Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[JGlass]

Surely that picture is from before your time, JGlass. Before the expansion from the Triad/Horseman to NJexus

Nope, it's from IC25's 30th birthday party, which I was in attendance for. I guess they took that picture before I got there.

 

[Cereal Killer]

So.....who was in the triad? Lol

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Nope, it's from IC25's 30th birthday party, which I was in attendance for. I guess they took that picture before I got there.

Aye, that we did. The revelation of me having a jacket was provocation for immeadiate photography

 

[Mighty NorCal]

So.....who was in the triad? Lol

The Jersey Triad is me, IC, and D-Man

 

[Kermit]

Your match thread sure does have some good looking RPs. Also, I highly enjoyed the roulette penguin reference in your's and Doc's recent RPs.

 

[Барбоса]

I did like my use of a RP to state that Barbosa had no interest in the match I was RPing for.

It's like I have too much time on my hands...

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Dat RP... I wasn't sure if referencing real life was going to payoff for you, but you worked it brother. And I imagine that writing it may have been a bit of a cathartic experience for you.

Yeah, like JGlass said, that was a hell of an RP. I hope it goes down well in the creative section because it deserves to.

On that note, I'm fairly happy with my RP. I don't think it's strong enough to win, but hopefully it'll give me a good performance in the match.

Much appreciated fellas.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I just read Yaz's RP, and I really liked it. Nice job, bud -- that was one of the better RPs in the thread, if not the best one in there. Aside from that, I've only read a handful of RPs, but I've liked most of them. JGlass and Doc's RPs kicked all kinds of ass.

I liked my own RP too, but I'll have to see if anybody will give me some feedback, so I can get some fresh eyes on it. I highly doubt I beat Showtime, but I'm still really happy with my RP -- it'll give me something to keep working with in the future.

Oh stop it you.

I haven't gotten around to reading any of the other RPs just yet. I'm sure yours is solid as usual. It sounds like Doc and Jiggly Wiggly came as strong as they usually do. Having worked the last couple PPVs with them, you learn quick that as a team they are close to unbeatable when they bring it.

 

[JGlass]

Your match thread sure does have some good looking RPs. Also, I highly enjoyed the roulette penguin reference in your's and Doc's recent RPs.

I think that was Doc's RP for our match at Apocalypse where Saboteur had a flashback when facing The Penguin as played by Mikey Stormrage. That was one of the moments Doc and I got really excited for in our planning stage.

We've been having a lot of fun referencing old WZCW characters, angles, and moments. It's good to see our readers are enjoying it too.

I did like my use of a RP to state that Barbosa had no interest in the match I was RPing for.

It's like I have too much time on my hands...

Eh, I get it. It's not about winning the match, it's about kicking S.H.I.T.'s ass. It could be like when MVP eliminated himself so he could keep kicking Miz's ass that one time.

Oh stop it you.

I haven't gotten around to reading any of the other RPs just yet. I'm sure yours is solid as usual. It sounds like Doc and Jiggly Wiggly came as strong as they usually do. Having worked the last couple PPVs with them, you learn quick that as a team they are close to unbeatable when they bring it.

Thanks buddy! We like to think so.

 

[Барбоса]

Eh, I get it. It's not about winning the match, it's about kicking S.H.I.T.'s ass. It could be like when MVP eliminated himself so he could keep kicking Miz's ass that one time.

Or Savage jumping over the top rope during the Rumble to continue beating the shit out of Jake the Snake.

 

[The Crock]

What would a normal "planning stage" for you and Doc be, Jiggles? Theo and I used to plan out a way to tie our two RPs together into one big story, but it was largely up to the individual to fill in the blanks.

 

[JGlass]

What would a normal "planning stage" for you and Doc be, Jiggles? Theo and I used to plan out a way to tie our two RPs together into one big story, but it was largely up to the individual to fill in the blanks.

We go on Skype and figure out the story we're going to tell, decide who is going to write what and what important moments to include and jokes we can use, and then we're pretty much good to go. If one of us thinks of something during the week we either text or flag each other down on Skype, and we share our RPs on posting day.

 

[The Doctor]

Sometimes we go overboard and end up planning the end of Saboteur's career in a massive, universe-destroying, fourth-wall shattering moment.

That was an odd evening.

 

[The Crock]

Sometimes we go overboard and end up planning the end of Saboteur's career in a massive, universe-destroying, fourth-wall shattering moment.

That was an odd evening.

Sounds like one hell of an adventure.

 

[JGlass]

Sometimes we go overboard and end up planning the end of Saboteur's career in a massive, universe-destroying, fourth-wall shattering moment.

That was an odd evening.

You spelled AWESOME wrong. Though I wish I saved that conversation, it was pretty hilarious. I'm pretty sure something happened where God lost an arm wrestling contest to Sylvester Stalone and crushed the WZCW universe after Saboteur wrestled with JGlass.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I love Heath Miller but he's going to be the death of me tonight. I'll put it like this. I'm against him in my Yahoo league and I have him in one of my ESPN leagues.

He scores 3.7 points or less: Yahoo = W, ESPN = L
He scores between 3.7 and 8 points: Yahoo = L, ESPN = L
He scores more than 8 points: Yahoo = L, ESPN, W

I don't know what the tiebreaker situation is if it arises, but I hope it doesn't come down to that. Fuck Joe Flacco.

 

[The Doctor]

You spelled AWESOME wrong. Though I wish I saved that conversation, it was pretty hilarious. I'm pretty sure something happened where God lost an arm wrestling contest to Sylvester Stalone and crushed the WZCW universe after Saboteur wrestled with JGlass.

I think I could probably find the conversation log if I looked through my Skype history enough. I could post it, but would it count as spoilers?

 

[JGlass]

I think I could probably find the conversation log if I looked through my Skype history enough. I could post it, but would it count as spoilers?

I don't think so, but I'd put in Spoiler tags anyway lulz. And make sure you take out all the parts where I say how terrible everything in WZCW is.

 

[nightmare]

You spelled AWESOME wrong. Though I wish I saved that conversation, it was pretty hilarious. I'm pretty sure something happened where God lost an arm wrestling contest to Sylvester Stalone and crushed the WZCW universe after Saboteur wrestled with JGlass.

..... Why the hell did you not post that for shits and giggles?! That sounds bad ass.


Im still waiting for my lunchbox. I have money and no merchandise. This saddens me.



BTW, how did that interview go you were talking bout a while back?

 

[JGlass]

..... Why the hell did you not post that for shits and giggles?! That sounds bad ass.

It was. I hope Doc finds it because it was pretty hilarious.

Im still waiting for my lunchbox. I have money and no merchandise. This saddens me.

Saxton and Saboteur merchandise? You can buy it on WZCWshop.com!

BTW, how did that interview go you were talking bout a while back?

It went well, but this whole hiring process has been a bit trying. They should have their final decision for me by the end of the week.

 

[nightmare]

I hope it goes in your favor. It sounds like a fantastic opportunity. Whats the issue with the hiring process, they making you jump through various hoops?

 

[JGlass]

I hope it goes in your favor. It sounds like a fantastic opportunity. Whats the issue with the hiring process, they making you jump through various hoops?

Not really, it's just that every time I'm supposed to interview with them it gets rescheduled. The first time the lady had accidentally scheduled me for the next week, so it got delayed by a few hours. The second one was pushed back from a Friday to a Tuesday because the interviewers were busy. Then the third interview was just like, scheduled on the fly. Now I have one more interview for sometime this week, and that is probably going to be scheduled on the fly as well.

 

[nightmare]

Not really, it's just that every time I'm supposed to interview with them it gets rescheduled. The first time the lady had accidentally scheduled me for the next week, so it got delayed by a few hours. The second one was pushed back from a Friday to a Tuesday because the interviewers were busy. Then the third interview was just like, scheduled on the fly. Now I have one more interview for sometime this week, and that is probably going to be scheduled on the fly as well.

You should just have someone pretend to be your secretary and call them to schedule your own appointment. Throw them off their game. Also show up with a briefcase to the next one. I dont care if you fill it with a sandwich and comics, it adds mystery. Find one of those big ass cell phones from the 80's and you are good to go.

 

[The Doctor]

FOUND IT!

Spoiler

[10/2/2012 11:24:48 PM] Jonny G: man, if we ever feud again for silly reasons
[10/2/2012 11:24:52 PM] Jonny G: it should be about font color
[10/2/2012 11:25:04 PM] Matthew Jessup: Absolutely.
[10/2/2012 11:25:16 PM] Matthew Jessup: Winner gets to use Green match
[10/2/2012 11:25:40 PM] Jonny G: absolutely nobody but Saboteur understands what's at stake
[10/2/2012 11:26:09 PM] Jonny G: Saxton thinks it's about wearing green, and he just brought a green leisure suit he's dying to wear
[10/2/2012 11:27:04 PM] Matthew Jessup: Haha yes!
[10/2/2012 11:27:40 PM] Matthew Jessup: "Sucka, you don't even wear green except for on your kickpads! You can kick just fine with any color kickpads, but I need my green duds to be able to kick back, can you dig it?"
[10/2/2012 11:28:07 PM] Jonny G: THE TEXT IS GREEN! THE TEXT IS GREEN!
[10/2/2012 11:28:21 PM] Matthew Jessup: "The...text?"
[10/2/2012 11:28:23 PM] Jonny G: I told you to change the color display on your phone!
[10/2/2012 11:28:32 PM] Matthew Jessup: The camera pans to a hot dog stand
[10/2/2012 11:28:38 PM] Matthew Jessup: With a green logo
[10/2/2012 11:29:06 PM] Jonny G: Saboteur could start a petition backstage about font colors
[10/2/2012 11:29:28 PM] Jonny G: He'd converse with Titus about various font colors, and Titus will kinda understand but not really
[10/2/2012 11:29:55 PM] Matthew Jessup: Haha
[10/2/2012 11:30:05 PM] Matthew Jessup: Titus i think is the closest to understanding
[10/2/2012 11:30:14 PM] Jonny G: who runs WZCW now, Chris KO or Big Dave?
[10/2/2012 11:30:55 PM] Jonny G: either way, Saboteur would barge into their office and attempt to explain his conundrum
[10/2/2012 11:31:48 PM] Jonny G: I'm imagining such a great exchange
[10/2/2012 11:32:14 PM] Jonny G: Saboteur would tell them that they only know what they say because the font says so
[10/2/2012 11:32:15 PM] Matthew Jessup: Big Dave, I think
[10/2/2012 11:32:31 PM] Jonny G: then Dave would say, we know what I'm saying it because we're talking right now
[10/2/2012 11:32:37 PM] Jonny G: Saboteur: You've never talked in your life!
[10/2/2012 11:32:43 PM] Jonny G: We're talking right now!
[10/2/2012 11:32:52 PM] Jonny G: Big Dave talks louder and louder as the conversation goes on.
[10/2/2012 11:33:04 PM] Jonny G: Saboteur: Hey! Whose side are you on anyway?
[10/2/2012 11:33:10 PM] Jonny G: Big Dave: Who are you talking to now?!
[10/2/2012 11:33:14 PM] Jonny G: Saboteur: I'M NOT TALKING!
[10/2/2012 11:33:26 PM] Matthew Jessup: LOL
[10/2/2012 11:33:31 PM] Matthew Jessup: Oh man that'd be fantastic
[10/2/2012 11:37:41 PM] Matthew Jessup: Great way to write him out, too, since he'd just be crazy and then get arrested for the pizza murder
[10/2/2012 11:37:55 PM] Jonny G: actually I was thinking that would be a great heel turn
[10/2/2012 11:38:00 PM] Jonny G: let Saxton win the feud
[10/2/2012 11:38:20 PM] Matthew Jessup: Hmm, that'd be a good way to lead into it yes
[10/2/2012 11:38:28 PM] Jonny G: Saboteur becomes selectively mute and Garrett reads notes Saboteur writes for him for every RP
[10/2/2012 11:38:48 PM] Jonny G: Saboteur's ultimate goal becomes to prove that WZCW isn't real
[10/2/2012 11:39:05 PM] Jonny G: that it's a fantasy world created by online dorks
[10/2/2012 11:39:12 PM] Matthew Jessup: Oh my god, I need this to happen now.
[10/2/2012 11:39:23 PM] Matthew Jessup: But I don't want to break up the team for a while
[10/2/2012 11:39:31 PM] Matthew Jessup: But this has to happen eventually, you could do so much with it
[10/2/2012 11:39:59 PM] Jonny G: Garrett: What if I told you that Action Saxton is actually a nerdy white kid from Ohio, Hunter Kravinoff is a theater major from Canada, and Barbosa is a history professor from Ireland
[10/2/2012 11:40:23 PM] Jonny G: Garrett would make little comments to Saboteur while reading it
[10/2/2012 11:40:37 PM] Jonny G: comment on misspellings, particularly crazy parts, stuff like that
[10/2/2012 11:40:48 PM] Matthew Jessup: Haha fantastic
[10/2/2012 11:41:55 PM] Jonny G: eventually I'd have to have Saboteur realize his own existence is fictional too...
[10/2/2012 11:42:53 PM] Matthew Jessup: Oh man
[10/2/2012 11:43:00 PM] Matthew Jessup: That's when things would get out of hand
[10/2/2012 11:43:21 PM] Jonny G: maybe he could believe that he's gone rogue
[10/2/2012 11:43:36 PM] Jonny G: but then Garrett tells him that it could just be that he's written to be thinking that he's gone rogue
[10/2/2012 11:43:55 PM] Jonny G: and then Saboteur does a series of random stuff that helps him conclude that he has indeed gone rogue on his own free will
[10/2/2012 11:44:45 PM] Matthew Jessup: Oh man
[10/2/2012 11:45:21 PM] Matthew Jessup: This should culminate in Jonny vs. Saboteur at Kingdom Come, which is actually taking place inside the mind of Leonard Pierce, who is the only WZCW wrestler to ever REALLY exist.
[10/2/2012 11:45:55 PM] Jonny G: LMAO
[10/2/2012 11:45:57 PM] Jonny G: I LOVE IT
[10/2/2012 11:46:08 PM] Jonny G: Kingdom Come would go off the air with the world exploding
[10/2/2012 11:46:28 PM] Jonny G: causing a chain reaction throughout the entire universe as a result of God blinkng
[10/2/2012 11:47:30 PM] Jonny G: Jesus: Is everything alright dad?
God: Sorry, had something in my eye. What were you saying?
Jesus: What do you want for lunch?
God: Something green...
[10/2/2012 11:48:18 PM] Matthew Jessup: hahaha
[10/2/2012 11:48:33 PM] Matthew Jessup: Either that or the show just cuts off halfway through the lyrics to Don't Stop Believin
[10/2/2012 11:48:41 PM] Jonny G: LMAO
[10/2/2012 11:49:12 PM] Matthew Jessup: So many possibilities
[10/2/2012 11:49:13 PM] Jonny G: dude
[10/2/2012 11:49:13 PM] Jonny G: this is so good
[10/2/2012 11:49:50 PM] Matthew Jessup: For real
[10/2/2012 11:50:05 PM] Jonny G: it would basically be a Charlie Kauffman movie
[10/2/2012 11:50:05 PM] Jonny G: but awful
[10/2/2012 11:50:21 PM] Matthew Jessup: LOL
[10/2/2012 11:50:37 PM] Jonny G: but also awesome
[10/2/2012 11:51:00 PM] Jonny G: I imagine at like, the climax of the match the ref is counting a pin, 1!!! 2!!!
[10/2/2012 11:51:23 PM] Jonny G: the camera zooms out to show Numbers sitting at his laptop
[10/2/2012 11:51:24 PM] Jonny G: typing
[10/2/2012 11:51:40 PM] Matthew Jessup: OH MY GOD
[10/2/2012 11:51:41 PM] Matthew Jessup: LOL
[10/2/2012 11:51:49 PM] Matthew Jessup: That's hilarious!
[10/2/2012 11:51:55 PM] Jonny G: Numbers: But he kicks out at 2 and three quarters! Saboteur gets his shoulder up!
[10/2/2012 11:52:01 PM] Jonny G: then there's a knock on his door
[10/2/2012 11:52:26 PM] Jonny G: it's Ty Burna, Ty Burna, and Ty _____
[10/2/2012 11:52:30 PM] Jonny G: the wrestler, the poster, the person
[10/2/2012 11:52:37 PM] Jonny G: they're forming a new stable!~
[10/2/2012 11:52:44 PM] Jonny G: interfering with the match
[10/2/2012 11:53:27 PM] Jonny G: then all of a sudden it starts raining
[10/2/2012 11:53:29 PM] Jonny G: frogs
[10/2/2012 11:53:33 PM] Jonny G: it's a biblical theme now
[10/2/2012 11:53:39 PM] Matthew Jessup: Hahaha
[10/2/2012 11:53:48 PM] Matthew Jessup: Is this where we start blasting Journey?
[10/2/2012 11:53:49 PM] Jonny G: the Tys, Numbers, Jonny, and Saboteur build an arc
[10/2/2012 11:53:58 PM] Jonny G: not even close
[10/2/2012 11:54:05 PM] Jonny G: 40 days and 40 nights they sail in a sea of frogs
[10/2/2012 11:54:19 PM] Jonny G: they run out of food and decide to eat one of the Tys
[10/2/2012 11:54:57 PM] Jonny G: the sea of frogs settles and goes away
[10/2/2012 11:55:08 PM] Jonny G: the planet is now ruled by frogs
[10/2/2012 11:55:26 PM] Jonny G: the frogs kill everyone but Saboteur, who finds the Statue of Liberty buried in the sand
[10/2/2012 11:55:36 PM] Jonny G: YOU MANIACS! YOU FINALLY DID IT! YOU BLEW IT ALL TO HELL!
[10/2/2012 11:55:41 PM] Matthew Jessup: LOL
[10/2/2012 11:55:45 PM] Jonny G: the statue of liberty opens her eyes
[10/2/2012 11:55:52 PM] Jonny G: she grants Saboteur one wish
[10/2/2012 11:56:07 PM] Jonny G: Saboteur's eyes water knowing that this is the single most important moment in the history of the world
[10/2/2012 11:56:13 PM] Jonny G: he wishes... for green text
[10/2/2012 11:56:30 PM] Jonny G: TIME WARP
[10/2/2012 11:56:37 PM] Jonny G: Saboteur and Saxton are wrestling
[10/2/2012 11:56:54 PM] Jonny G: Saxton goes for Black Lighting, but Saboteur dodges and rolls him up! 1-2-JOURNEY!
[10/2/2012 11:57:32 PM] Matthew Jessup: I LOVE IT
[10/2/2012 11:58:03 PM] Jonny G: then after 15 minutes of black they cut back to the announcers
[10/2/2012 11:58:15 PM] Jonny G: Seabass: That was literally the worst wrestling match I have ever seen.
[10/2/2012 11:58:25 PM] Jonny G: then the other one cries
[10/2/2012 11:59:15 PM] Matthew Jessup: This is veering into horror story
[10/2/2012 11:59:31 PM] Matthew Jessup: Soon you'll have a part where Austin Reynolds returns, only to be beheaded in the middle of the ring
[10/3/2012 12:01:08 AM] Jonny G: but then his head and body work without each other
[10/3/2012 12:01:17 AM] Jonny G: and then they feud
[10/3/2012 12:01:49 AM] Matthew Jessup: LOL
[10/3/2012 12:01:58 AM] Matthew Jessup: Ha ha! Now neither of us can win the title!
[10/3/2012 12:02:54 AM] Jonny G: Head: I'M MORE BLAND! I SAY THINGS OF LITTLE TO NO CONSEQUENCE!
[10/3/2012 12:03:23 AM] Jonny G: Body: No, I'M MORE BLAND! Without me you'd never fail to do anything interesting!
[10/3/2012 12:03:52 AM] Matthew Jessup: Special Guest Referee: Blade
[10/3/2012 12:04:08 AM] Matthew Jessup: Who is indirectly the cause of this because Saboteur picked up his nameplate and swung it at Reynolds.
[10/3/2012 12:06:26 AM] Jonny G: the nameplate went on to become WZCW Champion
[10/3/2012 12:06:37 AM] Jonny G: by pinning David Arquette
[10/3/2012 12:07:48 AM] Matthew Jessup: Hahahaha
[10/3/2012 12:08:11 AM] Matthew Jessup: So we're getting Killjoy to write this whole storyline, right?

 

[Ty Burna]

Doc edit my name out of that please.