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Gasparrrri Nutrition: Launch

Steamboat Ricky

WZCW's Living Legend
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Hey everyone, I'm Rich Gaspari, founder and CEO of Gaspari Nutrition, today's undisputed leader in sports' nutrition and supplementation. Let's face it, a lot of products on the market today really don't have what it takes to make you into the kind of athlete that you want to be. Many will promise freakish results hiding behind bogus clinical trials, while leaving you with nothing more than an empty wallet.

At Gaspari Nutrition, we only offer THE BEST, MOST POTENT formulas on the market today, ensuring you that you train like an animal in the gym and that you get the best results for your physique. With a staff of top bodybuilding, figure, and bikini pros, such as...


Hidetada Yamagishi
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Ava Cowan
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Flex Lewis
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and
Marzia Prince

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...you know that Gaspari makes top products and only employs THE BEST in the world to represent our company.

That being said, I, Rich Gaspari, am proud to announce a revolution in Gaspari Nutrition as we expand our company. We are proud to announce the newest member of Team Gaspari...


Steamboat Ricky
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Steamboat Ricky, former WZCW World Heavyweight Champion, King for a Day, Mayhem Champion, Eurasian Champion, Tag Team Champion, hardcore legend, superface, and attractive man, comes to Gaspari Nutrition to chair Gaspari Nutrition's newest brand of sports supplements:

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Let's face it. Many companies out there today market products to the traditional athlete. But what about athletes...who are also PIRATES??? This is where the inspiration for Gasparrrri Nutrition came from. Here's Ricky to tell you some more about this revolutionary brand launch.

Ricky: Yarrrrrrr...thanks Rich! Let's face it. I be swabbing the decks with fellers from WZCW night in and night out, doing academics on the side, doing philanthropy work in Madagascarrrrrrrr a couple times a year. I don't always have time to make me pirate meals, get adequate time in the sleep chambers, and get sufficient recovery from my grueling rope ladder climbs.

So, I needed a line of supplements for me and my swashbuckling lifestyle that delivers pharmaceutical grade Grog to my muscles as quickly as possible. I'm a pirate and have sailed with the best...so trust your pal Ricky.

Look for Gasparrrri Nutrition supplements to hit your local nutrition/boat supplies store soon, and stock up before yerrrrr next excurrrrrrsion!!!!
 

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