Great News, Chums

[Coco]

I'm scheduled for my first ever session with a clinical psychologist. Soon, I will be saner than any of your feeble minds can possibly fathom. That's right, bitch: I'm talking about your feeble mind.

Anyone here have experience on "the couch"? Doesn't have to be an actual couch. I'm talking therapy in general. How'd you find it? Was your mind too feeble to form an opinion on how you found it?

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

My mind is too feeble to understand your post.

 

[Coco]

I plan to crush that earthworm with my words. Game on, Doctor. Game on.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Hope that doesn't turn out to be a Tony Soprano situation.

 

[Mr. Truth]

I once killed a man in self defense. After one session with a shrink he realized there was no hope.

 

[ABMorales787]

 

[The Doctor]

I went to one in fourth grade.

He said I was a balanced and well-adjusted individual.

 

[Via Armbar]

I went to one in fourth grade.

He said I was a balanced and well-adjusted individual.

You forgot to mention that the psychiatrist was Ultimate Warrior. His opinion has different degrees of legitimacy, depending on who you ask.

 

[The Doctor]

That explains the long conversations about destrucity we had together.

 

[The Dewbliners]

I've been to three different shrinks in my day. For some reason, they all stopped seeing me after a couple months each....

 

[Via Armbar]

I've seen a few shrinks as well. My camo prevented them from seeing me though.

 

[The Doctor]

 

[Via Armbar]

Cena still reminds me of a younger, buffer, white Obama.

 

[The Doctor]

I once made a storyline in Smackdown vs. RAW where Obama bought WWE and it ended with a match against Vince McMahon at Wrestlemania for the rights to the company.

 

[Via Armbar]

I once made a storyline in Smackdown vs. RAW where Obama bought WWE and it ended with a match against Vince McMahon at Wrestlemania for the rights to the company.

Reason #4893892 why Doc is....Doc.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Never been to a shrink. I handle my problems like a man. By that, I mean drinking heavily and beating my girlfriend and children.

 

[JGlass]

Coco goes to the shrink, sounds like a picture book I would read to my kid.

The forums will suffer if you wind up becoming more balance Coco, but good luck.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

And tell me Coco; How...does that make you feel?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I was forced to go to a shrink for a while, it was pretty weird and akward.

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

I had to go to a school guidance counselor/psychiatrist once a week from first grade all the way up to when I graduated. I had some anger problems I guess. By High School I really didn't need it though, I learned ways to control my anger, they didn't like me when I was angry.

It's weird the first time you meet your shrink and the first few sessions, but after a while it can be very relaxing and relieving to get everything off your chest.

 

[Uncle Chester]

I've always wanted to freak out a shrink.

 

[Remix]

Does an Occupational Therapist count? If so I saw one for years and years back in primary school.

 

[Coco]

Does an Occupational Therapist count?

Only if you'd like it to, dear.

 

[jmt225]

Definitely Coco's future:

Just don't inform the husbands what you talk about with your female patients, man. It's not right...

 

[Pepe Silvia]

The only thing Psychologists do is tell you not to feel bad about shit you should feel bad about

Shoot someone in the face? They probably shouldn't have been standing there.