Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread
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Peeing in the fountain. Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything.
How are those Cubs of yours doing?
They didn't finish last. Which at this point of my life as a Cubs fan is all I can ask for.
justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
Shoulda started James Jones in my flex, & Bradshaw instead of Brown at RB in the ESPN league. Oh well I won two of the three leagues this week.
Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
I've been making the worst calls this year. I gave up on Chris Johnson right when he has a respectable game.
justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
I'm 2-1 in both Yahoo leagues, & 1-2 in the ESPN league. My QB situation is killing me in that ESPN league.
Final Form Snyper.
GOAT Human Being
I thought you might enjoy this meme JGlass.
Thriller Ant
Beep Bop Boop
Dagger brings out the worst in me. I just posted non-spam
Little Jerry Lawler
Sigmund Freud On Ritalin And Roids
He still hasn't replied to me in that Punk Old School thread. Coward.
justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
LJL, you look like you could use a little more depth at RB in the ESPN league, Don't suppose you'd be interested in giving up one of your QBs & another player yet to be determined, for one of RBs & QBs?
Little Jerry Lawler
Sigmund Freud On Ritalin And Roids
Depends on what the player yet to be determined is. The only players I'm not parting with are Cruz and Miller.
justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
I was looking at Wayne, Moore, or Pettigrew. I'd give you Stafford & which ever RB you wanted for Rodgers & Wayne, but if that doesn't work for you, I'd also be willing to work out something for Flacco & one of the 3 names I mentioned.
Little Jerry Lawler
Sigmund Freud On Ritalin And Roids
Sounds intriguing. I'll let you know this afternoon and we'll work out something.
Little Jerry Lawler
Sigmund Freud On Ritalin And Roids
How about Flacco and Moore for Stafford and Turner?
Of course he was. And of course I will. Avengers vs. X-Men sounds great on paper, but I think we all knew it would fail in practice.
Out of curiosity, what happens in the end?
Since it comes out tomorrow.
If you know the basic story of the Decimation, then you know about the mutants. Cyclops thinks Hope has come as the Messiah, and the Phoenix is returning to come to Hope to restore the mutants because the Scarlet Hitler, er Scarlet Witch committed genocide against her own people.
Anywho, butt hurt Wolverine tells the Avengers that the Phoenix is coming, and it's bad, really, Wolverine comes across as an asshole. The Avengers show up with an army on Utopia, demand Hope, Cyclops says no.
Tony Stark makes an invention to "trap" the phoenix, lol, and Wolverine plots to kill Hope. Hope is ready to become the Phoenix, when surprise, Stark fucks up, splits the Phoenix into the Phoenix Five with Cyclops as the leader.
Cylops then goes onto create a fucking Utopia on earth.
So for AVX 12, Jean fucking Grey appears to Scott to tell him to let the Phoenix go. Cyclops gives us this fucking awesome monologue"All I wanted to do was change the world. To see my children grow up to be something other than time-traveling freedom fighters. To see mutants able to use their powers for more than just fighting killer robots. To usher in an era of peace. And I did. I made miracles. But somewhere along the way...I went off-track. Somewhere...." And then he begs them all to please kill him.
Scott lets the Phoenix go, and the Phoenix merges with Hope. The Phoenix then disappears around the world, reigniting the X Gene, proving that Cyclops was fucking right the entire time. Captain Facist, and Wolverine then proceed to arrest Cyclops because he murdered Professor X. According to Captain Asshole, because Charles X was one of the most honorable men he knew
Really? Really? Professor X, the guy that routinely mind wipes people that didn't see his way was honorable. Captain America arresting Cyclops for murder when Wolverine has killed countless people and the Scarlet Witch committed Genocide against her own species. Unfuckingbelieably bad by Marvel. Cyclops was possessed by Apocalypse, contained a sliver of the Void, and possessed by the Phoenix. He created a Utopia on Earth, but he becomes the bad guy in this.
It's amazing how piss poor this entire event went down, and I just fucking ranted.
Anywho, butt hurt Wolverine tells the Avengers that the Phoenix is coming, and it's bad, really, Wolverine comes across as an asshole. The Avengers show up with an army on Utopia, demand Hope, Cyclops says no.
Tony Stark makes an invention to "trap" the phoenix, lol, and Wolverine plots to kill Hope. Hope is ready to become the Phoenix, when surprise, Stark fucks up, splits the Phoenix into the Phoenix Five with Cyclops as the leader.
Cylops then goes onto create a fucking Utopia on earth.
So for AVX 12, Jean fucking Grey appears to Scott to tell him to let the Phoenix go. Cyclops gives us this fucking awesome monologue"All I wanted to do was change the world. To see my children grow up to be something other than time-traveling freedom fighters. To see mutants able to use their powers for more than just fighting killer robots. To usher in an era of peace. And I did. I made miracles. But somewhere along the way...I went off-track. Somewhere...." And then he begs them all to please kill him.
Scott lets the Phoenix go, and the Phoenix merges with Hope. The Phoenix then disappears around the world, reigniting the X Gene, proving that Cyclops was fucking right the entire time. Captain Facist, and Wolverine then proceed to arrest Cyclops because he murdered Professor X. According to Captain Asshole, because Charles X was one of the most honorable men he knew
Really? Really? Professor X, the guy that routinely mind wipes people that didn't see his way was honorable. Captain America arresting Cyclops for murder when Wolverine has killed countless people and the Scarlet Witch committed Genocide against her own species. Unfuckingbelieably bad by Marvel. Cyclops was possessed by Apocalypse, contained a sliver of the Void, and possessed by the Phoenix. He created a Utopia on Earth, but he becomes the bad guy in this.
It's amazing how piss poor this entire event went down, and I just fucking ranted.
Dowdsy McDowds
Sally was here
The first 7 seconds is what came to mind rather than the whole clip.
Screw it, I had to include at least 2 Cool Runnings clips.
Dowdsy McDowds
Sally was here
Watched it for the first time in ages the other day. Still as good as ever.
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