Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

I guess my friend at work wasn't mad at me. She asked me today why I thought she was and then asked if I could stick around a bit as she hates being down there alone. I hate being down there on my day off, but since I'm the only person that sees her as a good worker I decided to stay. Even if it did cut into my Parks and Rec time (sorry Merk).

In other news my cat is so anti-social when it comes to laying with you. He refuses to sit with other people (usually). Either that or he secretly hates me.
 
I guess my friend at work wasn't mad at me. She asked me today why I thought she was and then asked if I could stick around a bit as she hates being down there alone. I hate being down there on my day off, but since I'm the only person that sees her as a good worker I decided to stay. Even if it did cut into my Parks and Rec time (sorry Merk).

Put your penis in her mouth.

In other news my cat is so anti-social when it comes to laying with you. He refuses to sit with other people (usually). Either that or he secretly hates me.

Of course your cat hates you, it wants to kill you. And everyone.
 
Put your penis in her mouth.

I don't think that is gonna happen. I don't want a fling. I thought maybe I did but I came to my senses on that one. Plus she is afraid that if we sleep together it is going to ruin our friendship. I'm the only person around here that she trusts and she doesn't want to lose that as she would be the one who would end the fling. There is definitely sexual tension between us. And too think my mom wants me to ask her to move in once my roommate leaves for school and I'll need a new roomie. She is interested because she doesn't want to move to NC and wants to stay here. Oh what a tangled web that is weaved.

Of course your cat hates you, it wants to kill you. And everyone.

My cat doesn't want to kill me. He is a sweetheart. He just hates cuddling up with me. Story of my life haha.

I believe it's unanimous. You have to fuck her Theo.

Like I said above it likely isn't happening. Trust me it would've if we didn't hit it off so well and became such good friends. Curse me being so damn likable and trustworthy.
 
If you honestly want a friendship with her, the last thing you should do is let her move in.

I really don't care who lives with me as long as they help around the house and pay the pills. And I can't really say that about my best friend. Sure he gives me his paychecks from his part time job but those barely cover the bills and he doesn't contribute at all around the house unless I physically tell him. Plus he owes me a good chunk of money to begin with. And no matter how much I get on his case about it, I don't see any of it.

Plus this girl isn't going to want to live here. She likes things clean and while the place ain't dirty it isn't exactly spotless. No chance she'd move her. I'm not even sure why my mom (my boss) would even bring the idea up.
 
Kinda sucks its starting on the 8th. My birthday is the 9th and I'll be indisposed that weekend.

Well each round is 5 days long, so if you get your initial arguments out on the 8th then you'll have a few days to defend them once you sober up.

I don't think that is gonna happen. I don't want a fling. I thought maybe I did but I came to my senses on that one. Plus she is afraid that if we sleep together it is going to ruin our friendship. I'm the only person around here that she trusts and she doesn't want to lose that as she would be the one who would end the fling. There is definitely sexual tension between us. And too think my mom wants me to ask her to move in once my roommate leaves for school and I'll need a new roomie. She is interested because she doesn't want to move to NC and wants to stay here. Oh what a tangled web that is weaved.

You got friendzoned. It happens to the best of us. Pretty much describes all my high school relationships.

I understand that not wanting a fling thing. I've been going back and forth with what I want my romantic prospects to be this year in Boston. There's a girl I really like, but we're both graduating in May and we'll probably go our separate ways, so what's the point of getting serious?

My cat doesn't want to kill me. He is a sweetheart. He just hates cuddling up with me. Story of my life haha.

All cats want all humans dead, always.
 
You got friendzoned. It happens to the best of us. Pretty much describes all my high school relationships.

Friend zone is pretty much any of the relationships I have with women. It's crazy considering this girl at work pretty much hates her so called "friends". I'm one of the few people that she actually tells stuff too. I know more than I should about this girl. She is actually the only person (male or female) that has taken me up on the offering of talking if they ever need to.

And of course you know about the girl from last summer. We're still in touch though I try not to be as she seems to only come around when she wants to feel needed by someone (me) and not want the whole relationship. She wants to feel important but doesn't want the whole thing. If that makes sense.

And then the waitress. Didn't get friend zoned, just got fucked over. Had a date set. We were gonna go see fireworks and go to dinner and apparently she was stoked and then the next day she is in a relationship. Yeah, awesome.

Can't catch a break it seems. It would probably be a hell of a lot easier to meet women if I actually drove and went places. I'm pretty much either at home, working, or at the bar and grill down the street.
 
I guess my friend at work wasn't mad at me. She asked me today why I thought she was and then asked if I could stick around a bit as she hates being down there alone. I hate being down there on my day off, but since I'm the only person that sees her as a good worker I decided to stay. Even if it did cut into my Parks and Rec time (sorry Merk).

The only way that is ever excusable is if you're giving her a facial... with your penis.

In other news my cat is so anti-social when it comes to laying with you. He refuses to sit with other people (usually). Either that or he secretly hates me.

I think my cat might be the most sociable cat on Earth, he constantly has to be around people, & is never afraid to jump up on lap & curl up for some good petting. He also likes to join in on sex, which can be & has been a problem in the past.
 
I don't know what happened but all of my Art of Wrestling podcasts are gone. I had all but the last 4 on my ipod and they got deleted. Have to re download them all :(
 

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