Greatest Things Ever Said On WZ

[Cena's Little Helper]

I'm collecting all of the funniest/greatest WZ posts ever in this here thread. Here's my first contribution:

Bill Lesnar on what he'd do to justinsayne's taste in clothing and music:

Bill Lesnar would dipsose of justins v neck and oasis records in the meantime.

What else I'm looking for:

1) Will telling justinsayne to go and cry in his cock-shaped pillow (Bar Room, somewhere around the 2009 WZ Tournament).

2) Jenks giving Doc advice on his roommate and female problems (somewhere in The Cage).

3) Lariat telling everyone that he goes and jacks off to porn on his iPod during his work breaks (some Confession thread in the Cage).

4) D-Man telling Sidious about his black belt (GSD, thread about cliques).

5) GD and Murfish talking about buying a windowless, white van to go pick up kids in (don't remember when, but it's probably in the Bar Room archives).

6) justinsayne cussing out NorCal (Bar Room archives this happened on many occasions, but the incident I'm thinking of occurred around the time when NorCal created a thread saying he could read everyone's rep).

7) Will getting defensive about his McDonald's (some thread started by FOTH about how to piss off McDonald's employees).

8) Will's wife accusing all of us of jacking off to the tales Will shares about his sex life (I forgot where this was, but it was funny as shit).

9) jmt225 posting a picture of Miss Piggy as HBK-aholic's celebrity lookalike (forgot where this was too, but it was funny as shit).

Feel free to contribute.

 

[Shadowmancer]

Kaedon

 

[Барбоса]

A favourite of my own was comparing the Jersey Triad to the Muppets

EDIT: Found that bad boy in the GSD

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=114065 post#40

 

[Super Hans]

I will be buthurt(?) if i do not make an appearance on this, someone go find an awesome post i have made on here while i chat up perfect 10s on facebook.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Super Hans saying "That poor ****** loves his emotions" about Doug, I lol'd hard when I saw that.

 

[Super Hans]

emotiCons if i remember correctly young buck.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Crock saying he'd make someone famous or when he said that's he's a well respected member of this forum.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Yep, I couldn't remember how you mispelled it. Also, I remember a thread where justin called NorCal a "pickle fucker". And of course, that thread where Sully said something like... "Damn, her pussy is small, it's almost as small as her moms!".

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Anything X said to Konnan

 

[Alex]

Game Rage's rant

 

[Барбоса]

Someone somewhere said about someone else that "she had a face like a dropped pie"

 

[Goliath Uterus]

StormTrooper claiming that James Harrison doesn't know how to tackle.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Everything Sam has ever said.

 

[gd]

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=78945&highlight=windowless&page=3

The stupid van thread for you. Murifish isn't involved though.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Courtesy of Will:

You're a fucking moron, how's that for a reply, dip shit. Why don't you go back to sucking Raven's dick, you crybaby piece of shit. You're so caught up in trying to prove to the world why Edge is horrible, when the fact is he's sent you crying to your cock shaped pillow on three separate occasions now. Get ready for #4, bitch.

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?p=1127110&highlight=pillow#post1127110

 

[The Doctor]

Crock saying he'd make someone famous or when he said that's he's a well respected member of this forum.

FUCK WITH ME AND IT WILL BE THE LAST THING YOU DO

BOYYYYYYY

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Anything X said to Konnan

Anything Konnan ever said to Disco.

 

[Shay]

I think this was in one of "The Doctor's" thread either in "I'm Popular" or "I'm extremely bored" Anyways in one of them Crock says "Word fort" to Slyfox696's post which wasn't really that long and then Slyfox696 proceeded to make Crock look like a poster with an IQ of 10.

 

[Alex]

Originally posted by The Game Rage

PLAIN AS THAT, FUCK ALL OF YOU. I AM SO DISGUSTED WITH YOU, AND WITH THE WAY YOU TREAT PEOPLE, THE BULLSHIT YOU SAY, THE WAY YOU ATTACK PEOPLE, EVERYTHING. I DON'T WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH FUCKS LIKE YOU ANYMORE. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT ANYONE ELSE SAYS, THINKS, FEELS, BELIEVES IN, NOTHING BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL RIGHT AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS WRONG AND ANY OF THE NAMES YOU CAN CALL THEM.

I HOPE TO GOD ANY OF YOU HAVE THE NUTS TO COME MY WAY AND TEST ME. 2120 KING AVE #2, DES MOINES, IOWA, 50320. COME FIND ME YOU PUSSY BITCH WEAK MOTHERFUCKERS, I FUCKING HATE YOU, I DESPISE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND WHAT YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU REPRESENT. ALL YOU DO IS TREAT PEOPLE LIKE SHIT, BELITTLE THEM FOR STICKING UP FOR THEMSELVES, AND TEAR DOWN AND MISREPRESENT WHAT THEY BELIEVE IN. YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ANYONE INCLUDING YOURSELVES AND YOUR CONDUCT TOWARDS PEOPLE LIKE MYSELF AND TWIST IS THE PROOF.

I DON'T CARE WHAT ANY OF YOU HAS TO SAY ANYMORE BECAUSE I KNOW IT WILL BE NOTHING BUT ONE SIDED BULL SHIT AND ACCUSATION.

I lol'd hard

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I think this is the one you're talking about.

Will's not leaving the forums you silly people...He's just stepping down as mod because of his job mostly. He just feels he doesn't have time to do the job as a mod. He's still going to be on Wrestlezone to post when he can. Duh, he can't leave completely, of course he still has to give his long posts on here and give you guys entertainment with the sex stories.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Becker fucking w/Game Rage, saying he was going to go to his house and fight him was also hillarious.

 

[The Doctor]

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=78945&highlight=windowless&page=3

The stupid van thread for you. Murifish isn't involved though.

Goddamn, I was pathetic back then.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Anything Konnan ever said to Disco.

i wish they didn't delete that section.

Funny shit went on in there

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Becker fucking w/Game Rage, saying he was going to go to his house and fight him was also hillarious.

"I don't have a car but I'll start walking, be there in a week"


Or something along those lines.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Goddamn, I was pathetic back then.

Looks like things haven't changed.