Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Барбоса]

I would have said it was more prevalent in Ancient Greece. The nakedness in the gymnasium and all...

 

[JGlass]

Not often is a blowout fun to watch. I thank the Jets for being so hilariously bad. They should just roll with the circus team vibe and start intentionally doing ridiculous shit. All they care about is PR anyway, nothing will make them more famous than being a Benny Hill style football team.

Also, I'm pretty sure RGIII is an Android.

Now that's just a silly thing to say.

And aren't you a Chiefs fan? Glass houses, Nate.

I am sure there are a lot of 'young girls' who got some unwanted attention - borderline cases at best. Like thinking AJ is the hottest woman in WWE if you have hair on your chest.

The Greek Gods were definitely serial rapists and adulterers though.

Well that's true. Weird to think that the Greeks worshiped such flawed beings. Then again, rape laws have come a long long way since the times of the Ancient Greeks, maybe it wasn't that big a deal in their eyes.

 

[shattered dreams]

I would have said it was more prevalent in Ancient Greece. The nakedness in the gymnasium and all...

I was thinking more along the lines of the showers to bathhouses allegory.

 

[justinsayne]

As I said on Facebook last night...

The Jets are so hilariously awful NBC has decided to give them their own crappy sitcom.

 

[justinsayne]

Spoiler

 

[Nate DaMac]

Now that's just a silly thing to say.

What other possible reason is there to explain Tebow's signing then? They don't use him, they just wanted the headlines.

And aren't you a Chiefs fan? Glass houses, Nate.

I readily admit that the Chiefs suck. They're unwatchable. At least the Jets are funny.

 

[GI Cake]

I readily admit that the Chiefs suck. They're unwatchable. At least the Jets are funny.

You want to talk about unwatchable? You should see how Jason Campbell played to replace Cutler last week. Dude could not take a hit to save his life.

 

[Nate DaMac]

You want to talk about unwatchable? You should see how Jason Campbell played to replace Cutler last week. Dude could not take a hit to save his life.

I saw it. I don't blame Campbell, he's more than serviceable as a back up. I blame that shit O-line. After years of experience behind it, Cutler knows how to work around their flaws. Can't expect Campbell to get it down that quickly.

The hit that put Cutler out of the game was hilarious.

 

[GI Cake]

I saw it. I don't blame Campbell, he's more than serviceable as a back up. I blame that shit O-line. After years of experience behind it, Cutler knows how to work around their flaws. Can't expect Campbell to get it down that quickly.

The hit that put Cutler out of the game was hilarious.

Watching it on the first go even as a Bears fan had me on my back laughing. The fact that it was Cutlers 5994th concussion as Bear though made me cringe. Bears need to do a better job finding good O-Line in the draft. So far the last two first round picks that we spent on Offensive Tackles have been shit.

 

[The Crock]

Jay Cutler will be in diapers by the end of next season with this offensive line.

 

[GI Cake]

Jay Cutler will be in diapers by the end of next season with this offensive line.

Diapers? Try a casket.

 

[JGlass]

What other possible reason is there to explain Tebow's signing then? They don't use him, they just wanted the headlines.

Talk to me in June or whenever the fuck they signed him, I had all sorts of reasons then. I think they actually did want to run the Wildcat with him, they just never felt comfortable enough to implement him.

I can assure you, though, Woody Johnson wouldn't be paying a few million dollars to get the Jets publicity. They're a New York sports team with Rex Ryan as the coach, they already have enough publicity as is.

 

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Just saw the film NashVille, Never hear people talk about it. Was an amazing movie.

 

[justinsayne]

Just saw the film NashVille, Never hear people talk about it. Was an amazing movie.

Are you talking about the film that came out in 1975?

 

[.]

Are you talking about the film that came out in 1975?

Yeah. Musical/Comedy. Keith Carradine was amazing in it amongst everyone else.

 

[Remix]

Were they pedophiles?

By modern standards, yes. Ganymede (who was abducted by Zeus and taken as his lover/cupbearer) was a boy (i.e. too young to be a 'man') and was granted eternal youth. So yes, Zeus at the least was a pedophile.

Also, Gaia and Uranus. Gaia gave birth to Uranus, they then married. Double whammy, incest and pedophilia.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Spoiler

I've long preferred ***** Tuesday

 

[justinsayne]

I might actually watch this weeks Talking Dead

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Better than that fucking bitch Sarah Silverman, god she's fucking baddd, she didn't even know what she was talking about.

 

[justinsayne]

Better than that fucking bitch Sarah Silverman, god she's fucking baddd, she didn't even know what she was talking about.

I don't typically watch, mainly because I can't stand Chris Hardwick.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

I don't mind Chris, I think he gets to fanboy at times. But it's not ALL the time, but Sarah Silverman can go back to thinking that she is funny with her lose vag jokes...

 

[justinsayne]

She was terrific in Wreck-em Ralph, & if you don't think Hardwick is annoying yet, trying listening to his podcast, Nerdist, after a few months you'll see what I mean. I just find him to be an obnoxious human being.

 

[justinsayne]

I picked up a couple new games today, Assassins Creed II, & Bulletstorm to scratch that mindless FPS, kill 'em all itch I've been feeling lately. I think I might pick up Black Ops 2 soon as well, but I'm probably gonna wait till I've gotten the families X-Mas presents purchased.

 

[nightmare]

Just thought I would share this.... because it gave me a good laugh.

Iran builds bombs? North Korea starts shit?

Who gives a fuck- Obama has the Sword of Omens. Shits about to get real up in here.

 

[justinsayne]

Just thought I would share this.... because it gave me a good laugh.

Iran builds bombs? North Korea starts shit?

Who gives a fuck- Obama has the Sword of Omens. Shits about to get real up in here.

So I guess that means Mitt Romney is really Mumm-Romney