Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Uncle Phatso]

Yes, I am fat. But here is what is cooking on my stove atm. Put butter in the pan, with sweet chilli sauce, and melted the butter. Lots and lots of sweet chilli sauce, and I've cooked down some onions into it. Added some sea salt, now I'm pan frying some chicken gizzards in it.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I like food

 

[Bernkastel]

I like food

But not enough to have sex with it... or do you?

 

[justinsayne]

But not enough to have sex with it... or do you?

I hear he likes pretending a package of hotdogs are the NY Knicks

 

[The Crock]

Come on, who hasn't pleasured a cured meat or two in their day?

 

[justinsayne]

Mack Swagger just PM'd me over the red rep I gave him in his stupid Kofi thread

Your comparing Kofi Kingston to Rey Mysterio based on what? KK is no Rey Rey! So your the one who's stupid assclown!

Yep I'm the assclown because I compared on natural face that is over with the crowd, kids especially, to another natural face that is over with the crowd, kids especially

 

[Shotaro]

Hey! I ordered Mass Effect 2/3 on Amazon. Don't spoil my shit!

C'mon man, there's a statute of limitation on that shit, fuck, I'm amazed you didn't know how it ended anyway, after all, people got their panties in a right punch over the end.

CM Punk was never a fucking tweener, anyone calling him one was just in denial of what was a clear heel turn, he's a heel & has been since the night he attacked Rock. Punk is easily the best heel in WWE right now, & I think the decision to turn him was the right one.

Turning Kofi heel would be about as stupid as turning Rey heel, I honestly can't see it happening, in related news Mack Swagger is a fucking ******, & I plan on red repping him for that stupid thread now.

The difficulty was that Punk still got pretty big face pops, it's only really since Heyman got involved that he's gotten more heat than cheers. He was supposed to be a heel since he kicked Lawler, but people didn't buy into it.

I also agree turning Kofi heel would be dumb, as would Mysterio, I suspect they will turn heel at some point in their career though, but when Kofi and Truth split Truth should be the heel, he was fucking awesome at it last year.

The energy beams in DBZ can be any temperature the user wants. Master Roshi put out a fire using the Kamehameha, but Piccolo obliterated a city using the Masenko. I dunno.

I don't think a million exploding stars is accurate for the Sentry. I did some research and I couldn't find any awe inspiring feats for him. Sailor Moon probably would have bent him over and sodomized him with her scepter.

He's stronger than Goku though...

I'm not getting into the Sailor Moon thing again but you really do underestimate The Sentry he fought Galactus to a stalemate, and he fought Hulk in World War Hulk to the point where they both reverted to human form after saying he didn't need to hold back against Hulk. Sentry is crazy powerful and has only used his full power against guys like Galactus and Hulk, not only that but if you atomised him he'd be back within SECONDS. He's also the void, and the void needed basically everyone fighting it to take it down (Avengers, X-man, Fantastic 4, Inhumans, Illuminati and SHIELD)

Yes, I am fat. But here is what is cooking on my stove atm. Put butter in the pan, with sweet chilli sauce, and melted the butter. Lots and lots of sweet chilli sauce, and I've cooked down some onions into it. Added some sea salt, now I'm pan frying some chicken gizzards in it.

Wouldn't it be easier to just drink Tabasco or some shit?

 

[Bernkastel]

I'm not getting into the Sailor Moon thing again but you really do underestimate The Sentry he fought Galactus to a stalemate, and he fought Hulk in World War Hulk to the point where they both reverted to human form after saying he didn't need to hold back against Hulk. Sentry is crazy powerful and has only used his full power against guys like Galactus and Hulk, not only that but if you atomised him he'd be back within SECONDS. He's also the void, and the void needed basically everyone fighting it to take it down (Avengers, X-man, Fantastic 4, Inhumans, Illuminati and SHIELD)

Impressive... but he couldn't beat Z. I think Z is the most overly haxed non omnipotent to ever be created in fiction.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

You seen how they fixed Ryback's music the exact way I said they should?

It was like a month ago, but still. lulz


It sounds right now

 

[The Doctor]

I still wonder why they give him loud noises instead of proper pyro. I mean, the noises are cool, it's just sort of funny.

 

[D-Man]

I still wonder why they give him loud noises instead of proper pyro. I mean, the noises are cool, it's just sort of funny.

Gotta agree here. I mean, on TV it looks and sounds cool. But the live crowd has got to be scratching their heads, especially when he does that running off the ropes / clobbering thingie.

 

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Say CM Punk beats Cena at Hell In A Cell, then what? Is the feud over? Who should punk feud with then? Sheamus(provided he's lost the belt)?

 

[justinsayne]

Say CM Punk beats Cena at Hell In A Cell, then what? Is the feud over? Who should punk feud with then? Sheamus(provided he's lost the belt)?

They figured out a way to keep Sheamus/Berty going for like 4-5 months despite Sheamus constantly beating Berty, I think that if Punk wins at HIAC then they can easily find a way to keep Punk/Cena going a little longer. I wouldn't be surprised if we see a Punk/Cena/Ryback triple threat at Survivor Series, if Ryback doesn't get pinned in that match they could still hype him up as never pinned or submitted, & never defeated in singles competition. As for TLC there is always guys like Orton & Mysterio.

 

[Remix]

I still wonder why they give him loud noises instead of proper pyro. I mean, the noises are cool, it's just sort of funny.

I've seen dirt sheets claim that he's not big on Pyro. As in he fears it. Probably some childhood trauma.

 

[JGlass]

C'mon man, there's a statute of limitation on that shit, fuck, I'm amazed you didn't know how it ended anyway, after all, people got their panties in a right punch over the end.

I managed to avoid all spoilers when I was playing.

I'm not getting into the Sailor Moon thing again but you really do underestimate The Sentry he fought Galactus to a stalemate, and he fought Hulk in World War Hulk to the point where they both reverted to human form after saying he didn't need to hold back against Hulk. Sentry is crazy powerful and has only used his full power against guys like Galactus and Hulk, not only that but if you atomised him he'd be back within SECONDS. He's also the void, and the void needed basically everyone fighting it to take it down (Avengers, X-man, Fantastic 4, Inhumans, Illuminati and SHIELD)

He also ripped a Greek god in half.

Impressive... but he couldn't beat Z. I think Z is the most overly haxed non omnipotent to ever be created in fiction.

Sentry has the power of one thousand exploding suns.

You seen how they fixed Ryback's music the exact way I said they should?

It was like a month ago, but still. lulz


It sounds right now

Can't say I ever paid very close attention to Ryback's entrance music in the first place. If you asked me to pick it out of a group I'd probably manage, but if you wanted me to hum a few bars I wouldn't be able to. I'm usually distracted by his weird hand motions.

Say CM Punk beats Cena at Hell In A Cell, then what? Is the feud over? Who should punk feud with then? Sheamus(provided he's lost the belt)?

I don't know, but I think they could probably stretch it out another month or so. If not... I don't know who they throw at Punk next. Maybe Ryback for a holdover feud? Maybe a returning Christian? I haven't really thought about it yet.

 

[Remix]

Well Dagger persuaded me to vote for Samus.

 

[justinsayne]

Are you guys still talking about ME2? I tend to try & skip over any posts where I see an mention of a ME, or any ME character? Though I would appreciate it if blatant spoilers weren't posted (at least until I'm done or give up on the games). I really haven't been putting the proper time into ME2 that I should, I'll liley pick it up when I get home tonight & try to put a few hours in after I watch The Dark Knight Returns: Part 1, & eat.

 

[JGlass]

Are you guys still talking about ME2? I tend to try & skip over any posts where I see an mention of a ME, or any ME character? Though I would appreciate it if blatant spoilers weren't posted (at least until I'm done or give up on the games). I really haven't been putting the proper time into ME2 that I should, I'll liley pick it up when I get home tonight & try to put a few hours in after I watch The Dark Knight Returns: Part 1, & eat.

It's pretty much just Ming and I at this point, and I think any blatant spoilers were put into spoiler tags. Still, I'd recommend skipping over any posts about Mass Effect as it's most fun to learn about the ME galaxy for yourself.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Um, Sentry fought Galactus? Funny, I thought that was supposed to be a fake...

 

[JGlass]

I don't know about Galactus, but he still tore Ares in half like he was a piece of paper.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I still wonder why they give him loud noises instead of proper pyro. I mean, the noises are cool, it's just sort of funny.

Its absolutely baffling.

I understand more about dark matter in outer space than I do the way WWE choses to push people. Its fucking incredible. Incredible incompetence.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

[YOUTUBE]VoyFLAs2sSg[/YOUTUBE]

This was the old one. They may have changed it, but it will live on forever in the official NorCal workout playlist.

It was even turned into a term out in the desert. When someone was lifting more than they had any buisness lifting in the gym (like succesfully) they were "Ryback'in"

 

[JGlass]

Its absolutely baffling.

I understand more about dark matter in outer space than I do the way WWE choses to push people. Its fucking incredible. Incredible incompetence.

I think we all know where your real expertise lies: The use of entrance music in building up WWE wrestlers.

 

[The Doctor]

I think we all know where your real expertise lies: The use of entrance music in building up WWE wrestlers.

I think entrance music is a criminally underlooked aspect of wrestling. People don't give it nearly enough thought. A quick glance around the WZCW wrestlers' themes should tell you that. I could go for days on picking entrance music to fit characters.

...Might make that a thread in WZCW. Fantasy booking and theme-changing. Hm.

It was even turned into a term out in the desert. When someone was lifting more than they had any buisness lifting in the gym (like succesfully) they were "Ryback'in"

Heh, I like that. I heard tales of Ryback getting over with them. Wonder how they would have reacted to RAW's ending.

I really love Ryback's current theme, actually.

 

[Барбоса]

Not sure I actually like the new version of Ryback's theme as much as the original.

Think the original would have been fine with just prefacing it with "FEED ME!" *pause" "FEED ME MORE!"