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Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

*JGlass looks up*

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Yeah, I'm definitely going to avoid crossing any streets today, just in case.

Naturally, curiosity meant that I had to Google it. I'm afraid of touching any part of my body now in case it caves in.

Hi, by the way.

You poor fool. Though now I am kind of interested as to why seeing holey patterns makes us uncomfortable. I wonder if it's some sort of genetic trigger or human instinct that makes us anxious when we see holes.

And hi.

After Sams video plays, is anyone else seeing a tile for 'Top 10 Lion Attacks on Humans' or is that just me?

Hahaha whaaat? No, all I see are a bunch of clips from Whose Line is it Anyway?
 
I'm listening to the new Green Day album, ¡Dos!, and it's surprisingly good. A few mediocre tracks, but most of them are pretty catchy and very enjoyable. I recommend checking it out.
 
Really Pancake, you want my top RB for a #2 WR (at best)? I sent you a counter offer Forte/R. Bush for ADP/Jordy. You get one great RB & a solid #2 RB, as well as some much needed depth at RB, & I get a great RB & a decent flex option. Also keep in mind that if you accept you won't be able to use R. Bush this week, but I wouldn't be able to use ADP, in fact I would be taking a fairly hit at RB for this week, as you would be taking my best RB. I leave the decision in your hands friend, I probably won't be home until late tonight so this is gonna likely be my last offer.
 
I'm listening to the new Green Day album, ¡Dos!, and it's surprisingly good. A few mediocre tracks, but most of them are pretty catchy and very enjoyable. I recommend checking it out.

I'm waiting for my friend to buy it so I can borrow it & add to to my iTunes. There was a lot of stuff that came out this week, new Soundgarden, new Green Day, & new Deftones.
 
Really Pancake, you want my top RB for a #2 WR (at best)? I sent you a counter offer Forte/R. Bush for ADP/Jordy. You get one great RB & a solid #2 RB, as well as some much needed depth at RB, & I get a great RB & a decent flex option. Also keep in mind that if you accept you won't be able to use R. Bush this week, but I wouldn't be able to use ADP, in fact I would be taking a fairly hit at RB for this week, as you would be taking my best RB. I leave the decision in your hands friend, I probably won't be home until late tonight so this is gonna likely be my last offer.

Ahhh, now there's the, "Fuck you, all this shit is mine!" competitive spirit I like to see!
 
Ahhh, now there's the, "Fuck you, all this shit is mine!" competitive spirit I like to see!

You should have seen a deal Stormy offered me in the baseball league, it basically boiled down to him giving me three guys that were pretty much done for the year for my best 3 players.
 
You poor fool. Though now I am kind of interested as to why seeing holey patterns makes us uncomfortable. I wonder if it's some sort of genetic trigger or human instinct that makes us anxious when we see holes.

Of course all those pics are shopped, but how would you react if you met someone who really had all that shit going on with their skin? I think I'd get the urge to run my finger across it, the same way I get the urge to rub pregnant women's bellies (though I've never actually done this, just want to).

I'm waiting for my friend to buy it so I can borrow it & add to to my iTunes. There was a lot of stuff that came out this week, new Soundgarden, new Green Day, & new Deftones.

New Deftones album is bliss.
 
You should have seen a deal Stormy offered me in the baseball league, it basically boiled down to him giving me three guys that were pretty much done for the year for my best 3 players.

That's what we call trade raping. There should be some support groups you can join, but luckily you were only attempted trade raped.

Of course all those pics are shopped, but how would you react if you met someone who really had all that shit going on with their skin? I think I'd get the urge to run my finger across it, the same way I get the urge to rub pregnant women's bellies (though I've never actually done this, just want to).

For the dude with the lotus pod growing out of his shoulder... I'd just want to yank it off and see what happened.

Oh man those pictures were nasty.
 
So over the last week I ran out of work, am being thrown out of my house at the end of this month as a result, got blind drunk thrown out of and barred from a few pubs in what I guess was my local area, including a Wetherspoons, not bad at all. Worst of all though I was unable to RP for the battle royal, not that I'd have won or anything, but I did have a few funny ideas in mind for it.
 
I'm listening to the new Green Day album, ¡Dos!, and it's surprisingly good. A few mediocre tracks, but most of them are pretty catchy and very enjoyable. I recommend checking it out.

I can't get enough of Oh Love at the moment. There's not been many Green Day songs I've enjoyed since American Idiot but it has a really cool vibe.

I'm waiting for my friend to buy it so I can borrow it & add to to my iTunes. There was a lot of stuff that came out this week, new Soundgarden, new Green Day, & new Deftones.

This is great news. I had no idea there was one in the works!

Edit - Here's the lion video too.
 
So over the last week I ran out of work, am being thrown out of my house at the end of this month as a result, got blind drunk thrown out of and barred from a few pubs in what I guess was my local area, including a Wetherspoons, not bad at all. Worst of all though I was unable to RP for the battle royal, not that I'd have won or anything, but I did have a few funny ideas in mind for it.

Well that blows. Any idea where you're going to go from here?

I can't get enough of Oh Love at the moment. There's not been many Green Day songs I've enjoyed since American Idiot but it has a really cool vibe.

I don't think I've enjoyed a Green Day song since Nimrod. Warning had a few good tracks I guess.

Edit - Here's the lion video too.


People are fucking stupid. "Here's a great idea, let's get in a cage with 8 wild beasts that are about 20 times stronger than any one of us and hope that our training is enough to kill their killer instincts. If they try to attack us we'll protect ourselves with water, and probably piss off all the other lions."

Seriously, those circus people probably deserved to get attacked by lions for being so fucking stupid. Natural selection baby.
 
Well that blows. Any idea where you're going to go from here?

Not back to Wetherspoons thats for sure.

House wise, dunno really, probably go back to the parents for a bit, or cash in a few favours elsewhere until I decide what to do. Surprisingly liberating really, whereas other people would worry I just reckon its stuff thats no longer keeping me around here, might just apply for a massive overdraft and a couple of credit cards and fuck off somewhere for a good long while, if I dont tell them about my work situation they'll give me both.
 
I'm gonna take a minute to be all sad. I should be leaving for Indianapolis right about now to spend the weekend with some friends and then catch Survivor Series Sunday, but I had to sell my ticket to buy my plane ticket to fly out to Arizona last month. I am le sad
 
I'm gonna take a minute to be all sad. I should be leaving for Indianapolis right about now to spend the weekend with some friends and then catch Survivor Series Sunday, but I had to sell my ticket to buy my plane ticket to fly out to Arizona last month. I am le sad

Well, Survivor Series was destined to suck anyway, so you shouldn't feel TOO bad.
 
I think it's hilarious that Hostess employees decided to strike & as a result of their greed they are now all unemployed.

Also Hostess has said they're making all their recipes & the names of their snack cakes available to whomever wants them.
 
I think it's hilarious that Hostess employees decided to strike & as a result of their greed they are now all unemployed.

Actually Hostess has been mismanaged for years, which is why the employees were striking. The executives of the company had brought in venture capitalist firms to sell off parts of the company and were cutting employee pay while padding their own. For some reason this story has been spun to make the union look like the bad guy when really this is an issue of corporate greed killing the industry.

Also Hostess has said they're making all their recipes & the names of their snack cakes available to whomever wants them.

Why make them when you can buy them? They're going to sell off the licensing for all their products to food companies able to produce them. Really the only thing that will change because of this is the fact that we'll be seeing Twinkies made by Kraft or Duchess or something instead of Hostess. Oh, and those 18,000 jobs or something will be distributed amongst whatever companies pick up the Hostess recipes.

Get the trademark to any name, set for life...

Nah, it's really just Twinkies. I'm pretty sure Woody Harrelson wasn't running all over Creation looking for Devil Dogs.
 
Happy Birthday, Mr Glass.

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From the Ivory Tower
 
There are people yelling outside my window at 9:00 on a Saturday morning. What is this shit?

I actually know exactly what it is, it's some sorority boot camp shit where they get dudes in the ROTC to come and act as Drill Sargent while they exercise. Why they have to do it in the middle of a bunch of dorms is the real mystery.
 
Why make them when you can buy them? They're going to sell off the licensing for all their products to food companies able to produce them.

That's what I meant, when I said they were making the recipes & names available.


Really the only thing that will change because of this is the fact that we'll be seeing Twinkies made by Kraft or Duchess or something instead of Hostess.

I think if Kraft was interested in getting into the snack cake game they would have bought Hostess outright a long time ago. I have no fucking idea who the hell Duchess is.

Oh, and those 18,000 jobs or something will be distributed amongst whatever companies pick up the Hostess recipes.

A few of them maybe, but most of those people are just plain fucked right now. If a company like Little Debbie picks up the recipes & name rights, they already make their own versions of most of Hostess snack cakes so they'll likely just slap the newly acquired names on the boxes & that will be that. They won't need to hire all those people.
 

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