Funniest things you've heard on commentary

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

Samoa Joe vs Necrobutcher from IWA:MS with Punk and Kingston on commentary.

Punk "How do you powerslam someone on their forehead?"

Kingston "That wasnt a suplex, that was just a fuck you you're going over."

 

[ocekit]

I love when Heenan commentates for Tatanka matches.

Wish I could remember where this particular exchange is from:
Heenan: "Hey-how-are-ya, hey-how-are ya?"
Vince (I think): "Will-you-stop-that, will-you...you got me doing it!"

Then Heenan's plan to get the championship during the Bret/Piper Mania match:
Gorilla: "What would you do if you were the Hitman?"
Heenan: "Well, I'd have my agent buy it for me and if that didn't work I'd take him out back and waffle him with a tire iron."

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

 

[braveh]

Titty boy jbl used to have a column on bloomberg or cnbc, giving financial advice. That is funnier than his stupid commentary on raw.

I bet he lost all his money in stock crash in 2008