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Wow! Keep us updated, I hope you get it.

I wonder if you will become one of those people that go to LA thinking they are going to leave in a short while and then stay there for the rest of your life. Good luck.


JGlass - when you become a big time Hollywood producer I expect you to green light a project that I came up with in the shower this morning where we take old The Odd Couple scripts and replace Oscar and Felix with Flair and Hogan. It will be great, both guys down on their luck, broken and beaten by years of bad relationships and finances. Hogan can be kind of sloppy and Flair can be kind of a lunatic. Every episode Flair takes a bump in the bathroom from slipping on Hogan's tanning oil and Hogan gets Wooo'd at for leaving his steroid needles all over the house.

Guest starring Jaleel White reprising his role of grown up annoying neighbor Steve Urkel.

Tell me we couldn't do this on the cheap and that the world would not watch this.
 
Wow! Keep us updated, I hope you get it.

I wonder if you will become one of those people that go to LA thinking they are going to leave in a short while and then stay there for the rest of your life. Good luck.

Jeeze, I hope not, I still have to graduate college. Granted, I know if I get a great job opportunity where it's a now-or-never type thing it would be pretty silly for me to turn it down, but get this: My grandma got knee surgery on both her knees for the soul reason of being able to climb up the stairs at my graduation to see my graduate college (we have graduation at the TD Bank Garden, pretty awesome that I'll be graduating in the same building I saw John Cena and CM Punk put on an amazing match in). I don't fully understand why this is so important to her since it's not like I'm the first in our family to graduate college (both my dad and aunt graduated from Ivy League schools), but I am her first grandchild to graduate, so I can see why that would be exciting.

JGlass - when you become a big time Hollywood producer I expect you to green light a project that I came up with in the shower this morning where we take old The Odd Couple scripts and replace Oscar and Felix with Flair and Hogan. It will be great, both guys down on their luck, broken and beaten by years of bad relationships and finances. Hogan can be kind of sloppy and Flair can be kind of a lunatic. Every episode Flair takes a bump in the bathroom from slipping on Hogan's tanning oil and Hogan gets Wooo'd at for leaving his steroid needles all over the house.

Guest starring Jaleel White reprising his role of grown up annoying neighbor Steve Urkel.

Tell me we couldn't do this on the cheap and that the world would not watch this.

It would definitely make for a solid internet series. I'm thinking 8-12 minute episodes, get sponsored by Just for Men and Doritos (something for the older fans and something for the internet nerds), and we can probably do the whole thing for only a couple hundred thousand per episode.
 
It is absolutely not wrong for you to hit on your buddy's cousin. In fact your buddy is an idiot for putting up a fuss since the fuss should help you get the girl. I think you should let her know that your buddy has forbidden you from talking to her. If she has the slightest bit of a rebellious side she will become interested in you just to spite her cousin. Sure this is a horrible basis for a relationship but your too young to care and like you said "she's gorgeous sooo..."

The only time it is wrong to hook up with a buddy's female family member is his mom/grandma unless there is no way in hell he will ever find out or if you are making non-fiction MILF porn.

Ha he doesn't mind if I talk to her in fact he gave me his phone and told me to text her the other day cause he didn't feel like texting her. But when he realized I was flirting with her he got annoyed. It started off as joking around to piss him off but never thought of telling her that, I'll have to do that next time ;)
 
Jeeze, I hope not, I still have to graduate college. Granted, I know if I get a great job opportunity where it's a now-or-never type thing it would be pretty silly for me to turn it down, but get this: My grandma got knee surgery on both her knees for the soul reason of being able to climb up the stairs at my graduation to see my graduate college (we have graduation at the TD Bank Garden, pretty awesome that I'll be graduating in the same building I saw John Cena and CM Punk put on an amazing match in). I don't fully understand why this is so important to her since it's not like I'm the first in our family to graduate college (both my dad and aunt graduated from Ivy League schools), but I am her first grandchild to graduate, so I can see why that would be exciting.

It sounds like your grandma actually cares about you. Is it ok if Hollywood Nightmare takes a shot at her?

It would definitely make for a solid internet series. I'm thinking 8-12 minute episodes, get sponsored by Just for Men and Doritos (something for the older fans and something for the internet nerds), and we can probably do the whole thing for only a couple hundred thousand per episode.

You can pay me in Doritos and I'll have the scripts prepared by this Friday.

I was shooting for HBO or Showtime because I want to incorporate boobs but that should fly on the internet as well. Here are some title ideas:


American Epidermis
Hogan v. Flair
Post Concussion Disorders
Swollen Prostates
Wooooo Brother!
World Heavyweight Geriatrics
The Facts of Life
 
I actually got a call from the HR representative handling my application when I was at the gym today, and apparently they want one more interview, this one a more traditional interview. That's just fine by me, it seems they really want to get to know me as much as possible, so I'm thinking I have a real shot here.

It sounds like your grandma actually cares about you. Is it ok if Hollywood Nightmare takes a shot at her?

Well, my grandpa is still alive and they're together and all that, but I'd let him take her out on a date and see what happens from there.

You can pay me in Doritos and I'll have the scripts prepared by this Friday.

I was shooting for HBO or Showtime because I want to incorporate boobs but that should fly on the internet as well. Here are some title ideas:


American Epidermis
Hogan v. Flair
Post Concussion Disorders
Swollen Prostates
Wooooo Brother!
World Heavyweight Geriatrics
The Facts of Life

Wooooo Brother! is probably my favorite, though World Heavyweight Geriatrics is also an apt name. The Facts of Life would work too, but I'm pretty sure they already made a show called The Facts of Life about a bunch of lesbian orphans.
 
I actually got a call from the HR representative handling my application when I was at the gym today, and apparently they want one more interview, this one a more traditional interview. That's just fine by me, it seems they really want to get to know me as much as possible, so I'm thinking I have a real shot here.

That's a really good sign. Is it around Boston or do you have to head to LA?

Well, my grandpa is still alive and they're together and all that, but I'd let him take her out on a date and see what happens from there.

Maybe they can double with Yazlov and Pancake's mom. What happened to Yazlov? Did he fall of the face of the wrestling world or did he just change his name while I wasn't paying attention? I liked that kid.

Wooooo Brother! is probably my favorite, though World Heavyweight Geriatrics is also an apt name. The Facts of Life would work too, but I'm pretty sure they already made a show called The Facts of Life about a bunch of lesbian orphans.

Ha! 80's George Clooney definitely resembled a lesbian and Edna's Edibles was clearly sexual inuendo. Blair would be mortified by your assertion but she's on Survivor now so who knows what she would be willing to do for an apple or a Triscuit.
 
Future Rap Lyric Prediction:

All the ladies line up saying they want to lay us
But they need to wait their turn cuz' we got more bitches than Petreaus


Bringing another sample to the lab tomorrow, hoping this time I finally come (pun not intended) up clean.
 
That's a really good sign. Is it around Boston or do you have to head to LA?

No, it's in LA, but by more traditional interview I meant she'd ask me questions more common in an interview as the last three were kind of... not like that.

Maybe they can double with Yazlov and Pancake's mom. What happened to Yazlov? Did he fall of the face of the wrestling world or did he just change his name while I wasn't paying attention? I liked that kid.

Yazloz is still here. In fact, he posted in my thread a few times today. He had some real life troubles that took a lot of his time recently, but he's back now.

Ha! 80's George Clooney definitely resembled a lesbian and Edna's Edibles was clearly sexual inuendo. Blair would be mortified by your assertion but she's on Survivor now so who knows what she would be willing to do for an apple or a Triscuit.

The black character was named Tootie. That seems racist to me, but I am a bit of a delicate flower.
 
Bringing my third attempt at a clean sample in to the lab today. I take offense by two things:

1. The cup is huge and makes me feel incredibly inadequate that I couldn't fill it up with 100 samples. What do they expect out of me (literally)?

2. The cup goes in a bag that says "Biohazard". I am personally offended by that. Not just for my sake but for my children's sake. That biohazardous sample is part of what made those kids. It's not like you need to evacuate three city blocks or put on a hazmat suit if there was a spill. What haven't the Right-to-Life people started to protest this degradation of my sperm?
 
The cup goes in a bag that says "Biohazard". I am personally offended by that. Not just for my sake but for my children's sake. That biohazardous sample is part of what made those kids. It's not like you need evacuate three city blocks or put on a hazmat suit if there was a spill.

Plot of Resident Evil 7 sorted.
 
Thought of the day: Bruce Pritchard really reminds me of Cam from Modern Family. He wore a shirt (or maybe it was a jacket) with the sleeves rolled up. The inside of the sleeves had another fancy pattern on them. Just like Cam. Their both kind of fat and have similar haircuts. Bruce Pritchard just comes off a little more stereotypical gay.
 
Great news children. It's official, I can no longer make children.

As the old sayin' goes:
Third semen sample's a charm.

I still have one more test to pass before it is completely hospital approved but I still wanted to thank all of you for your support through this trying time. I also want to let you all know that if we ever meet in person that I would like you to forget everything I have ever revealed about myself in this thread and on this forum.

Oh, and it's ok if I have unprotected sex with your girlfriends, wives, sisters, moms, aunts, grandmothers and female pets over 40 pounds since I am officially fixed. What harm could it do? Am I right?
 
Just got my internet back after struggling on the phone for five hours, I'd really just love to speak to someone with a distinguishable accent.
 

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