Fucking fantastic way to wake up

[Nate DaMac]

I wake up, roll over and see that it's rather dark outside for 9AM. Then I hear a Tornado siren so I jump the fuck out of bed, stub the shit out of my toe on my old lady's cedar chest, and go upstairs to get the kids and bring em' downstairs. Then I sit and listen... and no more sirens. I get online and there's no warning other than the flood warning we've been under since like, June. What the fuck?

It turns out that the little water park down the street has a siren that will go off once to get people out of the water when there's lightning. But it sounds just like a fucking Tornado siren.

Well I suppose it could be worse.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Well I suppose it could be worse.

A real tornado, possible death... yeah, I'd say you came out rather well.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I was talking about my underwear still being in tact. I know, surprising eh?

 

[Sparky]

I got woken up this morning by my partners cousin saying it was 9:15, Raced around thinking I was late, got out of the shower and hear my alarm go off at 9:30. She woke me up 15 minutes early.











That's 15 minutes of sleep I missed out on.

 

[nightmare]

It was a dream. Sure you didnt fall asleep watching a match featuring Right To Censor?

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

I got woken up this morning by my partners cousin saying it was 9:15, Raced around thinking I was late, got out of the shower and hear my alarm go off at 9:30. She woke me up 15 minutes early.

Ohh, my second-to-last girlfriend did that shit to me all the time. She was obsessed with not only being on time, but being early as fuck. I'm always on time, but rarely early, and that bothered her.

She was a cunt.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

At least you haven't shit on the rug yet.

 

[JGlass]

Joplin has really fucked with your peace of mind, eh?

 

[Nate DaMac]

Totally, dude. If it can happen there it can happen here. Even though it's only happened here once that I know of.

Kind of funny actually, I think it was like 3 years ago a single tornado dropped down, fucked up one Arby's, and split. No one was hurt, no other businesses damaged, but that Arby's was fucking demolished.

 

[X]

I didn't know you were married with kids Nate. Things could definitely be worse brother, just be glad everything is okay.

Glad I don't have to worry about things like tornados up here in Rhode Island. The worst we get is the occasional hurricane every few years and even then it's just a hurricane that's lost most of it's steam making it's way all the way up there, so it's never any real damage or anything.

 

[JGlass]

They must not have given Mother Nature curly fries with her Big Beef and Cheddar.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I didn't know you were married with kids Nate. Things could definitely be worse brother, just be glad everything is okay.

Glad I don't have to worry about things like tornados up here in Rhode Island. The worst we get is the occasional hurricane every few years and even then it's just a hurricane that's lost most of it's steam making it's way all the way up there, so it's never any real damage or anything.

Not married yet, but yeah. I've always been terrified of Tornadoes but it's a lot more nerve racking when I have 2 other lives to fend for. I'm just glad I have a swag ass basement to chill in when it happens.

They must not have given Mother Nature curly fries with her Big Beef and Cheddar.

Or she realized that Arby's has had the same 5 for 5 deal for like, 15 years and either inflation never hit Arby's, or they've been ripping her off for 15 years.

 

[nightmare]

Could be worse. You could have woken up to find your stash missing. So, your good.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

As long as you don't live in Birmingham or Cumbria, you're usually safe from natural disasters in the UK.

 

[nightmare]

No one is safe from the Natural Disasters

 

[justinsayne]

I saw the title of this thread & though "Oh, one of Nates kids probably ran into his room to wake him up by jumping on him, and accidentally kneed him in the dick". Was really let down to hear it was just a fake tornado warning.

 

[Xemmy]

I woke up to a couple of people having sex next to me. Now THAT's a fantastic way to wake up.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Remember 4 years ago I got woken up the town's flood warning siren, wouldn't mind but the town got flooded 2 days before that and no more rain was forecast

 

[The Crock]

I live in Utah. All I fear is the occasional missionary encounter.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

I woke up to a couple of people having sex next to me. Now THAT's a fantastic way to wake up.

It wasn't the ten year old in your sig, was it?

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

You woke up this morning,
Got yourself a gun,
Mama always said you'd be,
The Chosen One.

 

[X]

I woke up to a couple of people having sex next to me. Now THAT's a fantastic way to wake up.

Not always. Not always.

 

[Coco]

Like when it's your parents and you have to stop and wonder whose bed you're in. That always fucks with me for about ten seconds.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Fuck a tornado. I know how you feel homie.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Fuck a tornado. I know how you feel homie.

Holy Blue Cardinal sighting Batman!