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Until someone with a strong working knowledge of physics and geometry can explain Shane's Coast to Coast to me I am going with your explanation.
Is it not as far as it looks?
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Until someone with a strong working knowledge of physics and geometry can explain Shane's Coast to Coast to me I am going with your explanation.
Is it not as far as it looks?
Remix has informed me that the ring is 20 feet across, with the top rope being 5 feet high.
Therefore, Shane's trajectory along the imaginary hypotenuse towards the trashcan would be 20.62 feet.
Greg Rutherford's gold medal winning long jump at this year's Olympics was 8.31 metres, which is 27.26 feet.
From a standing jump by someone who isn't an athlete, that's still pretty fucking impressive.
Therefore, Shane's trajectory along the imaginary hypotenuse towards the trashcan would be 20.62 feet.
Greg Rutherford's gold medal winning long jump at this year's Olympics was 8.31 metres, which is 27.26 feet.
From a standing jump by someone who isn't an athlete, that's still pretty fucking impressive.
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In my best racist street ghetto accent:
Damn motherfucka' getting all Pythagoreum Theorem up in dis biatch!
Agreed but more importantly:
If you ain't down with A-squared + B-squared = C-square then I've two words for ya - Geometry Rules!
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No vicoden since I last molested my wife. Of course I had a shitty night sleep and have been up since 4:30am.
Now I am lecturing Mike Killam about proper dirt shit reporting and bitching at some guy about his shortsightedness on political party stereotypes and the hypocrisy of both the left and the right. I don't know how I am going to make it seven days without sex or masterbation.
Celebrating math is the best thing that has happened to me so far today.
Then you better not look at this picture of a book:
Or this picture of a lamp:
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Then you better not look at this picture of a book:
Or this picture of a lamp:
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I was fine with the paper cuts but electrocuting my dick was no fun at all. Well, a little bit of fun.
Day 4 and the discomfort is gone but I still feel pain if I move wrong way or one of my evil children decide to take aim at daddy's crotch. Right now I just need some sleep to make up for a tough night and morning. Still can't decide if I want to head out for SS. Maybe I'll just sit on the internet and yell at people.
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At Arlington Park today betting on the ponies with a work event.
Testicles are still ugly as sin but it's been a week since the procedure and I have permission to blow my wad. Better call the Coast Guard, this could get messy.
Testicles are still ugly as sin but it's been a week since the procedure and I have permission to blow my wad. Better call the Coast Guard, this could get messy.
No, he jumped 20 feet or less (depending on where you're measuring to). His vertical movement is independent from his horizontal. One's coming from his jump, the other from gravity
Hang about Sheldon Cooper. If you want to get really technical about it, at least provide a diagram.
My point was that it is an impressive leap, and I'm easily amused.
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Thought you were still talking about the vasectomy here, uegh!
Should we factor in that vince and the trash can would be INSIDE the ropes, and take away their size?
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Hang about Sheldon Cooper. If you want to get really technical about it, at least provide a diagram.
My point was that it is an impressive leap,
Thank you for defending Shane's jump and the integrity of this thread. Now call Mayor of Chicago Rahm Emanuel, and tell him his city is about to experience its own semen based Hurrican Katrina.
No need to say that, your participation in this thread is evidence enough.
Well, I did ask GSB to post pics but he was frightened he'd get banned for porn.
And yes, we should, because 1 x Vince McMahon + 1 x trashcan ^ Wrestlemania / the ropes = one Hulkamania sized club sandwich, BROTHER.
You're welcome. What is Mrs. Steele's Barber's role in this scenario? Or is it more a case of - as J.R. would say - "you'd better put the women and children to bed on this one"?
Danger Burger
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One guy one scissors... I well believe theres a market for that! Whatever happened to regular porn... like gangbangs or whatever...
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She's good to go, she went out this week and got lifeguard and SCUBA certified.
Shane McMahon moved forwards 20 feet. He also fell 5 ft because of gravity, but the force of gravity is 9.81 ms^-2 regardless of Shane's jump.
Shane travelled 20.6 ft along the hypotenuse, but he moved forwards 20 ft. Think of it this way, when a knight moves on a chess board it moves 2 squares forwards and one to the side. It has still only moved two squares forwards, because the move to the side is irrelevant to the movement forwards.
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I find such an approximation an insult to my tastes.
Vinces head could be half a foot out from the ropes. Shane jumps from a standing position, but shifts and the extended legs reduce the actually distance jumped by maybe another two or more feet. This is bullshit. WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING TRASH CAN!!
It's physics.
Danger Burger
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I dont care what you call it.
If I see you anywhere near my children again, I'm calling the cops.
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I'm sticking with the implanted super springs.
Anyone see the sea of semen on CNN this morning?
Lowdown
Ooh baby I like it roooaaaaw!
Can't say that I did. What's the story? And how's the healing process been, GSB?
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Thanks for asking. I am doing well, I pulled out my stitches this morning. They were beginning to itch overwhelmingly so with a few gentle tugs out they came. Not the grossest or most painful thing ever but i wouldn't recommend it. It will robably take me a little longer to heal fully and it may make the scar worse but it was worth it not to deal with the skin growing in to the stitches any longer.
Green rep to the first 10 people who go out and gets a vasectomy right now. That goes for the WZ ladies as well.
justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
BTW Barrel, Barrel rhymes with sterile.
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The mental image of pulling stitches from flesh makes me shudder. I'd stitches in my foot after stepping on an upright Heineken bottle two weeks ago on a night out, got them removed Tuesday morning by the local physician, that was slightly painful, don't want to think about pulling stitches from my penis area.
