was entertaining. Anderson landed a few surprising moves and even Bully Ray went to the second rope. It looked as if they may have blown themselves up half way through the match as they both looked kinda gased. Kind of an ugly spot when Anderson tried to hoist up Ray and they went crashing into the ropes. Ray does manage to get the win at the 10 minute mark via a low blow and a roll up. **3/4
Beer Money vs. Mexican America for the TNA World Tag Team Championship - I just wasn't really into this match at all. I can't stand Mexican America. They're bad on the ring, bad on the mic and the fact that they're the #1 contenders for the tag titles is an indicator that the tag team scene in TNA has fallen hard. The crowd was sitting on its hands for most of the match until Beer Money did their little Beer Money dance thingy. Storm winds up hitting a superkick on Anarquia for the win about the 10.5 minute mark. I'm surprised that they didn't drop the titles here. While Beer Money is a great team, they've got no competition. *1/2
Sting vs. Kurt Angle for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship - Not a particularly memorable main event but a decent match. It started out slowly and worked up as things went about. Sting slaps on the Scorpion Deathlock about halfway throught he match but I don't think anyone was really buying Angle being in jeopardy. The drama and build up for this match just simply is not there and it's hard to really care. They work for a bit longer until Angle slaps in the ankle lock about 12.5 minutes in. The crowd buys into this near fall a bit more but it still feels paper thin to me. Out comes Hogan, gingerly I might add, with a steel chair. Hogan attempts to hit Sting, Angle takes the chair from Hogan and then hits Sting with it. He rolls him back inside, hits the Angle Slam and wins the title at the 15.5 minute mark. **1/4
Overall Show - This is the 2nd TNA ppv I've ordered in about 2 years and I think that, generally speaking, Meh is how I'd describe the show. There was some good, solid action in several of the matches but there just wasn't the same kind of energy or general build up as there was for Destination X. The X Division Championship opener was a solid match but, honeslty, I enjoyed the 6 minute match between Shelley & Aries on Impact last Thursday more. The Knockout tag title match was above average for a Knockout match but still pretty much nothing that just happened to last longer than average. I care nothing about the strange Pope & Devon situation. The Knockout title match was surprisingly decent, better than I was expecting. Brian Kendrick more than adequately demonstrated in his promo why he should not be the face of the X Division. Crimson vs. RVD felt like it was phoned in. Fortune vs. Immortal had some good action but it was a typical 6 man clusterfuck that ultimately accomplished little to nothing with AJ Styles really the only guy that looked like a star. Anderson vs. Bully Ray was unexpectedly good and was, surprisingly, the best match of the night. Beer Money vs. Mexican America was just kinda bland. The main event, aside from Hogan limping out to ringside, went almost exactly as predicted. You knew a title change was coming weeks before this ppv aired. It wasn't a bad ppv, but I wouldn't call it a good one either. No stand out matches and a few lackluster title changes.
Grade: C-