Happy 13th birthday Sully

[JGlass]

If you were a Jew, you'd be becoming a man very soon. But, as far as I know, you're not. But you are going to hit puberty soon, mark my words. I know most of the other guys are starting to get those cool cracking voices and one or two of them are covered in horrible festering zits, but you'll be one of those creaky voiced, pizza faced, walking containers of raging hormones. Of course, no girl is going to want to have sex with you, what with your weird voice and horrible acne, so you'll have to find other ways to relieve the pressure of those raging hormones, but don't worry, they might reconsider dating you in three years or so.

So happy 13th birthday Sully. Mazel tov.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I remember when I went through puberty. Me and my friends would all get together to pop each others pimples and compare erections. Good times.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Hope you have a good one.

 

[Theo Mays]

Sully my boy have an excellent and amazing birthday my friend.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

He gave me a cookie once. Happy birthday kid.

 

[Sully]

Thanks guys.

For the record, I'm 15. Although I figure the 13 thing is just a joke.

 

[JGlass]

You don't have to lie to us Sully. 13 is an awkward age for certain, but I'm sure you'll get through it with flying colors.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

15, 13, it's all the same. Happy Birthday guy.

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

I never knew you were so young, Happy Birthday regardless.

 

[Sully]

I was gonna make my age public...but it seems a lot of people are frowned upon when their my age on here...so I figure the less people to know, the less shit I get thrown at me.

Thanks for the birthday wishes though guys.

 

[Burnout]

Happy Birthday Sully.

 

[Serious Jones]

 

[Fizzy]

I was gonna make my age public...but it seems a lot of people are frowned upon when their my age on here...so I figure the less people to know, the less shit I get thrown at me.

Thanks for the birthday wishes though guys.

Pretty sure there were a few mods who were your age and younger during their tenure.

Anyways Happy Birthday bud!

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Happy birthday young Sullington, remember you can have sex with a man and not be gay up until the age of 16, fyi. Got it on good authority from a few local priests.

 

[#hamler]

Coulda swore you were at least 40. Happy Birthday anyways brother.

 

[Sparky]

Happy birthday.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Thanks guys.

For the record, I'm 15. Although I figure the 13 thing is just a joke.

Would've been shocked if you were actually just turning 13. Anyway, hope you had a great b-day.

 

[The Crock]

Happy birthday young Sullington, remember you can have sex with a man and not be gay up until the age of 16, fyi. Got it on good authority from a few local priests.

Local? The Pope lives in Cali?!

 

[The Crock]

Happy birthday, too.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Enjoy your birthday Sully.

 

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I was gonna make my age public...but it seems a lot of people are frowned upon when their my age on here...so I figure the less people to know, the less shit I get thrown at me.

Thanks for the birthday wishes though guys.

No. It just so happens that some people close to our age happen to be complete attention seeking idiots on this forum.

 

[Sully]

Take Disturbed for a perfect example.

 

[Macca]

Congratulations on surviving 13 years of life.

Rest assured I will be the one that snuffs out the candles on your 14th birthday cake.

 

[Chardee Macdennis]

Happy bday homie.