Fucking fantastic way to wake up

[The Crock]

It wasn't the ten year old in your sig, was it?

Don't talk about the man's sister like that. They have a very special relationship.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Holy Blue Cardinal sighting Batman!

Yes they are very few and far between.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Now that we know everyone is safe, what's up with the waterpark? I love those places. I just want my kids to get old enough so I have an excuse to go to one without looking like a pedofile.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Now that we know everyone is safe, what's up with the waterpark? I love those places. I just want my kids to get old enough so I have an excuse to go to one without looking like a pedofile.

It's shit. It's basically a bunch of pully systems that pull buckets through water and then dump them on the kids below. Works for a 3 year old, but not for me. The good ones cost money.

 

[Loveless]

I woke up to a couple of people having sex next to me. Now THAT's a fantastic way to wake up.

With you > Next to you

 

[Remix]

With you > Next to you

Technically, that's rape.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

It's shit. It's basically a bunch of pully systems that pull buckets through water and then dump them on the kids below. Works for a 3 year old, but not for me. The good ones cost money.

That's bullshit. Shitty waterparks should not be allowed to use sirens.

 

[Loveless]

Technically, that's rape.

Yeah waking up with my girlfriend on top of me, poor me.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Yeah waking up with my girlfriend on top of me, poor me.

Rape is Rape.

 

[justinsayne]

It's not rape.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Rape is Rape.

Really?