GSB's Post-Vasectomy After Care LD - What Rhymes With Sterile?

[Diet Soda]

Oh so you're a hermaphrodite, GSB? The plot thickens.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Oh so you're a hermaphrodite, GSB? The plot thickens.

Damn straight, and it's about time Vince creates a belt for us <<insert Chyna joke here>>.

Saw Skyfall tonight. Terrific flick. Daniel Craig is great but I need a skiing scene soon or I am going to demand they bring back Roger Moore. At one point during the film I started thinking about wrestling and how even though Bond does the same shit movie after movie, takes a vicious beating from a more entertaining villian and somehow always come out on top we don't have dueling chants, "Let's go James Bond!", "James Bond sux!"

 

[Danger Burger]

Great news children. It's official, I can no longer make children.


Oh, and it's ok if I have unprotected sex with your girlfriends, wives, sisters, moms, aunts, grandmothers and female pets over 40 pounds since I am officially fixed. What harm could it do? Am I right?

I'm proud of you man. Way to go!!

Agreed on part two under one condition:
You need anything knocked up, you gimme a call.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Not sure if I should offer condolences or congratulations.

Congrats to me, and my wife's womb, condolences to he prophylatic industry and the future of mankind (I may great kids).

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I'm proud of you man. Way to go!!

Agreed on part two under one condition:
You need anything knocked up, you gimme a call.

There's this bitch on the train to work that won't move her damn bag of the seat even though there are a bunch of people looking for a seat. I think she could use some maternity leave.

Do your worst.

 

[Danger Burger]

There's this bitch on the train to work that won't move her damn bag of the seat even though there are a bunch of people looking for a seat. I think she could use some maternity leave.

Do your worst.

Pregnancy might only encourage her feelings of entitlement towards keeping the seat.

I'll have to make it traumatic... No problem.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I just wanted to say that after reading some of the responses to Sly's thread this morning I am reconsidering my self imposed ban on calling people '******ed'.

Any help with this moral conundrum would be appreciated.

 

[shattered dreams]

I have always been a fan of intent is 99% of what really matters when it comes to word use. However, I think people far too often aren't creative enough in their insults. Did Sly procreate or something?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I have always been a fan of intent is 99% of what really matters when it comes to word use. However, I think people far too often aren't creative enough in their insults. Did Sly procreate or something?

So what you're say is that 99% of the time, as long as in my heart of hearts I am thinking that I want to call someone "******ed" that even though I don't call them "******ed" they will feel like I have call them "******ed".

Good to know. Thanks for talking me off the PC wall.

 

[shattered dreams]

Do you miss having an excuse to put frozen peas on your nuts?

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Am I late...?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Do you miss having an excuse to put frozen peas on your nuts?

No, I respect peas too much. Cauliflower on the other hand.

How's work? Any revelations since you started?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Am I late...?

I'm not sure of your menstrual cycle but if you have to ask the answer if probably 'yes'.

Stop having unprotected sex with so many dudes and you probably won't have to worry about these things. You are a young woman with a lot going for her. Stop being a stupid ****, be a smart ****.

Just glad to know that there is no way that I am the father.

 

[shattered dreams]

GSB only likes white vegetables on his nuts in spite of their lack of true curves.

Not really much revelations about work yet. I did find out that when left on my own I have no problem with eating pizza 7 out of 10 meals. I have been deemed trustworthy for national secrets. If it wasn't for this need to know basis crap then I might be able to find out what really happened when milenko tried to join the army.

Odds GSB has a surprise baby in the next year: 20 to 1. When placing bets know I accept cash only and reserve the right to forget you gave it to me.

 

[Remix]

Shattered has a job requiring security clearance. I hope he doesn't find out that the US Government is supporting WWE and holding back TNA. Because that would be horrible and he'd be forbidden from exposing conspiracy.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

GSB only likes white vegetables on his nuts in spite of their lack of true curves.

#vegetableracist

Not really much revelations about work yet. I did find out that when left on my own I have no problem with eating pizza 7 out of 10 meals. I have been deemed trustworthy for national secrets. If it wasn't for this need to know basis crap then I might be able to find out what really happened when milenko tried to join the army.

I once had a pretty scary streak going on with italian sausage with hot peppers and cheese fries. My body got the better of me.

How long before it is revealed that you were having an affair with your biographer?

Odds GSB has a surprise baby in the next year: 20 to 1. When placing bets know I accept cash only and reserve the right to forget you gave it to me.

Fuck my life if there is a surprise baby in the future.

 

[JGlass]

Not really much revelations about work yet. I did find out that when left on my own I have no problem with eating pizza 7 out of 10 meals.

Welcome (back) to college my friend. I've been trying to lose weight but I refuse to give up pizza, so I decided to just cut out junk food snacks instead. You can take my chips, you can take my cookies, but you'll never take my pizza!

Shattered has a job requiring security clearance. I hope he doesn't find out that the US Government is supporting WWE and holding back TNA. Because that would be horrible and he'd be forbidden from exposing conspiracy.

I'm pretty sure I saw that movie, but WWE was some terrorist cell and TNA was some slightly less terrible terrorist cell.

 

[shattered dreams]

#vegetableracist

Black beans don't go down good.

I once had a pretty scary streak going on with italian sausage with hot peppers and cheese fries. My body got the better of me.

Mmm cheese fries. I should get some if those before I end this streak. I would have guessed you liked Polish guys.

How long before it is revealed that you were having an affair with your biographer?

Depends how long until they find the body.

 

[shattered dreams]

Welcome (back) to college my friend. I've been trying to lose weight but I refuse to give up pizza, so I decided to just cut out junk food snacks instead. You can take my chips, you can take my cookies, but you'll never take my pizza!

Try aids. Or thin crust.

I'm pretty sure I saw that movie, but WWE was some terrorist cell and TNA was some slightly less terrible terrorist cell.

Lion King?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I would have guessed you liked Polish guys.

I got tired of being used for my ability to screw in light bulbs.

 

[smizzy]

Fuck my life if there is a surprise baby in the future.

I'm getting a bad vibe from all this chatter. It's like a surprise baby is imminent. You should probably play it safe and just never have sex with your wife again..

 

[George Steele's Barber]

What if the secret cameraman in the AJ/Cena saga turns out to be Zack Ryder?

We know he has a history with camera equipment and Cena. Just sayin'.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

How was your Thanksgiving weekend GSB?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Thanks for asking. It was not great. I don't have any family in Chicago and my wife's family was out of town. We chose to use the four days to try potty training our 19 month old. It really was a waste of time, he just isn't ready and this will be so much easier if we wait another year. Thanksgiving dinner was buffett food from Whole Foods (that place is just crazy expensive).

I also spent way too much time surfing this place when I wasn't racing my kid to the potty or cleaning up piss.

How about you? How about everyone else?

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Most of family is either out of town or in conflict with each other so I spent Thanksgiving with my mother and God Parents up in the Northern Suburbs of Chicago/Illinois. We pretty much just ate and played an intense game of Uno, nothing spectacular but it was fun. Saw a movie which has to be one of my favorite one's of the year the next day and proceeded to spend the rest of the weekend playing video games with friends or watching Homeland for the first time. All in all pretty good.

Sorry it wasn't so great for you, hopefully things go better for you around Christmas/New Years.