Fuel The Fire
Getting Noticed By Management
Hurt Fleelings report
Date:Time of Hurtfulness:
A.Which ear were words of hurtfulness spoke into: Left Right of Both
B. Is there permanent feeling damage yes no
C.Did you need a tissue for the tears yes no
D. Have you pulled yourself together yes no
Reasons for filing this report: Please circle Yes or No
1. I am thin skinned yes no
2. I am a wussy yes no
3. I have women like hormones yes no
4. I like to whine yes no
5. I am a little bitch yes no
6. I am a cry baby yes no
7. I want my mommy yes no
8. All of the above yes (circle this one as they probably all apply)
Name of "Real man" who hurt your sensitive little feelings:
If you feel you need someone to hug, go home to mommy and let her hug you and change your diaper. If you feel as though you need to someone sooth you, please call this number: 1-800-CRY-BABY or 1-800-SIS-GIRL
Girly man who filled report:
Signature of girly man:
Real man (person being brought up on charges):
Signature of Real Man:
Superintendant's Signature: