TheOneBigWill’s “take” on Night of Champions; July 26th, 2009
1. Unified Tag Team Championships: Chris Jericho & Mystery Partner © v. Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase Jr.:
Chris Jericho is out to bad mouth Edge before finally revealing who his “evil” teammate is; The Big Show! In my opinion, this new team won’t be and isn’t nearly as impressive and the tag team of Jericho & Edge. This is just a poor excuse to keep Jericho in some type of storyline, without allowing him to continue in the Main Event scene.. The worse thing is; Big Show was pulled from a match he was viewed to be the most dominate individual involved in the whole thing.
So, I suppose in storyline purpose Big Show accepted Jericho’s offer because an actual Championship was being “given” to him, as opposed to one he’d still have had to earn in the end. This match wasn’t much more than a squash match each time Big Show happened to be in the ring, and it seems now that Jericho and Big Show will be similar to X-Pac and Kane in the fact that Show will be the dominate (hard to beat) partner, while Jericho will be the mouth and individual who almost always picks up the cheap victory in the end.
Speaking of which, the ending of this match surprisingly enough was with DiBiase & Rhodes finally finding a way to take Big Show off his feet.. Only to have Jericho hit a Code Breaker, allowing Show to choke-out DiBiase to pick up the victory.
Am I impressed? No. Will I care about this tag team? No. Am I happy the lack-luster team of Priceless didn’t once again gain the Championships? Yes, actually.. And the reason why is because Rhodes & DiBiase don’t deserve them. Just because they’re apart of a group that’s being focused on, doesn’t mean they need to be focused on.
2. E.C.W Championship: Tommy Dreamer © v. Christian:
Is it just me, or has the trio of Dreamer, Christian and Swagger been involved in the Championship matches for E.C.W since March of this year? They need to switch it up, because the outcomes aren’t being questioned anymore. With Swagger being moved to Raw, and most of the talent that would’ve/should’ve been considered a top contender also no longer on E.C.W, this is what we get.. Again, and again, and again.
I don’t know how to describe this match, so much more than to say its just like every other match they’ve had on Superstars, on E.C.W, and the previous Pay per view.. All with the exception that this match didn’t have an interrupted finish, and Dreamer’s run was just what everyone felt it was.. A one time wonder. He retained in a Scramble match a few weeks ago, but wasn’t so lucky tonight as Christian has once again found himself the Champion of the 3rd rate show. The finish came when Christian went for the Unprettier, or whatever he’s calling it now, only for it to be reversed into an attempted Dreamer DDT that was reversed yet again, into Christian’s finisher for the victory.
So, what’s this mean? Christian v. Kozlov? Possibly. Summerslam will likely feature either that match, or possibly Christian v. Benjamin, considering Benjamin less than 2 weeks ago defeated Christian via pinfall.
3. United States Championship: Six-Pack Challenge: Kofi Kingston © v. Jack Swagger v. M.V.P v. The Miz v. Carlito v. Primo:
With Big Show being removed, yet no one making reference to it until AFTER Primo comes out, it just seems more like the Company really dropped the ball on trying to put thought into who Jericho’s partner was going to be. With that being said, I also have to say this match needed to be longer than it was.
Carlito & Primo have been building to a war no one will care about, but it was sadly the biggest part of this match. Swagger was the “not-so-hidden” underdog favorite, all because of his surname. M.V.P was horribly just an addition due to his name-sake, while The Miz.. Well, I don’t even know where to begin with Miz, but his “huge” push has more or less killed him since he hasn’t won anything since losing to Cena it seems. And finally, you have the Champion.. Kofi Kingston, who happens to be impressing me with every match the man has.
A year ago, Kingston won the Intercontinental Championship from Jericho, with slight outside help. Well, a year later he retains his Championship with no one’s help but his own, after Jericho “turned” (once again) on his brother Primo, only for Kingston to deliver his kick to the back of Carlito’s head and pull out the victory.
I felt this was the 2nd best match of the night. It had nice, quick-paced motion throughout with each individual getting some time to show off their own sets of skills. This, however, is where my earlier statement of this match needing more time comes into play. I felt everything seemed a bit, too rushed.
So, whats next? I think a Kingston v. Swagger match for Summerslam seems logical, with Primo & Carlito still having it out. Miz and M.V.P will continue to be used in various places, but likely not worth anything.
4. Women’s Championship: Michelle McCool © v. Melina:
If match style can include entrances, then this match would have been at least a 3. Sadly, entrances don’t show how talented you are.. And unfortunately, neither do Championships. This is the second straight Pay per view shit-fest these two have put on. Melina got drop kicked right in the ovaries and just couldn’t come back from taking one in the baby maker. Mc-I’m fucking the Undertaker on the side which makes me-Cool retained the title that Ross tried so hard to make sound like it still means something.
I’m not even going to try continuing with explaining this match. The fans weren’t in it, half of them likely didn’t even sit through it. And the horrible thing is, Melina is arguably the best “face” Diva that Smackdown has. Short of Natalya gaining a shot at this Championship through a 3-way or some other type of multi-Woman match, it looks like Smackdown will continue to be carried through their female division, by a purely untalented female in McCool.
5. W.W.E Championship: Triple Threat: Randy Orton © v. Triple H. v. John Cena:
I love how this match was built from beginning till right up until the announcement of this match, as being the “Main Event”. On that note, why wasn’t this match the Main Event? it’s a fucking B-Grade Pay per view, and its not like we didn’t just see Punk/Hardy like 3 weeks ago. Are you telling me that Triple H, and John Cena (alone) aren’t worth more than Meth Hardy and Punk?
This, to me, may have been a repeat of a match that no one really cared to see, and it may involve 3 individuals who’ve competed against one another WAY TO MUCH, but this match, to me, was the best match of the night.. With an ending that was perfect!
In the end, Triple H locks in the Sharpshooter, Cena notices this but instead of stopping it, locks in the Crippler Crossface. Orton taps out, with the official going to signal for the bell to be called - until he realizes he doesn’t know who Orton was tapping out.. To?! Suddenly, the rest of Legacy hit’s the ring. (Keeping in mind, it’s No DQ) DiBiase takes Triple H out of the ring, while Cena attempts an Attitude Adjustment on Rhodes, until Orton hits an RKO!! Orton pins Cena, and retains his title in what I believe is the best Triple Threat we’ve seen in recent memory.
So, where do we go from here? Well, reports have mentioned Shawn Michaels returning to compete at Summerslam, which also happens to be our next stop. Could an Orton v. Shawn Michaels match be in the card? Perhaps adding Triple H and Cena to the mix, then putting the element of elimination to the match to make it that much better? My guess is if Orton gets put in a match with multiple people, that’s an elimination match, he won’t leave Champion. Mark my words.
6. Diva’s Championship: Maryse © v. Mickie James:
I hate to say this, but the shit-fest that was the Women’s match seemed to infect and carry over to the Diva’s Championship match as well. Its like the audience forgot we had another female’s match to go as well.
Before the match, Miz finally grew a set when he realized Maryse isn’t gonna give it up. He mentioned to her that she will lose the title, and maybe even tonight. That, mixed with the fact that Mickie James would become the 2nd Diva in history to win both titles, didn’t make this night one for Maryse to remember.
In the end, James won the Diva’s title after Maryse seemingly tried everything possible to retain, short of getting disqualified. I don’t know what else to say, except for Maryse will regain more than likely by Summerslam, since this victory was more to put James in the record books/history books, more than anything else.
7. Intercontinental Championship: Rey Mysterio © v. Dolph Ziggler:
I honestly thought they were keeping this match off the card. I’m surprised they allowed it to go this deep into the Main Event, but perhaps that’s how much faith they have in Ziggler? While I loved this match, and firmly believe several could call it the match of the night, to me, I think it was a slight bit more of spot-for-spot than anything else.
Ziggler seems to be like a video game creation. He doesn’t really have a moveset all his own, but yet uses several high profile moves as regular moves, that others would use regularly as finishing moves. I like that, but it also makes Ziggler look weak. In the end, Mysterio got owned throughout this entire match, but came out on top after a 619.
So, whats next? I’m hoping a rematch, because Ziggler continues to prove, not just to me, but to everyone, that he truly is a great view to watch. Just one question - what the fuck is Maria doing with him?!
8. World Heavyweight Championship: C.M Punk © Jeff Hardy:
I can’t believe that when I finally allow Punk to be my new hero, in finding someone to replace the time Edge will be gone.. he goes and lets me down. What a bastard. He cut the world’s greatest promo, in calling out single Parent’s for allowing their children to cheer Meth Hardy, then drops the title in the end. What the fuck?!
Hardy is now a 3-time Heavyweight Champion. How is this fair? Meth Hardy, a career mid-carder who’ll never be a Main Eventer to me, is once again carrying Smackdown?! WHY?! This match wasn’t amazing, any match that Hardy has without the use of gimmicks never seemingly is. Punk hit his finisher, yet Hardy kicked out. The world “gasped” at this, as if it’d never happened.. You know, cause roughly a month earlier when Punk cashed in and won the title, when he connected with a GTS and Hardy kicked out after the first, but not the second.. I guess that’s just too much to remember, huh.
In the end, Punk tries getting counted out, Hardy brings him back in the ring, punches him a lot (great technical skill there) then hit’s a Twist of Fate, followed by a Swanton for the victory and what I feel is becoming Ross’s favorite saying since the Stone Cold days, “It’s time for a Hardy Party”. (What the fuck is a 'Hardy Party'? Is everyone gonna go shoot up, then get 2 warnings against them so they can
live for the moment just like Meth Hardy does?!)
So, with Summerslam being our next stop.. What will this set-up? Hardy against the Undertaker? Hardy against Jericho, Punk, or Kane? And why the fuck did Morrison pick-up all those one-on-one victories over Punk, if they weren’t building to a Championship showdown?! How fucking pointless was that!?
In the end, I liked the show.. But it had a lot of disappointments. My highlights were the W.W.E Triple Threat, the United States Six-Pack Challenge, and Dolph Ziggler. If it weren’t for those things, this show would’ve been a massive disappointment to me.
I felt that Maryse and Mickie could've been a lot better than what it was. They seemed to have great chemistry building up to the match. I think the true downfall here, is not picking up on Mickie being "blinded" by that hair spray. Is it truly that hard to allow the girls to have a blindfold match? I mean, it would've been fucking great for Summerslam.. right? Absolutely. Here's hoping Maryse and Miz team-up, to blind Mickie, so I can get a fucking Diva's blindfold match. I don't care how it happens. Hair spray, Miz' Jizz, whatever it takes to get the job done. DO IT!
Big Show in a
blue singlet is just sorta.. .. out there. Speaking of "out there" someone needs to go back to putting pants on the guy, because I seen WAY too many nut shots in one match.
Here’s hoping Summerslam will be better. In the end, I’d give Night of Champions a
6 outta 10.