GSB's Post-Vasectomy After Care LD - What Rhymes With Sterile?

[Lowdown]

Had stitches taken out twice, it's kinda an itchy sensation for a few seconds. It's a trip how they just come right out considering getting sewn like a shirt.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

I don't think laughter is the best medicine in my current condition.

It will be when she tries to pin the baby on you!

 

[Diet Soda]

I smile because the hostile crocodile Kyle was put on trial for shooting a projectile a mile.

Bloody Yanks.

 

[IHW]

Just got a vasectomy. Wheres my rep? bullshit

 

[Miko]

Green rep to the first 10 people who go out and gets a vasectomy right now. That goes for the WZ ladies as well.

finished the business with a rusty hacksaw, rep me up

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Hope your testicles are okay GSB.

 

[Danger Burger]

Hodor!

You have got some serious ADD if you have to post your own user name in every thread.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Hodor indeed.

 

[Danger Burger]

Hodor indeed.

In a strange way, I came to both respect and admire Hodor in his time here.
The world needs more people like him.

 

[shattered dreams]

I also recommend morning sex but know that you will probably lose this priviledge once you have kids.

That is bad news for me. Wife has baby fever but puts out in the morning the most. I guess I can always resort to the night raping.

Speaking of my 4 year old, I had the honor of watching A New Hope with her on the laptop last night. This meant a lot to me since I was able to keep my promise to the world that she would start on Episode IV instead of Episode I. I am not a traditionalist in any sense but this one.

I plan on being a revisionist. The order of the movies is 4,5,6,2. When they are of age they can watch 1 or 3 but it isn't happening under my roof dammit.

 

[JGlass]

I plan on being a revisionist. The order of the movies is 4,5,6,2. When they are of age they can watch 1 or 3 but it isn't happening under my roof dammit.

Really? Two is more acceptable to you than three? I don't like either, but I always thought that three is slightly less awful than two.

 

[Beastmode 24]

I' ve never been a huge Star Wars fan but I have always liked 4 5 and 6 better than 1 2 and 3

 

[George Steele's Barber]

That is bad news for me. Wife has baby fever but puts out in the morning the most. I guess I can always resort to the night raping.

Get a vasectomy but don't tell your wife. Sex and no worries.

I plan on being a revisionist. The order of the movies is 4,5,6,2. When they are of age they can watch 1 or 3 but it isn't happening under my roof dammit.

I loved three. My expectations were incredibly low at that point. Sure the dialogue is painful, some of the story is suicide inducing and there are some definite continuity issues but for me it was the closure I needed after 20 plus years.

Really? Two is more acceptable to you than three? I don't like either, but I always thought that three is slightly less awful than two.

Three is better. Sam Jackson and Yoda battling the Emperor made it worth it.

Rules, Yoda does.

 

[shattered dreams]

Get a vasectomy but don't tell your wife. Sex and no worries.

Could work. Then again since you can't buy slaves anymore it makes some sense to procreate them. Do you really want to prepare for your own retirement? This is America dammit.

I loved three. My expectations were incredibly low at that point. Sure the dialogue is painful, some of the story is suicide inducing and there are some definite continuity issues but for me it was the closure I needed after 20 plus years.

3 wasn't all bad and was certainly worth seeing once you had come that far. As time has passed I have had trouble getting over the sappiness though. Also, the idea of seeing this new shit Vader at the end of Jedi enrages me.

1 was destroyed by unreasonable expectations and I think I could have come to appreciate it otherwise. Then again it had jar jar so who knows.

 

[Барбоса]

For someone who has not seen any of it, there is someting to be said for viewing the series 4,5,6,1,2,3 even now, if only to preserve the "I am your father" twist.

Almost started to write a long post about Star Wars in general but I had to stop myself...

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Could work. Then again since you can't buy slaves anymore it makes some sense to procreate them. Do you really want to prepare for your own retirement? This is America dammit.

Well as long as you are having kids for the right reasons. Btw, I thought slavery was still legal and socially acceptable in NC? It is the only explanation for the shitty job someone did applying JGlass' sunscreen while he was down there.

And don't make me start lecturing on 401(k)'s and IRA's, the difference between DB and DC plans, and the power of compounding interest that my grandparent's generation understood so well.

3 wasn't all bad and was certainly worth seeing once you had come that far. As time has passed I have had trouble getting over the sappiness though. Also, the idea of seeing this new shit Vader at the end of Jedi enrages me.

1 was destroyed by unreasonable expectations and I think I could have come to appreciate it otherwise. Then again it had jar jar so who knows.

If I have learned one thing from George Lucas over the years, it is that low expectations is a far more powerful tool than the force.

 

[shattered dreams]

It might still be legal but I think they outlawed the whipping part which it turns out was integral to the process. It may have been the absence of the smog layer they are accustomed to that got them.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Spoken like a true southern gentleman.

How is the job hunt coming? I picture you as James Storm trying to contradict everything an interviewer asks. Have you peaked in to the world of actuarial science yet? I saw another article that listed it as the number one in demand field for the next decade.

 

[shattered dreams]

Apparently posting on wrestlezone isn't the best way to get a job. I should be smart enough to figure that out. I am not really interested in actuarial work. I would be excellent at risk management if I had any interest though. Right now I am figuring out which areas I would be most interested in moving to for an increase in job prospects at my experience level.

I picture you like George Steele with even more deformed testicles and possibly eating deep dish pizza.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Apparently posting on wrestlezone isn't the best way to get a job. I should be smart enough to figure that out.

Actually arguing with Sly is a highly in demand job, it just doesn't pay well financially or emotionally.

I am not really interested in actuarial work.

Work isn't about interest, it is about settling. You should find and explore your interests through non-work aspects of your life.

I would be excellent at risk management if I had any interest though. Right now I am figuring out which areas I would be most interested in moving to for an increase in job prospects at my experience level.

A lot depends on what part of NC you are in. I think there is still a lot of opportunity in Raleigh and the Research Triangle for you. I don't know how Winston-Salem is doing, I imagine the tobacco industry is going through serious transformation. Charlotte must be a good place to get a job.

I picture you like George Steele with even more deformed testicles and possibly eating deep dish pizza.

If nothing else George Steele had consistent body hair, my hair grows randomly. His body also had a shape, my skinny fat appearance is not a shape. Deep-dish is fine but I would much prefer a greasy thin slice, the difference between good and great pizza is the crust.

 

[shattered dreams]

Work isn't about interest, it is about settling. You should find and explore your interests through non-work aspects of your life.

Life hasn't quite beat the idealist all the way out of me yet.

A lot depends on what part of NC you are in. I think there is still a lot of opportunity in Raleigh and the Research Triangle for you. I don't know how Winston-Salem is doing, I imagine the tobacco industry is going through serious transformation. Charlotte must be a good place to get a job.

My wife works in RTP and we live in the area. It is possible for me to get a job in the area but there are more opportunities in some other places I am considering such as the DC area. I am content taking my time and looking for the right opportunity.

If nothing else George Steele had consistent body hair, my hair grows randomly. His body also had a shape, my skinny fat appearance is not a shape. Deep-dish is fine but I would much prefer a greasy thin slice, the difference between good and great pizza is the crust.

My hair is shifting from my head to my back. If I ever "get a shape" maybe you can cut my hair. Your superb taste in pizza has made me hungry.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Docile rhymes with sterile.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I'm not much of a tennis fan but I keep up here and there. I just read that Andy Roddick is retiring after he is done with the US Open. What I know of Roddick is that he is kind of tall, has won a few big matches but hasn't exactly been that great of player, has a hot wife (I'm just assuming, they all have hot wives right?) and he once hosted SNL.

Anyway, my point is for the last point of his final match I hope his opponent goes all HBK/Flair on Roddick by sympathetically mouthing the words "I'm sorry" before he puts away the winning shot.

Then the US Tennis Association can have a retirement ceremony for him the next night filled with his closest friends/peers in the tennis business and a couple of guys who seem completely out of place.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Not sure who is still playing GSB Goes For A Vasectomy at home but as an update, today is a big day.

I had to produce my first sample for testing this morning. Right now I am waiting for a train with a cup of sperm in my bag. I have to take it to the hospital so they can test it to make sure that I don't have any residual baby-makers and that the surgery was a massively uncomfortable success.

All I am asking is that before you go to sleep tonight, please say a prayer for our American soldiers and another against mine. God bless.

 

[IHW]

What if you do have some baby makers floating around? Would that mean this whole thing would be for nothing? Will you be pissed?