Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Richard Blonoff]

Cena is a positive guy, they shouldn't call it a suicide dive, they should call it a rise above life dive.

This has easily been my most repped comment ever. I'm proud

 

[DirtyJosé]

We need to stream that nWo episode of Nitro again. Charlie knows what I'm talkin' bout.

 

[The Crock]

We need to stream that nWo episode of Nitro again. Charlie knows what I'm talkin' bout.

"You nWo?! Huh?!"

Those streams were fun.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Haha I'm a trendsetter. My life is complete.

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showpost.php?p=4127353&postcount=583

Fuck I'm bored

 

[DirtyJosé]

I loved the constant sound bits, like the sound guy was being barked at by Bisch the whole time.

PLAY IT AGAIN! AGAIN! AND AGAIN! I DON'T CARE THAT WE'RE MID-MATCH!

 

[Richard Blonoff]

The more I see of Ziggler and his limited move set the more I just feel blah toward him.

 

[Theo Mays]

The more I see of Ziggler and his limited move set the more I just feel blah toward him.

This hurts my feelings.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

This hurts my feelings.

We'll always have Ryback

 

[Harthan]

The more I see of Ziggler and his limited move set the more I just feel blah toward him.

The more I see you post the more I feel like you're a jerk.

 

[Theo Mays]

We'll always have Ryback

I'd feed Ryback my heart if I could.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

The more I see you post the more I feel like you're a jerk.

That isn't very loving or tolerant

 

[justinsayne]

Booker T is about the most worthless GM ever, I don't think any decision he's made yet has stuck

-Takes Berty's title match away 2 weeks before SummerSlam, then 1 week before SummerSlam gives Berty back his title match.

-Makes PTP the #1 contenders to the Tag titles, only for AJ to put them in a new #1 contenders match where they lose their title shot to "Team Friendship".

-Bans the Brough Kick, then a few weeks later, decides the Brough Week should be legal afterall.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

where they lose their title shot to "Team Friendship". "Hell No."

fixed

 

[DirtyJosé]

That isn't very loving or tolerant

The FUCK made you think either of those would be respected values in a thread started by Coco?

EDIT: OK, well Coco is certainly capable of love...

 

[Pepe Silvia]

The FUCK made you think either of those would be respected values in a thread started by Coco?

EDIT: OK, well Coco is certainly capable of love...

It's a ponies joke

 

[DirtyJosé]

It's a ponies joke

Oh. I am clearly out of my element.

 

[justinsayne]

Oh. I am clearly out of my element.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Ha

So aside I'm giving up on the ESPN league this week. Harth had a 35 point lead going in, but I had three guys(Manning, Tamme, and Prater) going tonight. 3 INTs in the first quarter later and I said fuck it.

The Wonderbolts are up with Thomas and Bryant still going and Dwayne Bowe Dash wrapped it up yesterday. I'll take a 2-1 week.

 

[justinsayne]

Punishers may actually pull out the win, they're currently leading the Favre Dollar Footlongs, 98-95.

As for the other two teams, Thor Losers are dominating Cena Sucks, 132-85.46, & it looks like the Claymakers will be hanging their heads in defeat as they are currently down 82.56-126.3, unless of course I can somehow get another 45 pts. out of Ol' reliable Gonzalez, & Roddy sits the fuck down the rest of the game, I highly doubt that happens.

 

[JGlass]

I just got back from my first Muay Thai class in a year. I haven't sweated like this since... last time I took Muay Thai. So I haven't shvizted like this in a year.

That was for you, Sam.

The more I see of Ziggler and his limited move set the more I just feel blah toward him.

Welcome to reality. Welcome to The Matrix.

The Matrix is the real place, right? Or is The Matrix the fake land made up by the machines? I haven't seen any of those movies in ages.

Oh. I am clearly out of my element.

You're not alone. I thought this was a pony free zone.

 

[justinsayne]

The Matrix is the fake world built by the machines. Personally I'd much rather be plugged into the matrix than have to live in the shitty real world that the future becomes in those movies.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Didn't that shitty future get turned back into the regular wholesome world again by the end of the trilogy?

 

[JGlass]

The Matrix is the fake world built by the machines. Personally I'd much rather be plugged into the matrix than have to live in the shitty real world that the future becomes in those movies.

That's the crazy question examined by that movie, as well as the question examined by Memento. Would you rather live in blissful ignorance of reality, lying to yourself to give yourself purpose or comfort? Or would you rather face reality and deal with the real issues that plague the world you live in?

It's a pretty fantastic philosophical dilemma.

But anyway, Yazloz, welcome to The Not Matrix.

 

[justinsayne]

With that last TD form McGahee, Favre Dollar Footlongs have taken the lead, 104-99

DAMMIT "MATTY ICE", THROW THE FUCKING BALL TO GONZALEZ!!!!

 

[justinsayne]

...and now Crock is up 111-99, Willis is fucking killing me tonight