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I decided to put the tournament and booking sections into one and this will be a tournament but I will be determining the winners as if I were booking.
Greatest Superstar of Wrestling Tournament Week 1
Ok this is going to be a tournament to see who is the greatest wrestler of all time. In this tournament we are considering that none of the people have died and all of them are wrestling as if in their prime.
Raw Week 1
We open the show with the usual fireworks and then we cut straight to JR & King
JR: Ladies and Gentlemen we are told that their will be a mega announcement tonight by the chairman of the board Mr. McMahon.
King: Well, if it's coming from Mr. McMahon its sure to be a big announcement he don't dissapoint
No Chance in Hell blares from the speakers as the Chairman makes his way to the ring.
Lilian: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome the Chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment Mr. McMahon
Vince is strutting down the aisle with a big smile on his face and seems to be in a good mood, however the crowd is booing him out of the building.
Vince grabs the mic and waits for the crowd to settle down. He raises it as if to speak, but the crowd boos even louder.
Vince: SHUT UP!!!!
Vince looks taken aback by how hateful he just sounded.
Vince: I I'm sorry I mean please could I have a minute of your time. Please just a minute because I promise after I make my announcement you will never boo me again. The other day I was sitting in my office in Stamford and I was getting bored so I decided to surf the internet, and while looking amongst other things.
Fans start a Vince is a perv chant which causes Vince to look down in shame. He then looks around annoyed, because he is wanting to talk again.
Vince: As I was saying I was surfing through the internet and I thought why don't I just take a peak at these websites that say they know everything about wrestling they think they know the in's and out's when I promise they don't know half of what they think they do. While looking at these sites I decided to go on some message boards to see what people think of the WWE, and all I read was WWE sucks, WWE needs less talking, WWE guys can't wrestle like ROH guys. When I read that it hurt it really did, because even though I can be an asshole sometimes I really do care what the fans think. Not because I want them to be happy, but because I know if they are not happy with my product they will spend their money elsewhere and I don't like losing money. So once I read that I wasn't been able to sleep, I wasn't able to sleep, I was constipated. I didn't know what to do, so I asked Stephanie, Shane, & Linda. They had no idea what to do. I kept thinking and thinking and thinking and then it came to me I had the best Idea ever. Why not listen to the fans and give them what they want....wrestling. So I go back to those message boards I was reading earlier and started seeing topics on who is the best wrestler ever thats when I knew what I had to do. So I made some phone calls and made some deals and when it was all said and done and everyone was on board I decided it was time to tell you the fans my idea. So you want to know my great idea?
Crowd cheers wildly
Vince: Ok, here it is. Starting tonight in this very ring and going on for the next few months will be a tournament to decide who is the greatest wrestler ever. Now you may be thinking how are we going to tell the best wrestler ever if only Raw Wrestlers are involved, well thats where the phone calls come in. You see I have called some old friends as well as some new friends and starting tonight and every day of the week for the next few months there will be wrestling on TV. Not only is WWE involved in this tournament, but I have ROH, TNA, & International Wrestlers in it, as well as I called up Paul Heyman and Eric Bischoff and both are willing to get some of their old WCW and ECW wrestlers to participate. So here's how it will go, each region will have seperate tournaments and then once each region has a winner we will go to WrestleMania where there will be a 8 man tournament involving the winners of the regions once it gets down to the final to they will compete in a new match I like to call the 3 Stages of Hell in a Cell (details on the way that match works will be told later). So, I don't know about you but Im ready to get this thing started for Raw so let's get this tournament underway. Get me a ref out here.
Referee runs to the ring as Mr. McMahon's music plays and we cut to commercial.
Back from commercial
Trevor Murdoch's music blares through the arena
Lillian: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is the first match in the Greatest Superstar of All Time Tournament and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first being accompanied by Lance Cade from Waxahachie Texas, weighing in at 241 lbs Trevor Murdoch.
Lillian: His opponent being accompanied by Cody Rhodes from Mobile, Alabama weighing in at 235 lbs, he is 1/2 of the World Tag Team Champions Hardcore Holly
Match 1 in Raw Region
Trevor Murdoch v.s. Hardcore Holly
Finish: Murdoch goes up for the bulldog of the top rope, but Hardcore cuts him off. Hardcore climbs up and meets Murdoch on the turnbuckle and they are struggling for control. Holly goes for a superplex, but Cade grabs Murdoch's foot so he don't get suplexed. Cody goes over to start fighting with Cade. Murdoch goes and leaps from the top rope onto Hardcore, but Hardcore gets a foot up which connects with Murdoch's jaw. Murdoch is dazed as Hardcore gets up. He picks up Murdoch over his head and spins around and then slams him to the mat with the Alabama Slam for the 1.2.3.
Winner: Hardcore Holly
Murdoch and Cade start arguing and there is major tension between the two as we go to break.
Were back from commercial.
We go back into the locker room to see John Cena and Jeff Hardy talking. Mr. McMahon walks in.
Vince: Jeff do you mind if we talk in private
Jeff: Sure
Vince: Thanks by the way I would go get ready for your match your next.
Vince: So John what do you think of this little tournament I made up?
Cena: Well, for once Vince you have came up with an idea that I agree with. I mean seeing who the Greatest Superstar of all time is a brilliant idea.
Vince: Well, I'm glad you like it
Cena: Like it? I Love it, because you see now I finally get the chance to prove myself. You know as well as I do that I'm not the most popular superstar in everyone's eyes well if I can win this tournament I will seal my place in WWE history and the haters will have no choice but to love me. So I'm ready to fight like theres no tomorrow like Im fighting for my life.
Vince: Well, Cena I'm glad your ready to fight it out like there's no tomorrow, because tonight your going to need it in your first tournament match because you will be facing...me.
JR: Did I just hear what I think I heard? Mr. McMahon is going to face John Cena in a tournament match
King: Well, you know with a tournament this big Mr. McMahon isn't just going to sit back without putting his name in the tournament.
We go back to the ring as we hear the music of Jeff Hardy
Lillian: The following contest is a Greatest Superstar of all time Tournament match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Cameron, NC weighing in at 225 lbs Jeff Hardy
Lillian: His opponent....
The music of Goldust blares through the arena signaling the return of the bizzare one.
Lillian: From Hollywood, CA weighing in at 266 lbs Goldust
Match 2 in Raw Region
Jeff Hardy v.s. Goldust
Finish: Goldust sends Jeff into the ropes, Jeff comes back and Goldust lowers his head too soon. Jeff kicks him in the head dazing Goldust. He sends Goldust to the turnbuckle, but Goldust reverses it. Goldust charges at Jeff in the corner, but Jeff gets his boot up. Goldust stumbles out of the corner giving Jeff enough time to jump up the turnbuckle and hit the whisper in the wind knocking Goldust to the mat. He picks him up and goes for the twist of fate, but Goldust pushes him off into the turnbuckle. He sets Jeff up on the turnbuckle backwards looking to go for a super belly to back suplex. Jeff hits Goldust with elbows and knocks him off. Jeff takes his shirt off and hits the Swanton Bomb for the 1.2.3.
Winner: Jeff Hardy
Jeff celebrates in the ring as we go to commercial
We come back from commercial and go straight to the arena
DAMN!! is what we first hear for our next match
Lillian: The following contest is the next Greatest Superstar of All Time Tournament match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Warner Robbins, GA weighing in at 270 lbs Ron Simmons.
Next we hear the music of Santino Marella
Lillian: His oppponent from Patterson, NJ weighing in at 220 lbs Santino Marella
Santino gets in the ring with a mic
Santino: Mr. Simmons you-ah-think your going to win this tournament well, I think not because tonight I'm going to open the biggest can of ass whip you've ever seen and I will show the world that I am the Greatest....
Simmons knocks Santino to the mat knocking the mic out of his hand. Simmons picks up the mic.
Simmons: DAMN!!!
Match 3 in Raw Region
Ron Simmons v.s. Santino Marella
Finish: After knockin Santino down Simmons backs him into the corner and starts to fire away with punches and kicks. The referee pulls Simmons off Santino. Santino rolls to the outside. He walks up the aisle and throws his hands up as if he is done with the match. Simmons turns his back toward Santino. Santino runs back into the ring and tries to pin Simmons with a school boy. Simmons kicks out at 2. Santino rolls back out and grabs a chair. The referee grabs the chair from Santino and puts it back outside. While the referee's back is turned Santino hits Simmons with a low blow. and then hits a DDT spiking Simmons on his head for the 1.2.3.
Winner: Santino Marella
Simmons is holding his head as we cut to the back and see Cody Rhodes and Hardcore Holly talking about Holly's win earlier tonight when none other than the returning "Ninth Wonder of the World" Chyna walks in.
Chyna: What? What was that I just heard did I hear you just say that I don't have a chance in this tournament because I'm a woman, well remember this just because I'm a woman don't mean I can't handle my own and kick any guys ass no matter what size, and if you don't believe me watch what I do to my first round opponent.
We cut to commercial as Hardcore and Cody just look at each other confused.
Were back from commercial as we hear the music of "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan over the speakers.
Lillian: Ladies and Gentlemen the next match is a Greatest Superstar of all time Tournament match. Making his way to the ring from Glens Falls, NY weighing in at 280 lbs "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan.
Duggan comes to the ring waving Old Glory and giving out plenty of HO'S until we hear the music of Chyna.
Lillian: And introducing his opponent weighing in at 180 lbs "The Ninth Wonder of the World" Chyna
Match 4 in the Raw Region
Jim Duggan v.s. Chyna
Finish: Duggan goes for the 3 Point Stance but Chyna dodges it and the momentum sends Duggan into the corner. Chyna pulls him out of the corner and lifts him up in the belly to back suplex position and instead of dropping backwards she flips Duggan face first and sits down slamming him face first into the mat for the 1.2.3.
Winner: Chyna
Chyna grabs the mic
Chyna: That right there is just the beginning I'm going to show all the fans and the boys in the back that a woman can dominate this sport just as good as any man.
JR: Thats some mighty big words seeing as that was just her first match in the tournament.
King: Yeah and if I were her I would keep my words short and sweet because she might have to eat them later.
We go to commercial
We come back from commercial and go to JR and King
JR: Ladies and Gentlemen we hope you are enjoying the first round of what looks to be a very exciting tournament.
King: Thats right JR and this is just the first night this week.
JR: Thats right as Mr. McMahon said earlier there will be wrestling on every night of the week until each region is finished with their individual tournament.
King: Hey JR if we get wrestling every night does that mean we get to see divas every night too? If thats so that means more PUPPIES!!!
JR: I don't know King, but if you want to find out you better take a look at the scheduled programming for the week
Graphic comes up showing what time and what station each show will be on
JR: As you can see Raw, Smackdown, ECW, & TNA will be shown at it's regular time and station. On Wednesday you can catch ROH on the Versus network from 8-10 P.M. and Saturday WCW and the International Regions will be shown together of TNT from 8-11 P.M. And then on Sunday you can cap it off with our Legends Show from 10-11 P.M. on our sister network NBC. So if you like wrestling then the next couple of months or so are for you.
King: I can't wait, but for now let's go to the back where Mike Adamle is standing by with John Cena
Cut to the interview area in the back
Adamle: Cena tonight you go one on one with none other than the Chairman of the WWE Mr. McMahon your thoughts?
Cena: Well, Mike you know at the beginning of tonights show I actually thought that maybe just maybe Vince was having a change of heart and going in a new direction and just when I was about to believe it (screeching tire sound) I find out that he has put himself in the tournament. He couldn't help but stick his nose into places it don't belong, but that's ok, beause I guaruntee he won't make it past the first round tonight so you won't have to deal with him for long. So Vince get ready for a fight because I'm ready to beat your ass down.
We go to commercial
We come back from commerical and go to Lillian who is standing in the ring.
Lillian: Ladies and Gentlemen this match is the final Greatest Superstar of all Time Tournament match of the evening and is scheduled for one fall.
No Chance in Hell rings through the arena as we await the arrival of the chairman.
Lillian: Introducing first from Greenwich, CT he is the Chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment Mr. McMahon.
Vince walks down the aisle half way and then stops. He looks around gets a big smile on his face and points toward the entrance. Out comes Shane McMahon in wrestling attire. Vince walks into the ring and grabs the mic from Lillian.
Vince: Thank You Lillian your doing a wonderful job, however there is one thing you forgot, but don't worry it's not your fault I was keeping it a surprise. This match is now a NO DQ match.
JR: Aw Come on whats the meaning of this it's bad enough that Shane is out there anyway, but to have it where he can interfere anytime he wants with out any consequences is just senseless.
King: JR your talking about the boss you know he always has a trick up his sleeve.
JR: Well, I wish he would have something up his ass.
King: Easy JR
We now hear the music of John Cena
Lillian: His opponent in this now NO DQ match is from West Newbury, MA he weighs in at 260 lbs John Cena
Match 5 in the Raw Region
NO DQ
John Cena v.s. Mr. McMahon w/ Shane McMahon
Finish: Cena is fighting back after being double teamed through the whole match. Cena grabs a chair and goes to hit Vince with it when Shane jerks it out of his hands. Cena turns around to see Shane getting ready to hit him with the chair. Cena ducks and the chair hits Vince. Cena knocks Shane out of the ring. He picks up Vince for the F-U he spins him around when out of nowhere Umaga comes in and hits Cena with a Samoan Spike. Cena goes down. Shane gets back in the ring and orders Umaga to go for the running hip attack in the corner. He hits it. Cena is out of it. Shane tells Umaga to hold Cena in the corner as he is going to go coast to coast. Right as Shane gets on the top rope the glass breaks and hear comes the Texas Rattlesnake Stone Cold Steve Austin.
JR: STONE COLD, STONE COLD, STONE COLD, STONE COLD BY GOD ITS STONE COLD
Austin gets in the ring and Shane jumps down from the top rope, gets out of the ring and escapes through the crowd. This whole time Cena is out. Austin and Umaga brawl. Umaga goes for the Spike on Austin, but he ducks and kicks Umaga in the mid section flips him off and Stuns him. Umaga rolls out of the ring. Vince tries to get back up, but is staggering. He turns around to see his worst enemy Stone Cold staring him straight in the eyes. Austin flips off Vince and hits a big Stunner. Austin pulls Cena over Vince and the ref counts 1.2.3..
Winner: John Cena
Austin grabs a mic
Austin: Oh Hell Yeah I wasn't about to let this little slimy SOB think he was the Greatest Superstar of all Time I had to end that real quick.
Austin looks out of the ring at Umaga
Austin: And Vince you may want to invest in a new bodyguard this one's not looking so good. Oh Yeah that little scrawny SOB that thinks he got away from the Texas Rattlesnake AH AH. He can't run forever in fact if I were him I would quit running now because he's going to need it next week when he goes one one with the the toughest SON OF A Bitch in this tournament me. And thats the bottom line because Stone Cold Said so.
JR: You heard it right hear next week in a first round tournament match it will be Shane McMahon v.s. Stone Cold Steve Austin.
End of Show.
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Greatest Superstar of Wrestling Tournament Week 1
Ok this is going to be a tournament to see who is the greatest wrestler of all time. In this tournament we are considering that none of the people have died and all of them are wrestling as if in their prime.
Raw Week 1
We open the show with the usual fireworks and then we cut straight to JR & King
JR: Ladies and Gentlemen we are told that their will be a mega announcement tonight by the chairman of the board Mr. McMahon.
King: Well, if it's coming from Mr. McMahon its sure to be a big announcement he don't dissapoint
No Chance in Hell blares from the speakers as the Chairman makes his way to the ring.
Lilian: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome the Chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment Mr. McMahon
Vince is strutting down the aisle with a big smile on his face and seems to be in a good mood, however the crowd is booing him out of the building.
Vince grabs the mic and waits for the crowd to settle down. He raises it as if to speak, but the crowd boos even louder.
Vince: SHUT UP!!!!
Vince looks taken aback by how hateful he just sounded.
Vince: I I'm sorry I mean please could I have a minute of your time. Please just a minute because I promise after I make my announcement you will never boo me again. The other day I was sitting in my office in Stamford and I was getting bored so I decided to surf the internet, and while looking amongst other things.
Fans start a Vince is a perv chant which causes Vince to look down in shame. He then looks around annoyed, because he is wanting to talk again.
Vince: As I was saying I was surfing through the internet and I thought why don't I just take a peak at these websites that say they know everything about wrestling they think they know the in's and out's when I promise they don't know half of what they think they do. While looking at these sites I decided to go on some message boards to see what people think of the WWE, and all I read was WWE sucks, WWE needs less talking, WWE guys can't wrestle like ROH guys. When I read that it hurt it really did, because even though I can be an asshole sometimes I really do care what the fans think. Not because I want them to be happy, but because I know if they are not happy with my product they will spend their money elsewhere and I don't like losing money. So once I read that I wasn't been able to sleep, I wasn't able to sleep, I was constipated. I didn't know what to do, so I asked Stephanie, Shane, & Linda. They had no idea what to do. I kept thinking and thinking and thinking and then it came to me I had the best Idea ever. Why not listen to the fans and give them what they want....wrestling. So I go back to those message boards I was reading earlier and started seeing topics on who is the best wrestler ever thats when I knew what I had to do. So I made some phone calls and made some deals and when it was all said and done and everyone was on board I decided it was time to tell you the fans my idea. So you want to know my great idea?
Crowd cheers wildly
Vince: Ok, here it is. Starting tonight in this very ring and going on for the next few months will be a tournament to decide who is the greatest wrestler ever. Now you may be thinking how are we going to tell the best wrestler ever if only Raw Wrestlers are involved, well thats where the phone calls come in. You see I have called some old friends as well as some new friends and starting tonight and every day of the week for the next few months there will be wrestling on TV. Not only is WWE involved in this tournament, but I have ROH, TNA, & International Wrestlers in it, as well as I called up Paul Heyman and Eric Bischoff and both are willing to get some of their old WCW and ECW wrestlers to participate. So here's how it will go, each region will have seperate tournaments and then once each region has a winner we will go to WrestleMania where there will be a 8 man tournament involving the winners of the regions once it gets down to the final to they will compete in a new match I like to call the 3 Stages of Hell in a Cell (details on the way that match works will be told later). So, I don't know about you but Im ready to get this thing started for Raw so let's get this tournament underway. Get me a ref out here.
Referee runs to the ring as Mr. McMahon's music plays and we cut to commercial.
Back from commercial
Trevor Murdoch's music blares through the arena
Lillian: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is the first match in the Greatest Superstar of All Time Tournament and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first being accompanied by Lance Cade from Waxahachie Texas, weighing in at 241 lbs Trevor Murdoch.
Lillian: His opponent being accompanied by Cody Rhodes from Mobile, Alabama weighing in at 235 lbs, he is 1/2 of the World Tag Team Champions Hardcore Holly
Match 1 in Raw Region
Trevor Murdoch v.s. Hardcore Holly
Finish: Murdoch goes up for the bulldog of the top rope, but Hardcore cuts him off. Hardcore climbs up and meets Murdoch on the turnbuckle and they are struggling for control. Holly goes for a superplex, but Cade grabs Murdoch's foot so he don't get suplexed. Cody goes over to start fighting with Cade. Murdoch goes and leaps from the top rope onto Hardcore, but Hardcore gets a foot up which connects with Murdoch's jaw. Murdoch is dazed as Hardcore gets up. He picks up Murdoch over his head and spins around and then slams him to the mat with the Alabama Slam for the 1.2.3.
Winner: Hardcore Holly
Murdoch and Cade start arguing and there is major tension between the two as we go to break.
Were back from commercial.
We go back into the locker room to see John Cena and Jeff Hardy talking. Mr. McMahon walks in.
Vince: Jeff do you mind if we talk in private
Jeff: Sure
Vince: Thanks by the way I would go get ready for your match your next.
Vince: So John what do you think of this little tournament I made up?
Cena: Well, for once Vince you have came up with an idea that I agree with. I mean seeing who the Greatest Superstar of all time is a brilliant idea.
Vince: Well, I'm glad you like it
Cena: Like it? I Love it, because you see now I finally get the chance to prove myself. You know as well as I do that I'm not the most popular superstar in everyone's eyes well if I can win this tournament I will seal my place in WWE history and the haters will have no choice but to love me. So I'm ready to fight like theres no tomorrow like Im fighting for my life.
Vince: Well, Cena I'm glad your ready to fight it out like there's no tomorrow, because tonight your going to need it in your first tournament match because you will be facing...me.
JR: Did I just hear what I think I heard? Mr. McMahon is going to face John Cena in a tournament match
King: Well, you know with a tournament this big Mr. McMahon isn't just going to sit back without putting his name in the tournament.
We go back to the ring as we hear the music of Jeff Hardy
Lillian: The following contest is a Greatest Superstar of all time Tournament match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Cameron, NC weighing in at 225 lbs Jeff Hardy
Lillian: His opponent....
The music of Goldust blares through the arena signaling the return of the bizzare one.
Lillian: From Hollywood, CA weighing in at 266 lbs Goldust
Match 2 in Raw Region
Jeff Hardy v.s. Goldust
Finish: Goldust sends Jeff into the ropes, Jeff comes back and Goldust lowers his head too soon. Jeff kicks him in the head dazing Goldust. He sends Goldust to the turnbuckle, but Goldust reverses it. Goldust charges at Jeff in the corner, but Jeff gets his boot up. Goldust stumbles out of the corner giving Jeff enough time to jump up the turnbuckle and hit the whisper in the wind knocking Goldust to the mat. He picks him up and goes for the twist of fate, but Goldust pushes him off into the turnbuckle. He sets Jeff up on the turnbuckle backwards looking to go for a super belly to back suplex. Jeff hits Goldust with elbows and knocks him off. Jeff takes his shirt off and hits the Swanton Bomb for the 1.2.3.
Winner: Jeff Hardy
Jeff celebrates in the ring as we go to commercial
We come back from commercial and go straight to the arena
DAMN!! is what we first hear for our next match
Lillian: The following contest is the next Greatest Superstar of All Time Tournament match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Warner Robbins, GA weighing in at 270 lbs Ron Simmons.
Next we hear the music of Santino Marella
Lillian: His oppponent from Patterson, NJ weighing in at 220 lbs Santino Marella
Santino gets in the ring with a mic
Santino: Mr. Simmons you-ah-think your going to win this tournament well, I think not because tonight I'm going to open the biggest can of ass whip you've ever seen and I will show the world that I am the Greatest....
Simmons knocks Santino to the mat knocking the mic out of his hand. Simmons picks up the mic.
Simmons: DAMN!!!
Match 3 in Raw Region
Ron Simmons v.s. Santino Marella
Finish: After knockin Santino down Simmons backs him into the corner and starts to fire away with punches and kicks. The referee pulls Simmons off Santino. Santino rolls to the outside. He walks up the aisle and throws his hands up as if he is done with the match. Simmons turns his back toward Santino. Santino runs back into the ring and tries to pin Simmons with a school boy. Simmons kicks out at 2. Santino rolls back out and grabs a chair. The referee grabs the chair from Santino and puts it back outside. While the referee's back is turned Santino hits Simmons with a low blow. and then hits a DDT spiking Simmons on his head for the 1.2.3.
Winner: Santino Marella
Simmons is holding his head as we cut to the back and see Cody Rhodes and Hardcore Holly talking about Holly's win earlier tonight when none other than the returning "Ninth Wonder of the World" Chyna walks in.
Chyna: What? What was that I just heard did I hear you just say that I don't have a chance in this tournament because I'm a woman, well remember this just because I'm a woman don't mean I can't handle my own and kick any guys ass no matter what size, and if you don't believe me watch what I do to my first round opponent.
We cut to commercial as Hardcore and Cody just look at each other confused.
Were back from commercial as we hear the music of "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan over the speakers.
Lillian: Ladies and Gentlemen the next match is a Greatest Superstar of all time Tournament match. Making his way to the ring from Glens Falls, NY weighing in at 280 lbs "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan.
Duggan comes to the ring waving Old Glory and giving out plenty of HO'S until we hear the music of Chyna.
Lillian: And introducing his opponent weighing in at 180 lbs "The Ninth Wonder of the World" Chyna
Match 4 in the Raw Region
Jim Duggan v.s. Chyna
Finish: Duggan goes for the 3 Point Stance but Chyna dodges it and the momentum sends Duggan into the corner. Chyna pulls him out of the corner and lifts him up in the belly to back suplex position and instead of dropping backwards she flips Duggan face first and sits down slamming him face first into the mat for the 1.2.3.
Winner: Chyna
Chyna grabs the mic
Chyna: That right there is just the beginning I'm going to show all the fans and the boys in the back that a woman can dominate this sport just as good as any man.
JR: Thats some mighty big words seeing as that was just her first match in the tournament.
King: Yeah and if I were her I would keep my words short and sweet because she might have to eat them later.
We go to commercial
We come back from commercial and go to JR and King
JR: Ladies and Gentlemen we hope you are enjoying the first round of what looks to be a very exciting tournament.
King: Thats right JR and this is just the first night this week.
JR: Thats right as Mr. McMahon said earlier there will be wrestling on every night of the week until each region is finished with their individual tournament.
King: Hey JR if we get wrestling every night does that mean we get to see divas every night too? If thats so that means more PUPPIES!!!
JR: I don't know King, but if you want to find out you better take a look at the scheduled programming for the week
Graphic comes up showing what time and what station each show will be on
JR: As you can see Raw, Smackdown, ECW, & TNA will be shown at it's regular time and station. On Wednesday you can catch ROH on the Versus network from 8-10 P.M. and Saturday WCW and the International Regions will be shown together of TNT from 8-11 P.M. And then on Sunday you can cap it off with our Legends Show from 10-11 P.M. on our sister network NBC. So if you like wrestling then the next couple of months or so are for you.
King: I can't wait, but for now let's go to the back where Mike Adamle is standing by with John Cena
Cut to the interview area in the back
Adamle: Cena tonight you go one on one with none other than the Chairman of the WWE Mr. McMahon your thoughts?
Cena: Well, Mike you know at the beginning of tonights show I actually thought that maybe just maybe Vince was having a change of heart and going in a new direction and just when I was about to believe it (screeching tire sound) I find out that he has put himself in the tournament. He couldn't help but stick his nose into places it don't belong, but that's ok, beause I guaruntee he won't make it past the first round tonight so you won't have to deal with him for long. So Vince get ready for a fight because I'm ready to beat your ass down.
We go to commercial
We come back from commerical and go to Lillian who is standing in the ring.
Lillian: Ladies and Gentlemen this match is the final Greatest Superstar of all Time Tournament match of the evening and is scheduled for one fall.
No Chance in Hell rings through the arena as we await the arrival of the chairman.
Lillian: Introducing first from Greenwich, CT he is the Chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment Mr. McMahon.
Vince walks down the aisle half way and then stops. He looks around gets a big smile on his face and points toward the entrance. Out comes Shane McMahon in wrestling attire. Vince walks into the ring and grabs the mic from Lillian.
Vince: Thank You Lillian your doing a wonderful job, however there is one thing you forgot, but don't worry it's not your fault I was keeping it a surprise. This match is now a NO DQ match.
JR: Aw Come on whats the meaning of this it's bad enough that Shane is out there anyway, but to have it where he can interfere anytime he wants with out any consequences is just senseless.
King: JR your talking about the boss you know he always has a trick up his sleeve.
JR: Well, I wish he would have something up his ass.
King: Easy JR
We now hear the music of John Cena
Lillian: His opponent in this now NO DQ match is from West Newbury, MA he weighs in at 260 lbs John Cena
Match 5 in the Raw Region
NO DQ
John Cena v.s. Mr. McMahon w/ Shane McMahon
Finish: Cena is fighting back after being double teamed through the whole match. Cena grabs a chair and goes to hit Vince with it when Shane jerks it out of his hands. Cena turns around to see Shane getting ready to hit him with the chair. Cena ducks and the chair hits Vince. Cena knocks Shane out of the ring. He picks up Vince for the F-U he spins him around when out of nowhere Umaga comes in and hits Cena with a Samoan Spike. Cena goes down. Shane gets back in the ring and orders Umaga to go for the running hip attack in the corner. He hits it. Cena is out of it. Shane tells Umaga to hold Cena in the corner as he is going to go coast to coast. Right as Shane gets on the top rope the glass breaks and hear comes the Texas Rattlesnake Stone Cold Steve Austin.
JR: STONE COLD, STONE COLD, STONE COLD, STONE COLD BY GOD ITS STONE COLD
Austin gets in the ring and Shane jumps down from the top rope, gets out of the ring and escapes through the crowd. This whole time Cena is out. Austin and Umaga brawl. Umaga goes for the Spike on Austin, but he ducks and kicks Umaga in the mid section flips him off and Stuns him. Umaga rolls out of the ring. Vince tries to get back up, but is staggering. He turns around to see his worst enemy Stone Cold staring him straight in the eyes. Austin flips off Vince and hits a big Stunner. Austin pulls Cena over Vince and the ref counts 1.2.3..
Winner: John Cena
Austin grabs a mic
Austin: Oh Hell Yeah I wasn't about to let this little slimy SOB think he was the Greatest Superstar of all Time I had to end that real quick.
Austin looks out of the ring at Umaga
Austin: And Vince you may want to invest in a new bodyguard this one's not looking so good. Oh Yeah that little scrawny SOB that thinks he got away from the Texas Rattlesnake AH AH. He can't run forever in fact if I were him I would quit running now because he's going to need it next week when he goes one one with the the toughest SON OF A Bitch in this tournament me. And thats the bottom line because Stone Cold Said so.
JR: You heard it right hear next week in a first round tournament match it will be Shane McMahon v.s. Stone Cold Steve Austin.
End of Show.
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