FromtheThread

[Pepe Silvia]

I think there had to be something as well, but... I don't know. I question EVERYTHING. It's really hard to believe all these things. Like, even the complexity of the human brain just baffles me, the fact that it's built and such...

Also, what's the deal with heaven being above and hell being below?

 

[Razor]

1) The only people who will be shaken by the idea that the Bible is no more than a story will be...well...the people who don't listen to the Bible anyway. If you take the lessons of the Bible as opposed to the literal, outdated wording, then you're going to land on your face. The people who listen to Jesus' teachings and understand the meanings behind them will be able to carry on about their day.

2) Oh, and the Jews will be a bit pissed if you go around saying the Old Testament was nothing but a story. Their history is inscribed in the Old Testament. Best to say "The Old Testament is built on parables."

Also, thanks FTS. I'm affirming that prostitution should be legal? I'll have to make Prostitution moral. Hurray!

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

1) The only people who will be shaken by the idea that the Bible is no more than a story will be...well...the people who don't listen to the Bible anyway. If you take the lessons of the Bible as opposed to the literal, outdated wording, then you're going to land on your face. The people who listen to Jesus' teachings and understand the meanings behind them will be able to carry on about their day.

2) Oh, and the Jews will be a bit pissed if you go around saying the Old Testament was nothing but a story. Their history is inscribed in the Old Testament. Best to say "The Old Testament is built on parables."

Also, thanks FTS. I'm affirming that prostitution should be legal? I'll have to make Prostitution moral. Hurray!

I'm Jewish and I won't be pissed. I'm very much into meditation now.

 

[Razor]

Fuck the haters.

Cena's awesome!

I feel like the Cena of this place. I stand up for what is right, half the people love me, the other half hate me, but everyone has an opinion. I draw. Half want me to win, half want me to lose, but they show up to see me.

Well, "for what is right" is totally your opinion. But I love you for it. <3

 

[ZeroVX]

Also, thanks FTS. I'm affirming that prostitution should be legal? I'll have to make Prostitution moral. Hurray!

No you don't. You just need to say that it would be much safer if it was legal. For both sides.

 

[Razor]

Sure, but the instant argument will be "Laws regulate basic morals, paying for sex is one of those morals." My balls are busted. However, I can argue against that....

Meh. Whatever. It would be safer if it were legal. It would cut down on unreported rapes amongst the prostitutes as well. Probably help all kinds of shit.

I got this.

Also, I will take this time to congratulate Thunder on a well run debate in our last round. I just barely won out. I bow in your general direction.

 

[Razor]

Everyone go post in this thread:

The Pope and His Big Hat May Be On Trial in Britain Soon

I'll have another thread up in about.....15 minutes.

 

[INDYjon22]

Big hats make me laugh. I credit Edge and Christian for that.

 

[Razor]

Okay, ignore that "other thread" bit. I may not have one for you guys soon. Maybe. Probably not, though.

 

[Razor]

 

[Razor]

You fuckers are old. 10:30 and everyone is offline?

Sad. Really, utterly, horribly, sad.

 

[The Doctor]

My favorite picture of her <3

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I'm online. But have no clue who that pic is of.

 

[The Doctor]

Lady Gaga.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Hot damn, even if she is a man I'd still tap that.

 

[FromTheSouth]

You didn't know because she didn't look like a deviant in that picture.

Also, I am online, but I am trying to progress through Lost Odyssey, and that has more of my attention. I just killed two large magic worms and an army of Saracens dressed in white. Then I had some pudding. The pudding was not part of the game.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I bet thats the reason.

Lost Odyssey is a great game and unless it was vanilla pudding you have failed at combining great things.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Banana pudding with nilla wafers and fresh bananas, topped with whipped cream.

Plus, my mother made it. I was too full to eat it earlier, so she sent it home with me.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Ok yeah, you win.

 

[Razor]

My favorite picture of her <3

Doc, don't use FromtheThread to wank at your favorite singer crush. We will know, and we will be disgusted.

You didn't know because she didn't look like a deviant in that picture.

I googled "Lady Gaga deviant" and got:

Spoiler

Also, I am online, but I am trying to progress through Lost Odyssey, and that has more of my attention. I just killed two large magic worms and an army of Saracens dressed in white. Then I had some pudding. The pudding was not part of the game.

I posted a thread in the Lounge about the Pope being tried in Britain for "crimes against humanity," and I posted my affirmation in the League.

I'm toying with the idea of a Batman thread, but I don't want to put too much effort out, ya know?

 

[FromTheSouth]

Your not wanting to put out is laughable. ****.

 

[Razor]

I only put out to important people. So I'm simply an "empowered human being" who uses my sexuality to get what I want.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Lovely quote. Not sigged, but I will use it in real life if you don't mind. Something like "Razor says______" to give you credit each time.

 

[Razor]

I'm honored! Sure, use it to your heart's content.

 

[Razor]

You guys...

I've defended Batman AGAIN in the Battle Arena thread. Make sure you all vote for him, or I will hunt each of you down and harm you where you stand.

..With words, of course. I'm no neanderthal.