Good Friday

[Total Impact]

My mom told me she is going to church at 12:00 and ask me what I was going do. I told her seeing as I don't have a class today, don't have anything to do, I would be watching the NCAA Basketball games and drinking some Vodka and Sprite. She said I'm going to hell. I said ok. So am I wrong to get drunk on good friday? I thought the bible said drink and be merry!

 

[BooCocky]

Vodka and Sprite?

 

[justinsayne]

My mom told me she is going to church at 12:00 and ask me what I was going do. I told her seeing as I don't have a class today, don't have anything to do, I would be watching the NCAA Basketball games and drinking some Vodka and Sprite. She said I'm going to hell. I said ok. So am I wrong to get drunk on good friday? I thought the bible said drink and be merry!

Your going to a city in Michigan, for getting drunk and watching college basketball?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Forgot about Easter. My kid will be well pissed off if she doesn't get an chocolate egg that she'll never eat.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I thought the bible said drink and be merry!

It also says the Earth is only a few thousand years old. Which means... it is! I don't celebrate Easter, because I don't believe in ghosts. This Cadbury's egg isn't bad though.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

How come it changes day each year?

 

[Total Impact]

Forgot about Easter. My kid will be well pissed off if she doesn't get an chocolate egg that she'll never eat.

I have to do the same for my friends daughter. She wants me to buy her daughter this big ass bunny that cost $100 and bunny that she will only bit the head off of. Anything to make the kid happy I guess.

 

[Total Impact]

Vodka and Sprite?

You put it together and you get a nice drink.

 

[NYSandman]

I celebrate Easter, at least the huge, Italian dinner aspect, but I do not go to church.

God does NOT give a shit if you drink on Good Friday, nor does he care if you eat meat, curse, *********e constantly like me, smoke a little weed, or even beat up someone who deserves it.

I think as long as you are basically a good person, you won't go to hell for messing up occasionally.

Rape=Hell
Undeserved murder=Hell
Child Molesting=Hell, and having to take it in the ass from Satan everyday.

Shit like the above, but little shit, I don't believe it counts. The Bible is a beautiful book, but I don't buy into it all. I believe in Evolution, and I think that 95% of the stories in the Bible are either not true or exaggerated.

Hope not to offend anyone, but that's how I feel.

To Mr.Collins: Cheers!

 

[HBK-aholic]

I don't believe in God. Or the bible. Or anything like that.
But i sure as hell like chocolate

 

[BooCocky]

You put it together and you get a nice drink.

no shit.. lol... that doesn't sound like a good combination... Vodka and this lime drink... umm yeah..

 

[Total Impact]

no shit.. lol... that doesn't sound like a good combination... Vodka and this lime drink... umm yeah..

I just always like the combo, I had it at a casino one time and love it,plus people don't like my drinking think its either water or sprite. Right it got me feeling good, hoping for a big upset in the games today, but I think I'm a take a nap, cause I'm drunk out of my mind.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

I celebrate Easter, at least the huge, Italian dinner aspect, but I do not go to church.

God does NOT give a shit if you drink on Good Friday, nor does he care if you eat meat, curse, *********e constantly like me, smoke a little weed, or even beat up someone who deserves it.

I think as long as you are basically a good person, you won't go to hell for messing up occasionally.

Rape=Hell
Undeserved murder=Hell
Child Molesting=Hell, and having to take it in the ass from Satan everyday.

Shit like the above, but little shit, I don't believe it counts. The Bible is a beautiful book, but I don't buy into it all. I believe in Evolution, and I think that 95% of the stories in the Bible are either not true or exaggerated.

Hope not to offend anyone, but that's how I feel.

To Mr.Collins: Cheers!

I'm a Bible and Religion major at college...is it bad that I laughed at this?

 

[Jonny B]

How come it changes day each year?

I can actually genuinely answer that. It changes because of the Lunar Cycle (or something to that effect)... it dates back to when the Christians basically stole the Pagan Holidays to try and force their religion on everyone else. Google it and you'll be able to find out alot more.

Why do they call it Good? Jesus apparently died, surely thats not a good thing, right?

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Why do they call it Good? Jesus apparently died, surely thats not a good thing, right?

I don't exactly know why it is called "Good Friday," but the death of Jesus, according to Christian theology, was necessary for the forgiveness of human sin.

 

[Jonny B]

Thats the biggest load of bollocks I've heard (today)

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Thats the biggest load of bollocks I've heard (today)

Why is that?

 

[Agrex]

Thats the biggest load of bollocks I've heard (today)

What?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I don't exactly know why it is called "Good Friday," but the death of Jesus, according to Christian theology, was necessary for the forgiveness of human sin.

Guy knew how to put on a guilt trip, huh?

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Guy knew how to put on a guilt trip, huh?

If you choose to look at it that way.

 

[Uncle Sam]

That's very PC of you. Me? I read the Daily Mail.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

You do? What does it say?

 

[Uncle Sam]

"Heil Hitler!"