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Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread


Yeah, cry me a river. You came to the wrong thread if you want to find sympathy for an injured Patriot.

One of my friends is a huge Pats fan, and we love making fun of Gronkowski's intelligence (or lack thereof) together. It unifies us in spite of the fact that our teams are rivals.

Apparently Dolph Ziggler will be at my radio station today. Hopefully I don't miss him while I'm in this class. Even though I'm not the biggest fan of the guy, it'll be cool to see him up close and in person.

I remember Maria talking about him in her YouShoot interview and saying he was an okay guy, kind of funny, but I got the feeling that she saw him as an annoying little brother type. Maybe you can confirm that for me.
 
Yeah, cry me a river. You came to the wrong thread if you want to find sympathy for an injured Patriot.

One of my friends is a huge Pats fan, and we love making fun of Gronkowski's intelligence (or lack thereof) together. It unifies us in spite of the fact that our teams are rivals.

Come on brah. He is just like partying and trying to get bitches and just live life bro. Don't hate that bro. Just kick back, drink a few brewskis with him and his broskis and embrace his douchbag lifestyle bro.

Fuck I hate myself.
 
Just watching the first match of SurSer. Anyone mind if I indulge in some fantasy booking? Don't bother answering, I'm going to anyway.

On Raw Airstrike and Rey/Cara come out, talk about Surviving and beating PTP and The Colons in the process. They think that merits a shot at the tag team titles, and what's more they want it at TLC. Cue Rhodes Scholars they gripe about how they lost their title match because one of their team members got injured. The faces think they've got a point, so suggest Hell No vs Airstrike vs Rhodes Scholars vs Rey/Cara. Rhodes Scholars still don't like this. Cue Hell No, they obviously don't think that's a good idea and do their comedy bit. Cue an authority figure. 8/6 man (depending on Cody's health) tag match is booked. Hell No and RS vs Airstrike and Cara/Rey. Winning team gets to decide the match and stipulation at TLC. Faces win, they want a ladder match. Would be a fun match to have on the card, gives the guys in the match a stage to show off their abilities and signifies that WWE want attention to be given to the tag division by giving it one of the 'ME' slots.
 
Just watching the first match of SurSer. Anyone mind if I indulge in some fantasy booking? Don't bother answering, I'm going to anyway.

On Raw Airstrike and Rey/Cara come out, talk about Surviving and beating PTP and The Colons in the process. They think that merits a shot at the tag team titles, and what's more they want it at TLC. Cue Rhodes Scholars they gripe about how they lost their title match because one of their team members got injured. The faces think they've got a point, so suggest Hell No vs Airstrike vs Rhodes Scholars vs Rey/Cara. Rhodes Scholars still don't like this. Cue Hell No, they obviously don't think that's a good idea and do their comedy bit. Cue an authority figure. 8/6 man (depending on Cody's health) tag match is booked. Hell No and RS vs Airstrike and Cara/Rey. Winning team gets to decide the match and stipulation at TLC. Faces win, they want a ladder match. Would be a fun match to have on the card, gives the guys in the match a stage to show off their abilities and signifies that WWE want attention to be given to the tag division by giving it one of the 'ME' slots.

A tweak: Kane thinks it's a great idea, Daniel Bryan thinks it's a terrible idea. I like when they disagree.
 
Taking a train home tomorrow!

At 6:15 AM...

Which means I need to be out the door by 5:45 AM to make sure I give myself time to get to the station on time.

Oh well, it'll be nice to go home for the first time since early September, see my family, eat some good food, and get a replacement for my XBox considering this one won't even start up.
 
How does one go about fixing an Xbox?

and the little factoid I just dropped on you about the blood getting on the knuckles should be the clincher on buying this bad boy. lol
 
How does one go about fixing an Xbox?

One goes about by trying every possible combination of things that looks like it will work, and eventually finds out that the fact you left the plug for charging your controller in the USB port is what was causing your power adapter to shit the bed.

and the little factoid I just dropped on you about the blood getting on the knuckles should be the clincher on buying this bad boy. lol

You had me weeks ago when you were talking about how you could make your own shows and I decided to bring back WWECW. That and the fact that I can download Saxton and Saboteur and make them WWE Tag Team Champions.
 
Staying up all night in an attempt to sleep on the train was probably not a great idea. I'm pretty good about sleeping in just about any situation, but trains provide a particular challenge. The extra legroom an Acela train provides you is a mixed blessing since one of my favorite techniques is to lean on the seat in front of me and sleep that way, but now the seat is to far away and leaning forward is very awkward. I've been rocking the coat-pillow on the tray technique for most of the ride.

Still, it was nice to be reunited with my XBox after so many days of a self-imposed video game fast. I didn't get around much, just played Ultimate Team Mode in Madden, but had a blast. Made some upgrades to my O-line, D-line (Geno Atkins FTW), and I padded my reserves for when my players contracts run out (Miles Austins will be replaced by Jeremy Maclin eventually). I still desperately need a running back after Ryan Matthews just ran out of contracts and I'm using Ben Tate again.

Justin, you'll be pleased to know that Randall "It's Cobberin' Time" Cobb has made his way onto my team as my 4th WR (behind Greg Jennings, Miles Austin, and Devry Henderson), and he is kicking all sorts of ass. In the last game I played he had something like 4 receptions for 70 yards, including one huge 3rd down conversion where he dove for the ball and rolled his way past the first down line to convert. I'd move him up to the the nickel option, but he's doing so good at dime that I can't bring myself to do it! I get about 300 YPG in the air every game (which is great considering the short quarters), and the yardage is split pretty evenly between my 4 WRs and 2 TE threats (Greg Olson and Chris Cooley. Yeah, Chris Cooley.). I'm excited to see what will happen when I get an elite QB under center instead of Ryan Fitzpatrick. I have Alex Smith waiting in reserves, but I'm not too keen on him either. If I get my team up to a 92 overall I can play for a Joe Montana card. I want that card.
 
Staying up all night in an attempt to sleep on the train was probably not a great idea. I'm pretty good about sleeping in just about any situation, but trains provide a particular challenge. The extra legroom an Acela train provides you is a mixed blessing since one of my favorite techniques is to lean on the seat in front of me and sleep that way, but now the seat is to far away and leaning forward is very awkward. I've been rocking the coat-pillow on the tray technique for most of the ride.

Still, it was nice to be reunited with my XBox after so many days of a self-imposed video game fast. I didn't get around much, just played Ultimate Team Mode in Madden, but had a blast. Made some upgrades to my O-line, D-line (Geno Atkins FTW), and I padded my reserves for when my players contracts run out (Miles Austins will be replaced by Jeremy Maclin eventually). I still desperately need a running back after Ryan Matthews just ran out of contracts and I'm using Ben Tate again.

Justin, you'll be pleased to know that Randall "It's Cobberin' Time" Cobb has made his way onto my team as my 4th WR (behind Greg Jennings, Miles Austin, and Devry Henderson), and he is kicking all sorts of ass. In the last game I played he had something like 4 receptions for 70 yards, including one huge 3rd down conversion where he dove for the ball and rolled his way past the first down line to convert. I'd move him up to the the nickel option, but he's doing so good at dime that I can't bring myself to do it! I get about 300 YPG in the air every game (which is great considering the short quarters), and the yardage is split pretty evenly between my 4 WRs and 2 TE threats (Greg Olson and Chris Cooley. Yeah, Chris Cooley.). I'm excited to see what will happen when I get an elite QB under center instead of Ryan Fitzpatrick. I have Alex Smith waiting in reserves, but I'm not too keen on him either. If I get my team up to a 92 overall I can play for a Joe Montana card. I want that card.

I skipped over the first two paragraphs & just read the 3rd one, & though you were talking about having him on one of your fantasy teams, which left me thinking "why the fuck is he not like your #1 or 2 at this point?" Then when I saw names like Cooley & Joe Montana come up I it made more sense. I hope you at least have him as your PR/KR guy.

I got a call reminding me I have a dentist appointment tomorrow *groan*. Oh well, LCS should be open by the time they're finished with my filling, so I can stock up on new books. I just put together my pull list for this week I got like 7 books. Fuck Marvel & their obsession with double shipping, I was going to continue to read the new Deadpool series, but it's being double shipped & I can't afford to keep adding double shipped books to my pull list, that shit gets expensive.
 
I skipped over the first two paragraphs & just read the 3rd one, & though you were talking about having him on one of your fantasy teams, which left me thinking "why the fuck is he not like your #1 or 2 at this point?" Then when I saw names like Cooley & Joe Montana come up I it made more sense. I hope you at least have him as your PR/KR guy.

He is my PR and lead KR, but Rogers-Cromartie gets a fair share of KR time too.

I got a call reminding me I have a dentist appointment tomorrow *groan*. Oh well, LCS should be open by the time they're finished with my filling, so I can stock up on new books. I just put together my pull list for this week I got like 7 books. Fuck Marvel & their obsession with double shipping, I was going to continue to read the new Deadpool series, but it's being double shipped & I can't afford to keep adding double shipped books to my pull list, that shit gets expensive.

Brush your goddamn teeth and you wouldn't have to get so many fillings!
 
Brush your goddamn teeth and you wouldn't have to get so many fillings!

I think this is suppose to be the 5th & final one for now. After this I'm not scheduling any appointments until next year, when I'll actually have dental insurance. Paying for all this shit out of pocket has cost me a fucking fortune.

And I do brush my teeth... most of the time, sometimes I fall asleep & forget though.
 
When CM Punk started picking up clean wins against headliners a year ago, I knew this day would come. My boy has finally made it. My eyes are perspiring.

Next stop: Super Ambrose!

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Anything but Super Rollins. God. He's attempts to make for a lack of personality by dying a patch of his hair blond and banging his head around during his entrance. He's getting worse, I swear.
 
So I was right, huh? Rollins is the one with the ******ed hair. Obviously Ambrose is the guy Coco posted above. So who's the third puppeteer?
 
So I was right, huh? Rollins is the one with the ******ed hair. Obviously Ambrose is the guy Coco posted above. So who's the third puppeteer?

I assume you're talking about Roman Reigns. He's the son of one of the Wild Samoans.
 
Anything but Super Rollins. God. He's attempts to make for a lack of personality by dying a patch of his hair blond and banging his head around during his entrance. He's getting worse, I swear.
Bitch Spasms might be annoying, but his FCW/NXT work is a godsend for those of us who had to sit through the lengthy ROH outings of Tyler Bland. The WWE style and agents are the best thing that's ever happened to him.
 

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