Fuck Roger Ebert

[Murfish]

That smug rat bastard. So I go to his site before other places like RT when looking for movie reviews. Sometimes I agree with him, and sometimes I don't. That's not even the point.

DO NOT GO TO HIS FRONT PAGE

I didn't even read the article and he's pretty much given away the end of Inglorious Basterds. Thanks a lot, fuck nut. I don't care if word has spread since the Cannes screening. You shouldn't do shit like that.

 

[The Doctor]

I'm not looking. I want to be surprised when I see that movie goddammit.

Fucking fuck. It might not be his fault, though...

 

[Murfish]

It's his fucking fault for assuming that people who go on his site already know.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I don't think there's a better critic out there than Ebert. I agree with him about 75% of the time.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I mean. Fairly sure they all die, I wasnt expecting anything else

 

[X]

I don't think there's a better critic out there than Ebert. I agree with him about 75% of the time.

Ebert is shit for anything remotely horror or Sci-Fi related, he's one of the many critics who don't understand those genres.

 

[Dexter]

Speaking of sci-fi and horror...

Event Horizon - best Sci-Fi/Horror movie ever made? Discuss.

 

[X]

No. Not even remotely close. Good, not great, movie. But nowhere near the elite of Sci-Fi or Horror.

 

[Dexter]

Really? I dunno, I freakin LOOOOVED it. Laurence Fishburne's best work, imo. Even better than The Matrix. I felt like it captured that elusive "moody" feel that a lot of movies attempt and fail at.

 

[Murfish]

I love going to Ebert's site. It work well for theater films. Some stuff I think he just gets wrong. Other times it seems like even he missed the point.

 

[X]

I don't know, it's a pretty messy film. It wants to be taken seriously one minute, the next minute it's a cliche slasher film. It's good, but not great. And nowhere near the elite of horror/sci-fi.

Have you seen District 9 Dex?