Between 'Mania 27 and 'Mania 28 my interest in the WWE product hit an all time low..well, not all time, I've gone years without watching it but it's getting that way again. So grade..umm, F?
The big thing that strikes me as the difference between the "old school" wrestling I enjoyed and this current "era" is, it's so BORING now. And I don't mean boring like "zomg, they're not doing 18 unprotected chair-shots a show now, weak!" I mean boring in that almost none of the roster resonate with or entertain me as a fan. With that in mind, here's my year end awards for "The Most Boring Wrestlers of 2011/2012 WWE"
Most boring wrestlers '11/'12:
Cena-
His look is terrible, I don't believe he could beat someone up, his promo's are mundane, drawn out, goofy, sugar coated bullshit. He's never put anyone over, his ring-work his terrible, he can't work a crowd, he needs a good opponent to get a match out of him and he's far too much of a "black and white good guy" for anyone out of pre-school to take seriously. Seriously, you people bash Hogan but nug-hug Cena, WTF is that?! He's the most selfish worker ever, how many guys has he prevented getting over by smirking and laughing at the "big bad heels". The worst wrestler ever in my honest opinion, absolutely useless and terrible for buisness...oh, and if after 7 years you still don't know to pull back on an STF but you're a 13/14 time world champ, your promotion is fucked.
CM Punk-
I just don't get it, and I've tried, which leads me to believe there just isn't that much to get. He has no character, what is his personality meant to be?! How does he convey that in the ring? "Fuck knows" and "he dosen't" would be my answer. Is his character after he did his "shoot" (har har) promo meant to be "pain-in-the-ass indy smark"? 'cuz that's all I got. I don't care enough about the guy to tune in to see him. I think his ring work is mediocre at best, his match with Cena at MITB was utter wank, didn't fit the angle and came off like the "working" at a bad indy show..probably why the Meltzer nut huggers gave it 5 stars...His promo's are boring, he looks like a drug addict, he dosen't draw money, nothing going on, sack him.
The Miz-
Actually, he might tie Cena for the "worst wrestler ever" title. Fucking out of shape, no talent, terrible in the ring, looks like the gay kid of the pillsbury dough boy and a fish. I don't believe he could beat anyone up (less so than Cena, the 300lbs cuddle monster) His promo's are like listening to one of the bleeders from "my super sweet 16" having a tantrum...which is not good coming out of a, what? 30 year old? man, he didn't have "heel heat" he had "go the fuck home" heat. His run with the belt was utter dirge and contributed to record low buyrates, fire him now, please. Not the "most must see WWE champion of all time" just the "most unbelivable WWE champion of all time."
Randy Orton-
Terrible promo's, no character, looks like he's just come out of a german gay-bar/dungeon, his RKO looks shit, his "epileptic fit" before the RKO is embaressing, boring, boring, boring, boring.
Cody Rhodes-
What the fuck is he meant to be? Atleast he finally bought knee-pads. much the same complaints as with Orton just more so, bland, vanilla, no heat. Looks, and sounds, like he's just come out of a german gay-bar/dungeon. Nothing going on, future endevour not future HOFer that's for sure.
Chris Jericho-
Can he not just do Y2J again? Prime example of what I'm talking about, another guy who things "being a heel" is the same as "being boring". Yeah, if you bore a live crowd for 10 minutes they will boo you, it's not "being over", it's being a terrible, lazy worker. Sick of seeing the guy, his current attire/haircut is terrible...gone from being a very entertaining guy to being a boring has-been in what? 5/6 years? Stale, his return was an absolute abortion, I was a Jericho fan before, I'm not now, make of that what you will.
The big problem with WWE is, they've let the gulf between the "top guys" (Cena, Orton, Rock) and the under-card get so vast no-one can belivably move up the ladder and into the main-event. This dumb hot-shotting they keep insisting on doing (Swagger's title run springs to mind) is killing buisness aswell, when a guy wins the top prize in a company, then loses it and goes down to being an utter jabroni, it makes the belt look worthless and it makes all the guys he beat look like clowns.
If WWE want to turn buisness around fire the guys I've mentioned above and fire on with a main-event roster of Mark Henry, Daniel Bryan, R-Truth (but retool his gimmick) Ziggler, Rock and Lesnar (depending how long he stays, I wouldn't put the belt on him till 8months/a year in). I'd also unify the belts and brands, the split is pointless now.