Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

The worst vomiting I remember is when I took about 15 shots in 15 minutes. Retroactively I wish that was an exaggeration opposed to possibly an understatement.
 
I tend to try not drink anymore these days. Though I do hit it up on special occasions.

I'm also lucky to have never tried Absinthe.


Absinthe is actually way overrated, even the ones with actual wormwood and stuff. Its more about the ritual of preparing the drink than anything. Majority of the 'trippy' stories are from back in the day when people mixed it with laudanum (opiates). Also when it became real popular, alot of manufacturers were mixing in 'cutting agents' for cheaper versions, thus making more money off each bottle. Alot of those were poisonous and had bad side effects.
 
The worst vomiting I remember is when I took about 15 shots in 15 minutes. Retroactively I wish that was an exaggeration opposed to possibly an understatement.

That kind of drinking will cause those kind of consequences. Though sometimes it's good to get it out of the way early I hear.

Absinthe is actually way overrated, even the ones with actual wormwood and stuff. Its more about the ritual of preparing the drink than anything. Majority of the 'trippy' stories are from back in the day when people mixed it with laudanum (opiates). Also when it became real popular, alot of manufacturers were mixing in 'cutting agents' for cheaper versions, thus making more money off each bottle. Alot of those were poisonous and had bad side effects.

I've seen the results of people getting fucked up on that devil juice and yes they cut the best promo I have ever heard that night. They also lost their mind and started freaking out.
 
I don't puke from drinking very often. I can only recount three times I puked from drinking, but there's probably one or two more that are deeply repressed along with something more embarrassing that happened that night.

I agreed to help a friend move in tomorrow. If she calls me before noon, heads will roll.
 
I agreed to help a friend move in tomorrow. If she calls me before noon, heads will roll.

I spent the better part of the last two days helping a friend move his ex gf out of his house & into her apartment. It'll be nice going over there to watch football again without her cunty drunk ass stirring up drama, all his neighbors are thrilled too, supposedly they're throwing a party next weekend should be fun.

Looks like NHL is heading for a lock out... yet again, you'd figure they'd learn from all the previous times how much damage this does, & how long it takes the NHL to recover from this bullshit.
 
Is there a possibility of pussy if you help her move? That's the only way you could justify agreeing to help.

I could probably get a BJ out of it, but I don't know if I want it as things in my personal life are evolving. There will be weed though.

Looks like NHL is heading for a lock out... yet again, you'd figure they'd learn from all the previous times how much damage this does, & how long it takes the NHL to recover from this bullshit.

There is some time yet for them to resolve their dispute. Let's hope they do that.
 
Justin, did you fuck her after you helped her move? At the moment in time I am vicariously living through you so I'm really hoping you say yes.

No, I hate this bitch, why the hell would I fuck her, I just want her out of my friends fucking house so I don't ever have to deal with her again.

There is some time yet for them to resolve their dispute. Let's hope they do that.

They have till Sept. 15th if they don't reach an agreement by then we end up with another fucking lockout.
 
I just found out my family set up some stupid picnic shit in the park next Sun. The first Sun. of the football season, I swear to god these assholes just want to suck every ounce of fucking joy out of my life.
 
So I think I might use my GameStop credit to buy the new Madden. I usually wait until the next year's Madden game comes out to get the one I want (I didn't get Madden 11 until Madden 12 came out), but I heard they revamped the system completely and that gets me excited. Plus, I've got football fever.

FIFA13 is also very tempting though...

I just found out my family set up some stupid picnic shit in the park next Sun. The first Sun. of the football season, I swear to god these assholes just want to suck every ounce of fucking joy out of my life.

You are just a bundle of sunshine, aren't ya?
 
So I think I might use my GameStop credit to buy the new Madden. I usually wait until the next year's Madden game comes out to get the one I want (I didn't get Madden 11 until Madden 12 came out), but I heard they revamped the system completely and that gets me excited. Plus, I've got football fever.

I played a demo, it wasn't bad, but it didn't feel like something I would want to pay $60 for. Of course I'm the guy who buys a new Madden like once every 4-5 yrs. & even then I typically just get the previous years as soon as the new on drops, I'll probably get Madden 12 & NHL 12 used soon, maybe those will be my Birthday present to myself this year.


You are just a bundle of sunshine, aren't ya?

They can do it on Sat. I don't care if I miss college football, I just don't want to miss NFL. speaking of which, don't forget we have a fantasy draft about 8 & 1/2 hrs.
 
Dude Justin don't get Madden 12, that game was terrible. Franchise is a mess, the running game is OP and it is almost impossible to pass over the middle because every linebacker has this uncanny ability to jump, with their back turned away from the ball, like a world class high jumper to knock down every pass.
 
I've had bacon, I just don't like it. Though I did have it on a sandwich recently and it was pretty good. It might be growing on me as something you add to a sandwich, but that's about it.
I'm the same with ketchup. I used to hate it. But now I can tolerate it on a few things, like hot dogs and fries. But not on burgers and only on certain kinds of fries.
 

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